Katie Price #155 Court next week, what shall I plea? Oh I'll pretend I have poorly feet and PTSD...

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My understanding was that the court order giving custody to the fathers was made private and that the media were unable to report on it due to that ruling. The court order was made private, rightly, to protect the privacy of the children.
It's pretty obvious to anyone with half a brain cell what the arrangement is though, seeing as she hardly ever spends any time with them. Not even every other weekend that is usual in shared custody agreements. And why is it that just because H is disabled they think she is a 'great mum'? Having a disabled child doesn't automatically qualify you for sainthood, although many mums of disabled kids certainly would deserve it! It's what you do for those kids that matters. And she herself has said she is 'too busy' to teach H basic skills like shopping.
 
Might be on the last thread 🤦🏼‍♀️ But Piers has gone for the jugular here 👏🏻

Katie Price, wake the f**k up pretty damn sharpish and pull yourself together for your kids, says Piers Morgan

I don't think he has gone for the jugular at all. In fact he seems to be kissing her arse.
 
Her hands need a TCA Peel. They look like they belong to a 90 year old living in the desert😦. Her love of sun baking and sunbeds and lack of high SPF has damaged her skin.
Then the botox, fillers, brow tatts and surgeries.
Keep it real
I was going to mention it, but it's been said already. I honestly thought it was a snapshot of a much-older woman's hands! Surprised she didn't filter that one!
 
I just can't see KP is important enough that be protected by friends in high places. She's really thick and she's gobby - she couldn't keep secrets, can't even hold her own piss fgs.

Savile was a rancid old pedalo but he was cunning and scheming.

And power is a great aphrodisiac 😍 - rich, powerful men would not be short of bed mates and desperate to get with the skank.
They would have some standards 😆!!
 
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Maybe my direct message to him the other day, prompted him....
Looks like you've got another admirer Rosie, I'm blocked, believe it or not from his main account, hee hee, but thought I'd give it a go on his uncersored a/c. I doubt he's shagged her but I think when he was the editor of The Sun or Mirror he was shrewd enough to make money out of his connection with her. His comment about the ' supposed' showing her boobs are just laughable. He's not daft, he is a journalist, it's their job to know things like that! The rest is history. The thing I want to know is why isn't this bleeping witch in court on Tuesday?
 
I just can't see KP is important enough that be protected by friends in high places. She's really thick and she's gobby - she couldn't keep secrets, can't even hold her own piss fgs.

Savile was a rancid old weirdo but he was cunning and scheming.

And power is a great aphrodisiac 😍 - rich, powerful men would not be short of bed mates and desperate to get with the skank.
They would have some standards 😆!!
I agree I don't think KP is being "protected" because she has dirt on anyone. I think it's a combination of: legal issues preventing some of the detail regarding the custody of the kids getting out, and possibly the tabloids have a bit of fear about how much to vilify a female celeb after the Caroline Flack case. She is also an ongoing source of easy headlines for the press so not sure it's in their interest to "destroy her". I don't think the tabloids in the UK are as openly vicious as they were in the 90s, for fear of getting sued or blamed for something going wrong.

JS much as I hate him was a very intelligent man who knew how to work people to get what he wanted, KP is not.
 
Looks like you've got another admirer Rosie, I'm blocked, believe it or not from his main account, hee hee, but thought I'd give it a go on his uncersored a/c. I doubt he's shagged her but I think when he was the editor of The Sun or Mirror he was shrewd enough to make money out of his connection with her. His comment about the ' supposed' showing her boobs are just laughable. He's not daft, he is a journalist, it's their job to know things like that! The rest is history. The thing I want to know is why isn't this bleeping witch in court on Tuesday?
Cole and Piers.. ain't I the lucky one 🥰

Ahem... moving on. Yes I also want to know how she's weasled her way out of court again!
 
I think Crawl will be absolutely raging at that Piers article. Bringing up how his Dolly was a drunken mess throwing herself at random celeb men and offering sex. And when a respected newsreader can’t get away fast enough because he doesn’t want to be photographed beside the collapsed heap that is Skanky, well that tells you decent people don’t want to be associated with her.
Didn’t Crawl once say that he hated the the Jordan persona?
Well here it is Crawl, it’s all being dredged back into the public consciousness again.
We know you wanted fame but being with her will only bring you infamy. Was that what you wanted in life? Being forever associated with a drunken junkie who goes around looking like something I’d draw with my left hand?
I don’t believe that was your life’s ambition but lowering yourself to that level just to be recognised on the street then you deserve her.
He's just as big a hypocrite as she is though, says one thing and does another. He previously said he hated the likes of KK doing Only fans and then not only is his dolly doing it but he is too. He said there wouldn't be any photos in Thailand a la Boyson and KP yet there they were. If he hated her Jordan persona why did he go to the bother of tracking her down in Sheesh to get a date? Was it her sparkling peresonality?
 
Just another version..🙄
She's not 'open and honest' at all! She's constantly lied in all of her books. Still lies now. Ffs 🙄

I just knew them splitting up wasn't true. Never believed it for one second.
 
I agree I don't think KP is being "protected" because she has dirt on anyone. I think it's a combination of: legal issues preventing some of the detail regarding the custody of the kids getting out, and possibly the tabloids have a bit of fear about how much to vilify a female celeb after the Caroline Flack case. She is also an ongoing source of easy headlines for the press so not sure it's in their interest to "destroy her". I don't think the tabloids in the UK are as openly vicious as they were in the 90s, for fear of getting sued or blamed for something going wrong.

JS much as I hate him was a very intelligent man who knew how to work people to get what he wanted, KP is not.
KP is a really unintelligent woman but she still works people and I still can't work out how she gets away with it. I hate the both of them! Tick tock for her and I can't wait!
 
Hi Piers You know all the dirt I know and you know Well Can you do me a Favour Do a Puff piece Open Letter on how Concerned you are for me so that I can Blag my way out of abusing Michelle and writing a poison pen letter and book myself into the priory and get off Again 🤮🤮🤮🤮
He knows what dirt she has all the journalists do which is why they tread carefully on the Shlllaaagg
I Think of Michelle, because if that was me I wouldn't be acting with the Dignity Michelle is (i would chin the biaatch and it would have different reasons than surgery for being in hospital)
Piers Your A Puppet for Price the plastic Muppet
 
Great title @DC16 I love it! Do you love it? Woo hoo 🥴

Recap, she's wearing the 50 billionty engagement ring. She's not wearing the 50 billionty engagement ring. She's wearing the 50 billionty engagement ring. She's not wearing the 50 billionty engagement ring. She's such a boring bleep & nobody cares.

She's bought a vile pink Ferrari apparently. Although the 'designer' has now said there are details to be finalised. Which means she probably hasn't bought it & they're both desperate for attention. She's such a boring bleep & nobody cares.

Boyson stayed in the same tacky sex dungeon as her a week later. This apparently means they are back together. She's such a boring bleep & nobody cares.

She's apparently filming something at the beach. How very exciting...... not really. She's a boring bleep & nobody cares.

Whilst filming she wore a disgusting green tracksuit in size huge fat bastard & resembled a homeless junkie. She's a boring bleep & nobody cares.

She's on the beg for shite to chuck in her crappy bags for her plaster classes. She's a boring bleep & nobody cares.

She allegedly had J & B for an hour this week & lovingly prepared a load of frozen veg, overcooked spuds & called it a roast. She's a boring bleep & nobody cares.

She posted a pic from hospital. She's a boring bleep & nobody cares.

Barfbum anyone? She has tit loads for sale. She's a boring bleep & nobody cares 🥱🥱😴😴

I don't think I've missed anything 🤔
Brillliiiaannnt 🤣
 
He's just as big a hypocrite as she is though, says one thing and does another. He previously said he hated the likes of KK doing Only fans and then not only is his dolly doing it but he is too. He said there wouldn't be any photos in Thailand a la Boyson and KP yet there they were. If he hated her Jordan persona why did he go to the bother of tracking her down in Sheesh to get a date? Was it her sparkling peresonality?
Then there’s Aisleyne too, threatening to go smack Cole after slapgate, then getting all huffy with KP and her actions and couldn’t talk about it, now it’s all sweetness again with gushing IG posts between her and KP and her and Cole both on the same celeb MMA thing 🤷🏻‍♀️This lot truly deserve each other, bunch of nutters (allegedly 🤣)
 
Obviously a joke but funny
 

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