Katie Hayes #82 Loves the Scottish and canny not wait to get me some hagus

[Eyeofthetiger]

Woke up to a cracked window screen I was meant to sort out but spent lunch investing insta and still no further.
Bet she wanted to take the kid to the spa but they said she couldn’t float the car seat in the hydro pool and lay it on the floor while she haggled a gifted facial

 

[Hereforthewiki]

Only dropped her off cos a baby cannot go to a spa. Imagine trying to relax and this soft pair turn up with a 10 month old to do a photo shoot while your all Zen. Still no ring though

 

[Guyyyyyzzzzzz]

A bog brush?

Would explain why she’s always got tit in her finger nails.

I bet she doesn’t even follow the four hour rule for the babies nappies.

I mean she doesn’t give a duck about why babies shouldn’t be in car seats or out on the town every night so I doubt she cares about changing her baby.

 

[wibblybits]

Can’t wait for the mispronunciation of ESPA gifted stuff in tomorrow’s live “I’ve been using epshaaaa for ages it’s my fave. It’s got acid in it”

 

[Bloomer]

I get some people might like this kind of thing, but personally I can’t think of anything more depressing than staying over night in a local hotel with my baby and just having breakfast in the hotel room, and then going to a spa with my partner. Edinburgh trip was a nice idea… but I’d have rather left it at that, or maybe just gone out for drinks with friends.

When mine were babies, staying in a hotel was the opportunity for a shag-a-thon and therefore left with me Ma

 

[shedoesntevengohere11]

The threads hanging off that manky dressing gown

 

[Rebsp1]

You know you've gone basic when you get cartons of milk and not a jug

 

[Hereforthewiki]

Seriously put the phone down relax and have a conversation with your fella who u tell us all can't wait to put a ring on it. My husband would lash my phone in the pool and me behind it if I carried on like that after he had organised a spa day. Ungrateful bint

 

[Lollypopdolly]

Seriously put the phone down relax and have a conversation with your fella who u tell us all can't wait to put a ring on it. My husband would lash my phone in the pool and me behind it if I carried on like that after he had organised a spa day. Ungrateful bint

But how can she let all her strangers know she's having a fab Birthday not so private after all

 

[Thekinsley]

Mother of Mary, put ya feckin phone down and enjoy your day of delights. Later on you’ll be saying how zen you are and what a dreamy day it’s been, but you’re not even present for it. You still NEED to be all over insta, gloating and reposting. On your phone constantly without even chatting to tiny tots. Feel sorry for you that you’re that obsessed you can’t switch off even when you’re at a spa.

Also, how bleeping grotesque is Delo. I’d rather shag Boris in all honesty.

 

[basketcase123]

It was the post about what she was doing that made me search for a certain word and it was there! Have a look back at that

Omg original post deleted this seems very exciting can you catch us up please My RUDE job actually required me to do some work the past couple of days so no tattle

 

[Shazblag]

Thought this was a young Kerry Katona at first glance.

Before the lips got popular.

ETA young

 

[LadyGreen]

Girls, I'm genuinely not being sarcastic or trying to be funny, this is a 100% serious question: Is this definitely Truff? We're not laughing at the wrong person and looking like fools? I mean, I'm sorry, but if this shot had Frank Bruno holding Oliff I'd be more convinced that was Truff that this rando:

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I thought Andy off little britain! 'I want that one!' It’s been posted a few threads back but they’re twins!

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

Imagine being so hungover your wearing your sunnies in the spa but pretending it’s the most amazing experience

 

[Ashleygardens]

As if she has gone all the way to Timperley for a spa. Surely there were closer places nearer to home to go? I've been to Hale spa and it is okay, but I've definitely been to better. Each to their own! I'm down the road from there so I will get my spy binoculars and look out for her. I'm looking for an angry hippo right?

 

[Rothsey]

Sorry but he makes me BORK
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Has he got more new teeth? They are looking more errrr Simon Cowell than usual!

 

[Trolling.around]

Thought this was a young Kerry Katona at first glance.

Before the lips got popular.

ETA young

duck! No wonder she got filler

 

[TheGhostofShirleyBallas]

Has he got more new teeth? They are looking more errrr Simon Cowell than usual!

I'm pretty sure she uses FaceApp (the one everyone was having a laugh with last year when the change gender feature went viral). If I remember rightly, there's an option on it called "pretty teeth" which gives you massive comedy gnashers. I've suspected for a while that she uses it on both of them, it changes your face a LOT by adding an overlay of a model and using AI to morph it in with your features. It's the only app I know that can change someone's face that dramatically.

 

[Trolling.around]

I’ve never followed her, just watched at times but can someone explain her jaw? Did she have an underbite (I think it’s called) is it her new teeth that’s helped? Jaw broken (helps with weight loss) I’m just so confused to her days at peaches where her jaw looks totally different

 

[TheGhostofShirleyBallas]

I’ve never followed her, just watched at times but can someone explain her jaw? Did she have an underbite (I think it’s called) is it her new teeth that’s helped? Jaw broken (helps with weight loss) I’m just so confused to her days at peaches where her jaw looks totally different

I'm honestly suspecting there's at least half a dozen similar women of various shapes and sizes running the Truff account. Every day it's a different face and body!