Katie Hayes #94 I am applicaton mitt

[tantastic]

Nah, I'm pretty sure she was like a Yorkshire lass and had started a business that was "quirky" and I was like, I'm gonna bleeping FBI find you....turns out I couldn't find my own face in the dark. Never mind hahah

I think she was from further north.. hoped she would drop more hints because I’m from the NE and I was genuinely intrigued to know if she had a farm or if it was an online persona

 

[lola20]

One of my greatest life achievements finding Charles not gonna lie to you trolls the intrigue got me through a very boring isolation with a covid ridden gammon

 

[Fizz22]

All the talk of mannequins got me following random clothing companies. It’s harder as well to find northern ones being so southern. Even stalking the metro centres shops.

why would a man notice anyone’s nails, never mind fake KHM tit ons

Erm hello troll, her brother is a bespoke male and spots his sisters tit. Mmmmkay

 

[TaylorMomsen]

Haaa just watched that bridal reel
That's the closest she's ever going to get to a real pair of Jimmy choos

And anyone else proper hate the word 'bespoke' now?

 

[Abongo]

@QueenBarb2 you suss these little fakers out so quickly.

I didn't mind filthyrich, but her bleeping bragging disguised as commenting was bleeping annoying. *My husband is a top surgeon and his hands are worth 2 million, but he helped an old lady cross the road and only wears matalan jeans because he's so humble* bleeping duck right off.

The only thing to say about the last part of the last thread is WHAT A DAYYYYYY

She couldn’t even finish a sentence the other week without cutting off mid way to say she has the “real deal” Chanel espadrilles. I’m sorry but you can’t come on a thread that part of the topics are Braggy influencers then start bragging yourself, but it’s ok because your husband wears Tesco boxers.

 

[funnyla]

Who’s sb??

A bleeping wool with the worst dress sense known to man! Also know as scouse bird

 

[Guyyyyyzzzzzz]

One of my greatest life achievements finding Charles not gonna lie to you trolls the intrigue got me through a very boring isolation with a covid ridden gammon

Do you remember the clues? It were like loads of emojis

 

[lola20]

Do you remember the clues? It were like loads of emojis

I ended up going back and reading all the posts where our Charles had ever mentioned anything about themselves can't remember the emojis but I did a proper investor job

 

[LucilleP]

She couldn’t even finish a sentence the other week without cutting off mid way to say she has the “real deal” Chanel espadrilles. I’m sorry but you can’t come on a thread that part of the topics are Braggy influencers then start bragging yourself, but it’s ok because your husband wears Tesco boxers.
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I wouldn’t even admit that buying Primark Espadrilles let alone blowing £500 on the ugliest shoes known to man. The summer shoes for Herman Munsters

 

[Cady1954]

I wanna see the drama from last night but Shirl has restricted her posts on her profile.

Those film posters were funny but I did used to think it was weird how anyone was legitimately thinking she was a real celeb, come on! Even if someone was fairly well known and a regular on here.... why would you start telling people about it

Definitely a completely normal person!!!!!! Who’s arsed

And there was me crawling up her arse writing a poem about her! duck sake I could cringe now

 

[Moffat1]

I found Charles on Etsy…

 

[MerseyTunnelMouth]

Kate - your "no filter", filter drops off half way through your stories. You lying little sprout!

I noticed that too

 

[lola20]

This is how much she edits her photos... I've just looked at her insta story a couple of times thinking is that her with the face paint on

You (generally) never know which blonde girl she's claiming to be each day

 

[twirls4lyf]

hahaha I didn't even expect to comment when I first joined I just wanted to see all of the attachments! But I got drawn in
tbh i wouldn't care if truff (or anyone found me), I'm a solid 7.2/10 on a good day with my face on and my house has a living room as opposed to her -15/10 and walkway with a couch squeezed in so she can't say I'm jealous about anything

edited for words being in the wrong place

I wasn’t too arsed about being found out but then got a msg from Hollie (PLF girl not space raider head) and thought it was time to go incognito

 

[Wkdbird]

Do you remember the clues? It were like loads of emojis

It’s me and on that note I’m off to reset It again

 

[Belle Amie]

‘See my new trainers. They make me dead fast.’

Light up heels and Velcro straps on her trainees

 

[Cady1954]

My first username was my insta name too

So was mine and that was how Hinch hunted me down and blocked me after I said on here I would rather take parenting advice from The McCanns or Rose West

 

[Wkdbird]

Right think I’ve caught up……phew! Always thought shirl was a bit shady, a few threads ago saying she was opening a insta and wanting us to follow! That’s why I reminded you all about the oh snarlin account, that we thought it was kate camp! The pictures on that account where fuckin boss shirls pics where boss to much of a coincidence for me!!

Hahahahahahaha if shirl wants to leave let her no ones bigger than the thread!

Anyway back to fat kecks I’ve heard the weight loss is down to that saxenda pen the same one her long lost twin has been on (Gemma Collins) so it’s not down to being calorie deficit or the 5am club lying cheating bleep!!

 

[Cady1954]

5k on a world record pace? Sure Truff. She needs to get out of the house and stop watching the olympics. We’ve all been there Truff, I’m currently convinced I could do a triathlon for team gb when in reality, I can’t swim, cycle or run!

I'm going to be the next Simone Biles cos I leapt off the sofa without jarring my back. The fact that ill be 65 when the next Olympics are on is neither here nor there. Its all mind over matter

 

[Salsausagelips]

Oh my god I need a recap on the drama never mind a thread recap. It’s just took me 40 mins to figure it all out