Katie Price #164 is on the up! Ducked up, hard up and pissed up.

[hustyvola]

Is she having a non-downward spiral day, seems to be enjoying herself dressing up, thank goodness she doesn't have anything really important to do like community service, or look after her sick mum, oh wait.....

Well , that’s just beyond bleeping weird!

 

[Blessmyheart]

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Yeah.Like all this is good for her mental elf, yet she can’t sort through a few vests in a Christian charity shop for her cs.Hows the wrecked feet tippy toes?

 

[Animallover2022]

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Standing on her tip toes can't be good for her 'poorly trotters' oh it's court later in the month isn't it, silly me!

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Picture 3, if she licks her lips, does she stick to a window??

She could unblock Wanky's sink with those lips

Why does the wall and radiator bend like that
Good photoshop fail
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Looks like Caitlyn Jenner

 

[Crowbag]

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Are those your kids' teddies price, in your schoolgirl OF photos?
Classy.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Grim .....

Still doing the Pointy Toe Thing thass wewl-seksi innit, although looking like a shaved version of King Louie

 

[PoopooKaKa]

His asparagus pic didn’t look very stiff to me

Can't stand floppy asparagus

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Don’t forget….”She is NOT the person we think she is”

On the contrary. She is precisely the thing we think (know) she is

 

[Pisspotshow]

To be fair, you all don't have her wrong at all. She is on a massive self destruct roll at the moment. People are enabling her but not her family. They are exhausted by it all but have lives to live too.

Bollocks!
Complete and utter bollocks.
She's enabled but not by her family?
By who then?
Oh, how convenient , you cannot say because of a NDA other than its not her or her families fault.
So basically she's a sweet little girl who's just a bit lost and should be excused for everything?
I don't know who you are but obviously your on the KFP gravy train, that's why family doesn't intervene and excuse and defend her.
I posted last evening whereby it actually made me feel a little bit sorry for her, well done, you've convinced me that I was wrong on that count.
She's a bleep, and so are you for being part of the charade.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Giving babestation vibes

Surely you mean Grannystation. She far too old and raddled for Babestation????

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

I bet she's never run an hoover round in her life.

She has actually - only she didn't plug it in, Duh!

is

i find this picture disturbing to me it looks like they are trying to pose as school kids(nothing against adults looking at adult pictures but it is sick to me if you want the pictures to look like young children)

I thought that too, ClivE

 

[PoopooKaKa]

Surely you mean Grannystation. She far too old and raddled for Babestation????

I'm a few yrs older than her & there's no way I'd shake my lettuce filled kebab in front of a man let alone on only spams

 

[kirajodie]

Saw for 2nd night running Fern, the masterclass MUA saying she has terrible morning sickness and it's 5.45 pm and still got it, totally floors her. Strange not mentioned before about this all day sickness. Hope she will be ok for tomorrow

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

What the hell has happened to the lips?

Nice set of Turkey Teef though

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

Ooooh wonder if the Red Tops will be slobbering over The Super Lesbo stuff later ? Hope so, and they leave the comments section open….now that’s gonna be entertainment

If you hear a lot of noise and commotion in Brighton later, it's the entire Lesbian population of the town scrambling back into the closet.


@Noggin Thank you. I'm glad it's over and I can get back to what I do best, being a sarcastic cow on the internet. ❤

 

[MariaCallous23]

Oosh, second thoughts - that might have been a little bit slightly harsh! But still funny

Yeah. I think illiterate is a very strong word! There were a couple of typos. I’m dreadful for typos too!

 

[Badirene]

Surely you mean Grannystation. She far too old and raddled for Babestation????

Well that leaves (rough as) Badgers Station.

 

[Minx103]

On her FB re tomorrow's Plaster Class

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

On the DM....

https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dai...railer-hay-goes-horse-riding-day-country.html

More of her crap KP Ekwestryan rubbish made in nice scratchy nylon and polyester - I bet she fizzles with static! Poor Wallis getting a jolt of static off that beast every time its plastic arse hits the reinforced saddle

Incidentally thats not hay she's shovelling - she forking straw! Forking straw? Yep thats just her hair!

What a complete and utter waste of a supposéd Journalist's time and effort creating that bollockfest

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

Katie Price #165 - Lezzing it up retro style to pass the time whilst I wait on my trial.