It truly looks utterly cack, give me butlins!
Now listen to me hen, I woke up next to my least fave ex, I'm hanging out my arse so badly I think it's prolapsed.
And my daughter has had a really hard time with her gammons
head mother, calling her barren Karen for years.
So last night as you do, I fb messaged her and told her if she dared upset my bespoke firstborn ever again I'll
duck her up so badly she'll look like Simon weston.
Remember none of it, but know 100% I'd do it again.
Nana hugs for you girl, anxiety is a cruel master. One day at a time you'll be reet.
You've got it nailed tho, knowing these fake fucks who use their filters to make others feel like rubbish, that looks a lonely life. Get some lizzo on and have a dance around on your own until you feel a smile.
And if nothing else little trolly dolly, you don't need to eat anemic chips for dinner