Honest to god, these two wee scrotes deserve each other. Fancy taking your 11 month old to a insta boutique hotel… no soft play, swing, kiddy pool in sight! The baby should be dressed like a little rainbow in a gorgeous sun hat loving life in the sand or being splashed round- not in hobnob coloured clothes sitting in a swanky restaurant. When you have kids your priorities change. Period. You want to make your little human the happiest evs, so it should revolve round them. Get her munching a Calippo watching some naff Spanish dancers and having a ball.
And Kate, get a bleeping hat on your precious girl. She’s an English rose, her little scalp will be burning to a crisp… plus her gorgeous strawberry blonde locks are not gonna go Ibiza white blonde by leaving her hatless. Come on girl give your noggin a wobble