Katie Hayes #94 I am applicaton mitt

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Moffat1 said:
Christ I had 14 pages to catch up on. I thought truff had blocked me and id missed a major incident. Another poster that disappeared was Blackburnrover or something like that? I’m sure they were an active poster and had a nice life.

Also mind the time queen barb2 was just queen Barb, went on a caravan holiday with her gammon and bespokes, forgot her password then became queen barb2. And everyone was thinking she was actually ZSM and she had to post her thumbs in her camping chair 😂😂
I’ve been here since thread 1 and like to reminisce about the early days when people seemed to actually seemed to have inside scoop about Kate, before the troll video made this thread explode and now people are prob feart they get outed with their knowledge.
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I remember Blackburnrover! They used to post a lot. There’s quite a few that don’t post on here anymore.
Missing @MrsSavage ❤️
 
Eleanor Abernathy said:
And the carnival goes on..

The toe-eyed cabbage continued with her mission to try and convince her 16 year old minions and a couple of bots that cow’s milk is not the best thing for her daughter despite literally every health professional on the planet and probably on all of the other planets recommending it. Apparently her and the panelling pinhead don’t have it in the house because it’s bad for you and plant-based alternatives are so much better for you and your calorie deficit. She then shared (without a hint a irony) a list of foods she is willing to give to Baby Bespoke, three of which list their main ingredient as bleeping cow’s milk. Kate love, I know you don’t read here but when you do, OLIVE 👏🏻 NEEDS 👏🏻 COW 👏🏻 MILK if for nothing else but to straighten her wonton-shaped spine out after spending the majority of her formative months folded in half in the car seat.

It’s Wednesday, it’s 5am so that must mean it’s time to GET UP AND GET IT DONE! Arl flipper feet took herself off on an early morning clomp and tromp around the Wirral before attending a 6am class at the gym becoming the only human being alive to have ever done this if her stories were anything to go by. She truly is an inspiration to us all and her daily determination will surely set each of us off on the right foot every day..

It’s Thursday, it’s 5am so that must mean it’s time to… Kate? Kate? Are you up? Did you miss your alarm? Maybe tomorrow, eh?

It’s Friday, it’s 5am so that must mean.. Erm? Are we just going to start again on Monday then?

We found out that the manufacturers of her Ali Express specials are as good at spelling as Professor Make Up as eagle-eyed Tattler @Noseyscouser82 spotted a bit of a cock up on the Tanning APPLICATON Mitt. We wait with baited breath to see the new items in her range including her new Foundaton Bruh, Contur Stic, Eyesadw Palet, and the jewel of the collection, the Fak Tane.

Olive proved once again she is pretty much feral because she kicks off if she’s not allowed to brush her almost 5 teeth. I’ll let you into a secret, Kate, she’s kicking off because she’s seen those Mah-Jong tiles you’ve got masquerading as teeth and is absolutely terrified that it’s a result of your bad brushing. She’d quite frankly rather brush her teeth herself than end up with a mouth of blank scrabble pieces.

She managed to wangle her way into a free Maya Jama promotional event via the sheer power of knowing how to create an Eventbrite account and spelling her name right. For some reason she decided going dressed as Winston Churchill up top and Lance Armstrong below the waist was the right way to go, much to the bemusement of every other member of the general public who had also registered for the free Maya Jama promotional event. Her tongue also got an airing during the meet and greet part of the evening - possibly to detract from the bedpan hat, or maybe she’d just troughed all the salt and vinegar crisps and it had gotten too big for her mouth?

Fear not working mums, ZSM, Big Momma of the Century is here to help with some groundbreaking, Take-a-Break Magazine worthy tips for those of you who are finding it hard to juggle one day of work a week and taking non-filtered photos of yourself in the corridor mirror with looking after Mensa’s youngest ever Spanish speaking member. Are you ready for this? It. Will. Change. Your. Life. If you have to leave the house before 10 in the morning and straighten your kids hair before you leave, then YOU SHOULD GET YOUR BAGS READY THE NIGHT BEFORE! Generations of working mothers could have saved themselves the trauma of trying to get ready in the morning if only they’d had the wisdom and knowledge of Miss K Makeup bestowed upon them. What a tragedy.

Another wedding, another slightly startled bride with a phone shoved in her face and trying not to cry at the fact she’s paid good money to look like a bird of prey has been handed a mascara wand and trained to hover and poke in the vicinity of her eyeballs. ZSM went well prepared though with her Homie B’s plastic lunchbag and matching drink bottle holder full of her scabby brushes and a couple of palettes. Beautiful pale skin and red hair? Not on my watch declared the Wirral’s 72nd most popular MUA.

More non-dairy promotion as Olive had her first ice-cream (🥺🥺🥺 this face because why not?) Kate must see not giving Baby Bespoke cow’s milk in the same way that she believes she’s in a calorie deficit - if she says it, then it’s definitely true, regardless of the cocktails, eating out every night, gifted brownies, and the 14 avocados a day.

The absolute ultimate irony occurred when she shared a post declaring that she loves hearing any advice and options from her fellow Mommas. What she neglected to add to that post was while she may ask for advice and opinions, she will only welcome those that are the same as hers. Disagree with her taking her kid abroad in the middle of a pandemic? Hulk smash!
Think she’s wrong about the cow’s milk? Miss Piggy Hiiiyah!
Dare to correct her on a blusher colour? TROLL!!!
Remember folks, only those who ignore covid rules, beg for free stuff, leave their baby unattended with a dog, and think it’s ok to drink when pregnant will make it through unblocked.

As always, Read the Wiki..
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Wonton shaped spine hahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂💀
 
Abongo said:
Ninja, hoppy, shirl, delo makes me weto.

All the same person. A failed showbiz person who never quite cracked it on screen years ago using tattle as their outlet with their many different characters still so bitter that they never made it “proving the spectators wrong”.
Norman bates vibes.
Just my opinion. Not Jealous 😂

Happy Saturday trolls. Any more wedding makeup pics? I’m blocked so can’t see.
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On it. I’m not famous but we have our own business and I can’t keep up with the threads these days. This cunts on shoots making VIP. Something doesn’t add up.
But whose arsed, you do you ‘shirl’. As long we all think slab back is a pig in a dress I’m fine with it.
 
Moffat1 said:
Christ I had 14 pages to catch up on. I thought truff had blocked me and id missed a major incident. Another poster that disappeared was Blackburnrover or something like that? I’m sure they were an active poster and had a nice life.

Also mind the time queen barb2 was just queen Barb, went on a caravan holiday with her gammon and bespokes, forgot her password then became queen barb2. And everyone was thinking she was actually ZSM and she had to post her thumbs in her camping chair 😂😂
I’ve been here since thread 1 and like to reminisce about the early days when people seemed to actually seemed to have inside scoop about Kate, before the troll video made this thread explode and now people are prob feart they get outed with their knowledge.
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That was me!! I didn’t know anyone noticed me hahah I changed my name near Christmas when they had that winter solistice I felt like if people I knew on here looked at my posts and where I said I lived they could guess me 😂
 
Everyone who had my back last night and was on the same page as me - thank you 😊❤..

Can’t say it’s put me off saying what I think moving forward .. so soz 🤣🤣

Not once have I ever made a script about my personal life, nor written one to seek validation from user names. I thoroughly enjoyed the tears streaming down my face as I wrote them, that’s as deep as it gets 🤣

Delo seems to be missing by the way..
 
QueenBarb2 said:
Everyone who had my back last night and was on the same page as me - thank you 😊❤..

Can’t say it’s put me off saying what I think moving forward .. so soz 🤣🤣

Not once have I ever made a script about my personal life, nor written one to seek validation from user names. I thoroughly enjoyed the tears streaming down my face as I wrote them, that’s as deep as it gets 🤣

Delo seems to be missing by the way..
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We’re overdue a script… maybe the party to rival the opening ceremony of the olympics will inspire you 🙊

speaking of which, is it today!?
 
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