Katie Price #158 Is it a bird? Is it a plane? It's Cuntie and Cole off to Spain!

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bagpuss17278 said:
The wording that Junior is “shared by” KP and PA 🙄
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It seems to be the media's preferred way of referring to parents these days. They are always talking about celebs 'sharing' children, even when they do live together. It really gets my goat.

kirajodie said:
Hi DC, I would have hoped so but never saw them post once that they will be refunded. Its always a new date will be notified soon, I don't even think there are contact details on the websites, this is from a cpl years ago, when she cancelled an hour before show , she was then filmed with Ryan and jeyda and Zoe at airport then allegedly in Amsterdam nightclub. She denied it was her , said she was tucked up in bed. Think about 3 wks later it was the Newcastle masterclass then rehab allegedly.


There's more chance of Cole getting pregnant than them being approved for adoption . My brother and wife adopted 2 siblings, 1 and 1yrs old. All in took about 2 yrs from first applying to getting them. The interviews and checks they had to go through, including submitting their medical records , were really thorough. They 2 reprobates would never pass.
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I wonder if she cancels the classes at the last minute because of poor tickets sales then pretends she is ill or some other lie? So her fans will say 'aww poor Katie' and not worry about getting their money back. Same as the one who did the review of the masterclass goodie bag and the first one she was supposed to go to was cancelled and she said she understood as it was important for Katie to take care of her 'mental health'. They are so gullible they deserve to get fleeced.

Caw1982 said:
I don't think for a second think either of them want kids. It's just a narrative they spin for attention.
Just like false break ups, pretend supercar purchases, fake weddings, throwback family day out pictures hoping people won't realise the kids have aged 10 years....... the list goes on and on and on....

On a brighter note, I hope they choke on their Pina Cloadas and there's no first aiders in the vicinity!!!!!
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I'm sure at some point the 'trying for a baby' thing will be used for multiple stories. First off will be 'my infertility hell' followed by 'my IVF journey', throw in a couple of miscarriages for good measure then it will be 'our sadness at baby loss' followed by 'our struggle to adopt'.
 
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karma4klattie said:
Poor old Cole will have to count his pennies. Looks to me like the journey is approx 230 miles each way and if he can screw 15 miles to the gallon from one of his poncy bangers that's getting on for 70 litres at £1.64 per litre so £120 each way. £240 in all for his woman dolly to squeal and shriek, show-off, booze, snort, piss herself and get up to all her usual tricks. Now really Cole, is that a wise investment?
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Bet he won't take her.
 
265 said:
Welcome to #158 and well done to @Rosiecosy for the winning title.

Previous thread - https://tattle.life/threads/katie-p...all-over-the-place.29100/page-50#post-9360243

Recap, Katie and Cole are in Spain.

From the Pom Gallery, one she knocked up last night at my request.

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Carry on people.
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The Pom gallery needs to have it's own place in central London. Tourists would flock to see it 🤣🤣
 
kourtneykool said:
Congrats @Rosiecosy for a fantastic thread title!!
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Thanks Kourtney 🤗 it's you krusties who have given me the strength to happily use the word bleep now.
Its suits KP more than anything 🤣

Noelc said:
Only option is surely one of the animal adoption schemes. Skank adopts a Skunk , it stunk so the Skunk said to Skank it stinks here, it stunk in the zoo but the stink here is down to you. I can't breathe when you breathe , the smell of your gob could cut through fog . You eat from a trough so sorry I'm off.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 absolutely brilliant!
 
Madcatbimbo said:
That's got to be a throw back photo - her boobs are smaller... plus the brunette hair. You'd think she'd print lovely photos of the scenic hotel and beach that she's staying at.... along with a few cock-tails....
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That’s got to be a throwback photo before Harvey….. She wishes she looked like that.

Rosiecosy said:
Thanks Kourtney 🤗 it's you krusties who have given me the strength to happily use the word bleep now.
Its suits KP more than anything 🤣


🤣🤣🤣🤣 absolutely brilliant!
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I’m not quite there yet. I still write c**t but there’s no bigger inspiration than Skanky……
 
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