Katie Hayes #82 Loves the Scottish and canny not wait to get me some hagus

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Ellebee_1977 said:
So its also my bespoke birthday today i woke up ran downstairs ..... what the duck? No numbers in lights. No candles. No pampas. Some cards and a pair of trainers! My bespokes are sacked!!!!
No..... on a serious note truffle tits i would not swap my cards and trainers for your Hilton( i mean 1990 are we still in or cheapest thing on trivago?) And pampas grass . Your life is an absolute mess like i cant get over that your never in your house ,im not even calling it a home its a house! No afternoon tea here just worked yesterday and working today but coming home to my bespoke and hubby and my beautiful comfy home where i would much rather be !

Get that bloody kid out of that carseat also you bloody idiot!

Just reeling here that i share the same birthday as her!!!!!
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Happy Birthday!!🥳🎈🎁xxx
 
Blair-Waldorf said:
Why can’t I crack the case snd find you in the real world either 🤣 😢 ❤ I’ll always lead the fight!!! Take care my love xxx 💋 xoxo


Cauliflowers fluffy and cabbages green, strawberries sweeter than any I’ve seen, beetroot purple and onions white, all grow steadily day and night, the apples are white, the plums are red, the broad beans are sleeping in a blankety bed 🎶

please tell me everyone else sang that at their harvest festival 🤣🤣🤣

Her story is gonna be the length of lime street by 9am reposting arse bleeping messages from her sheep innit 🤢 I’m so busy today as well so already looking forward to tonight’s catch up 🤣🤣
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Used to love singing that song 🤣🤣 and you would have to bring a tin or something in with you
 
the_moonins said:
Cream tea, loads of alcohol, dinner out last night, chocolate cake in the bath and now this. Still in calorie deficit though trolls

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How on Gods green earth can 2 people eat that much food at this time of a morning?!? duck me that’s a tray for a family of 4.

The only way she’s in a deficit is if she’s normally eating calories for a male elephant and she’s cutting down to the calories for a female elephant.
 
Rubydoo70 said:
Aww FFS Kate what a laugh. The Hilton!! In It’s time it was a canny chain of hotels but duck me they are dire now. Why couldn’t you have stayed at home?
No on envy’s you.As a matter of fact I pity you. I find you sad that you have to drag your poor Daughter out at all hours to prove to YOURSELF that you supposedly love her. I’m sorry but you say all this crap about Olive & how she saved you but my God you don’t show it. That little girl is neglected!!Yes she is loved & is cared for in a basic way but she is still neglected.
She is left in a car seat that is too small, she is dragged around bars late at night when her parents are pissed!! She is dragged around restaurants late at night because her Mother has bagged a freebie meal. When really, poor Olive she should be settled at home and having a story read to her like normal families do. THIS does not make you a tit Mum Kate,it makes you a normal Mum which is all that Olive will want!!!!!
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I wonder if professional ma still follows her and what she makes of this behaviour of dragging olive everywhere and confined to the car seat whilst doing so.

Eyeofthetiger said:
This cracked me up. I can’t wait to see the repost of chezs birthday message that is massively passive aggressive about KHM not being a ceo boss babe, but KHM doesn’t realise it
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And includes an aggressive mention of whatever designer gift she bought her
 
Belle Amie said:
How on Gods green earth can 2 people eat that much food at this time of a morning?!? duck me that’s a tray for a family of 4.

The only way she’s in a deficit is if she’s normally eating calories for a male elephant and she’s cutting down to the calories for a female elephant.
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Because she had to pay for it she’s going to devour every single morsel to get their monies worth. I bet she takes the mini boxes of cereal too… we’ll see them as an oliff breakfast being rammed down at 7:52 in a weeks time.
 
Cheddar Chalpupa said:
Her reposting all her mates Happy Birthday posts is the equivalent of someone taking all their birthday cards to work to show everyone, and then standing on the street showing everyone. NO ONE CARES about your birthday apart from you.


Esp one of Delos mini fingers.
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🤢🤢 imagine that with his little fingers
Shazblag said:
Is that a ring 💍 she is hinting at on this video… or a pandora.
Its not on the grid photoshoot, surely not.

Who knew he could read outloud.
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Noooooo dirty dick hasn’t put a ring on it 🤣 I’m sure she always wears that Christmas cracker ring she’s absolutely gutted he hasn’t popped the question isn’t she 🤣 xx
 
Belle Amie said:
How on Gods green earth can 2 people eat that much food at this time of a morning?!? duck me that’s a tray for a family of 4.

The only way she’s in a deficit is if she’s normally eating calories for a male elephant and she’s cutting down to the calories for a female elephant.
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No lukewarm breakfast for me thank you very much

that’s just her starter breakfast
She’ll be at brunch in an hour for the rest of it🤣
What’s olive having for breakfast? She gonna dangle her from a window and catapult cold prepped porridge from yesterday at her?

JoeExotic said:
Hahahahaha bong 😂 am crying at that 😂😂


She is an absolute tank.
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Who is that???????
 
But its not your city KHM, stay in your lane.
 

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allforthegram said:
Because she had to pay for it she’s going to devour every single morsel to get their monies worth. I bet she takes the mini boxes of cereal too… we’ll see them as an oliff breakfast being rammed down at 7:52 in a weeks time.
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Probably only letting Matt and Olive eat the mini cereal boxes, rest of the trays hers!

12055584 said:
No lukewarm breakfast for me thank you very much

that’s just her starter breakfast
She’ll be at brunch in an hour for the rest of it🤣
What’s olive having for breakfast? She gonna dangle her from a window and catapult cold prepped porridge from yesterday at her?
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Second breakfast like a hobbit - suppose that fits Matt though doesn’t it 😂
 
Shazblag said:
Is that a ring 💍 she is hinting at on this video… or a pandora.
Its not on the grid photoshoot, surely not.

Who knew he could read outloud.
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must be dull as dishwater being in their company nothing she ever describes about their time together sounds remotely like they’re interested in each other or have anything to say - it’s always a book or a YouTube video or olive or whichever new unsuspecting mate they can make tag along

MeOnScreen said:
Whose legs has she robbed here because they’re definitely not hers!!
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look at the size of that ankle compared to that foot 😂😂😂😂
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What the duck 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

no

she’s excelled herself with this one - fuxking noodle legs

why is she like this???
 
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