Katie Hayes #87 Putting the Beef in Ibeefa.

[BettyBoo123]

She’s defo filtered that last picture of miss Oliver Shakespeare’s first trip to eye beefa and the people who think this army tank is petite don’t try an convince me she hasn’t either

 

[Tlyfe]

Lashed in the car seat, can’t even look around, got no toys - cruel cunts don’t deserve to be parents

 

[Thekinsley]

Do you know what, in all seriousness my heart breaks for that poor baby. Stuck in that bleeping car seat again, like being held in fritzel’s dungeon she’s in there so much she’ll think it’s the norm. Her little face looking at them whilst they make sure they look bespoke and elite for the gram totally ignoring her… breaks my heart. She’s gonna be bleeping knackered and all shrivelled up like a prawn. Hideous pair of pube heads neither have got a clue, bleeping chicken mints for brains. I hope tomorrow Olive is in a flamingo cozzy, In the shade eating crepes and splashing round followed by an evening of her singing Spanish folk songs for the masses whilst playing a ukulele. I also hope Truff has a raging episode of thrush and Delo gets the squits so bad he needs to borrow one of her nappy’s

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

Ffs why did she wear this WHY. My mates would not let me go out like this

She 100% sees the model in the picture and thinks that’s what she’ll look like. My mates/husband/kids/mum would never let me go out looking like that. She’s that arrogant though, she wouldn’t listen even if they did tell her she looks awful.

 

[BettyBoo123]

Do you know what, in all seriousness my heart breaks for that poor baby. Stuck in that bleeping car seat again, like being held in fritzel’s dungeon she’s in there so much she’ll think it’s the norm. Her little face looking at them whilst they make sure they look bespoke and elite for the gram totally ignoring her… breaks my heart. She’s gonna be bleeping knackered and all shrivelled up like a prawn. Hideous pair of pube heads neither have got a clue, bleeping chicken mints for brains. I hope tomorrow Olive is in a flamingo cozzy, In the shade eating crepes and splashing round followed by an evening of her singing Spanish folk songs for the masses whilst playing a ukulele. I also hope Truff has a raging episode of thrush and Delo gets the squits so bad he needs to borrow one of her nappy’s

Troll Oliver Shakespeare is a flamenco dancer

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Love to all my fellow nogga dogs

we’re gonna be on the next thread by the time love island has finished aren’t we

 

[TheGhostofShirleyBallas]

Ffs why did she wear this WHY. My mates would not let me go out like this

Might be revealing a little about who I am here but.... When I was in dance school as a teenager, we did a variety show and one of the dance numbers was to 5, 6, 7, 8. We all wore black leotards with fringes sewn on the bottom, we had to his El Kilos for curtain fringing and get our mums to tack it on This rig out is giving me intense flashbacks.

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

I grew up in L11 but in L18 now.
Truffs going to be driving through our areas now trying to hunt us down

Oh you’ve moved up in the world haven’t you girl
Hahaha I would love to see her storming down Lorenzo drive the soft bleep

 

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

Awww ay, yanno what? Ive never really commented on the car seat kid-gate. But it’s absolutely taking the piss isn’t it? Proper proper sly on poor Olive.
I have an 8 month old (bespoke uno 2) and as long as he’s not asleep, the minute we’re out the car he’s out his car seat. Even sitting in the Wethy’s he loved being in a high chair and engaging with us whilst we had a cheap tea the other day! And WHYYY is she sitting 7 miles away from the table? And more importantly, 8 miles away from her ever so adoring boss babe, number 1 ceo adoring mama?
Also, my bleeping HONEYMOON was to a family hotel that had a kids club, kids pool, all the crappy annoying dancing round the pool that makes me wanna shoot myself in the head. But that’s because my bespoke (bespoke uno 1) came before me!
Pair of selfish bastards aren’t they!

I used to think "ah well if she still fits it's handy to just clip it on the frame without having to get her out of the seat" and then I realised - they don't bleeping clip it on, they literally carry her everywhere in it!

I had a travel system with the first baby but converted it fully to a forward facing pushchair when I went back to work at 6 months.

 

[davidsdead]

Ahh who let her go out like this

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Omg how arl arse in a black car seat looking at the roof of a parasol at 9 o’clock at night!!!!! The kids gonna be bleeping rose ting

 

[GossipBlue]

Can’t believe I’ve missed out on all the Beefa action! WTF was this about?! Wasn’t it supposed to be her mates hen do?

I thought the same thing! I’d be fuming if it was my hen do

 

[Violetx]

What are they going to do when she outgrows that seat and goes into one they can’t take her everywhere in

They’ll have her strapped down on a stretcher like Hannibal Lecter.

 

[QueenBarb2]

Might be revealing a little about who I am here but.... When I was in dance school as a teenager, we did a variety show and one of the dance numbers was to 5, 6, 7, 8. We all wore black leotards with fringes sewn on the bottom, we had to his El Kilos for curtain fringing and get our mums to tack it on This rig out is giving me intense flashbacks.

Oh my god…. I know who you are!!

your Louis Spence!!!

Ahh who let her go out like this

Petite AF

 

[pinotgrigioblush]

Must have been with Mez yesterday while Delo recovered from his night out..

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

She is the epitome of ‘a baby didn’t change my life’ … well, it should have!! Your baby should not be in that car seat, in a nightclub beach bar at this time of night!!! Sort your priorities out head!!

 

[trixiefrog]

Omg I’m L11 as well!!!

You know what Blair, back when you were Belladonna Baby I used to suspect you were L11 because of the name of the road!

 

[Noteanoshade]

Ffs why did she wear this WHY. My mates would not let me go out like this

She LMAO’d one too many times.

 

[03jessig]

Exactly, when you have kids holidays are for them really. My gammon was looking at pictures of holiday apartments online for our week off in August the other day and i saw over his shoulder and was like "is that an Air B&B?" nope, he was looking at Butlins! Can't think of anything worse but the bespokes will LOVE it.

Mate! Same! We've booked a long weekend in Butlins and that's our only holibob this year as we are buying a house. Fml! But when u have kids u gotta commit to that kinda tit right? Unlike truff who makes oliff fit in with HER plan

 

[Not_A_Troll]

Nice to see they’ve found a lovely kid friendly restaurant