Katie Hayes #77 The notorious P.I.G.

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EmilyP said:
QueenBarb what would be the point in me lying? U lot don’t know me what would I have to gain? Ha and well I can’t actually say because if truffle butter reads this she’ll lock him in a basement somewhere!🤣🤣 but I tit u not Barb. Brownies honour!💟 also I will say this again he isn’t like his pictures he’s much nicer in real life and a really nice lad. Poor lad is trapped and she is tapped👏🏼😆
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I don’t know if we’ve outted her as a liar yet trolls but she’s got some boss shouts can she stay. TRUFFLE BUTTER 😭😭😭😭
 
EmilyP said:
Well get your kettle on loves!!

No I totally get it I would be thinking 'is this real?' Myself so I understand.


Well I can’t say where I spoken to them because it’s just a massive give away and also I don’t want princess pork scratchings at my bastard door cause if she did that then I would end up in jail for smacking the trout!🤣

I will divulge some details though.

Well we were chatting about kids (I have children) and he was talking about Olive and I said 'hasnt Olive got very pretty blue eyes' and then I looked at him and I said 'she has your eyes' realising what I said I went beetroot! 😳🥵a red wave of embarrassment hit me like a tsunami to the face. Also cause he is actually fit in real life! (yes everyone has their own type before you all start on me!🤣🤣🤪)

Well I WAS djing 9 years ago in Manchester bars so we got chatting about that and I have 2 dogs and he was cuddling them and he was just really smiley and was laughing everything I said really and I did see him checking me out too and I think you know when you’re feeling a vibe! 🤣🤭 Also ladylip Twatoo was too busy ignoring her child in the car on her fone (probably practicing fake crying)

Also as I said I do actually know them and she defo knows me so that’s why I can’t tell more. But there you go!
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No more singing in her tit filled garden for you.

Cracking me up today, had to catch up, called work to tell them I couldn’t be in today, important for my mental health, then went and sat with mr tiger on his office in case he had a fit of lust for the receptionist he works with.
 
EmilyP said:
Well get your kettle on loves!!

No I totally get it I would be thinking 'is this real?' Myself so I understand.


Well I can’t say where I spoken to them because it’s just a massive give away and also I don’t want princess pork scratchings at my bastard door cause if she did that then I would end up in jail for smacking the trout!🤣

I will divulge some details though.

Well we were chatting about kids (I have children) and he was talking about Olive and I said 'hasnt Olive got very pretty blue eyes' and then I looked at him and I said 'she has your eyes' realising what I said I went beetroot! 😳🥵a red wave of embarrassment hit me like a tsunami to the face. Also cause he is actually fit in real life! (yes everyone has their own type before you all start on me!🤣🤣🤪)

Well I WAS djing 9 years ago in Manchester bars so we got chatting about that and I have 2 dogs and he was cuddling them and he was just really smiley and was laughing everything I said really and I did see him checking me out too and I think you know when you’re feeling a vibe! 🤣🤭 Also ladylip Twatoo was too busy ignoring her child in the car on her fone (probably practicing fake crying)

Also as I said I do actually know them and she defo knows me so that’s why I can’t tell more. But there you go!
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Ohhh get you, Mrs Dj Indesit.
 
EmilyP said:
Well get your kettle on loves!!

No I totally get it I would be thinking 'is this real?' Myself so I understand.


Well I can’t say where I spoken to them because it’s just a massive give away and also I don’t want princess pork scratchings at my bastard door cause if she did that then I would end up in jail for smacking the trout!🤣

I will divulge some details though.

Well we were chatting about kids (I have children) and he was talking about Olive and I said 'hasnt Olive got very pretty blue eyes' and then I looked at him and I said 'she has your eyes' realising what I said I went beetroot! 😳🥵a red wave of embarrassment hit me like a tsunami to the face. Also cause he is actually fit in real life! (yes everyone has their own type before you all start on me!🤣🤣🤪)

Well I WAS djing 9 years ago in Manchester bars so we got chatting about that and I have 2 dogs and he was cuddling them and he was just really smiley and was laughing everything I said really and I did see him checking me out too and I think you know when you’re feeling a vibe! 🤣🤭 Also ladylip Twatoo was too busy ignoring her child in the car on her fone (probably practicing fake crying)

Also as I said I do actually know them and she defo knows me so that’s why I can’t tell more. But there you go!
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You probably were feeling a vibe seeing as he cheats on Kate every weekend 🤣🤣🤣
 
EmilyP said:
Well get your kettle on loves!!

No I totally get it I would be thinking 'is this real?' Myself so I understand.


Well I can’t say where I spoken to them because it’s just a massive give away and also I don’t want princess pork scratchings at my bastard door cause if she did that then I would end up in jail for smacking the trout!🤣

I will divulge some details though.

Well we were chatting about kids (I have children) and he was talking about Olive and I said 'hasnt Olive got very pretty blue eyes' and then I looked at him and I said 'she has your eyes' realising what I said I went beetroot! 😳🥵a red wave of embarrassment hit me like a tsunami to the face. Also cause he is actually fit in real life! (yes everyone has their own type before you all start on me!🤣🤣🤪)

Well I WAS djing 9 years ago in Manchester bars so we got chatting about that and I have 2 dogs and he was cuddling them and he was just really smiley and was laughing everything I said really and I did see him checking me out too and I think you know when you’re feeling a vibe! 🤣🤭 Also ladylip Twatoo was too busy ignoring her child in the car on her fone (probably practicing fake crying)

Also as I said I do actually know them and she defo knows me so that’s why I can’t tell more. But there you go!
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Are you sali axl? 😂
 
Surely those reusable ice cubes aren’t safe to be gnawed on by a teething baby?! I have some in that shape and they’re to put into bottles and they’re pretty flimsy, one actually popped the other week when my other half was faffing with it and i dunno what was in it but it wasn’t water? Why not just bleeping give your baby a proper teething toy that is tested for that purpose. ‘Thank me later mamas’ yeah, just potentially endanger someone else’s child by having other thick witches copying you.
 
This is massively off topic but I’ve just watched her stories from this morning..it proper irks me when women say ‘I have to hide the shopping bags from my boyfriend/husband’... WHY?!?! If my boyfriend tried to tell me I’d spent too much of MY money he’d get strangled with my new Zara top that’s 10 sizes too small even tho it’s an XL x
 
EmilyP said:
Well get your kettle on loves!!

No I totally get it I would be thinking 'is this real?' Myself so I understand.


Well I can’t say where I spoken to them because it’s just a massive give away and also I don’t want princess pork scratchings at my bastard door cause if she did that then I would end up in jail for smacking the trout!🤣

I will divulge some details though.

Well we were chatting about kids (I have children) and he was talking about Olive and I said 'hasnt Olive got very pretty blue eyes' and then I looked at him and I said 'she has your eyes' realising what I said I went beetroot! 😳🥵a red wave of embarrassment hit me like a tsunami to the face. Also cause he is actually fit in real life! (yes everyone has their own type before you all start on me!🤣🤣🤪)

Well I WAS djing 9 years ago in Manchester bars so we got chatting about that and I have 2 dogs and he was cuddling them and he was just really smiley and was laughing everything I said really and I did see him checking me out too and I think you know when you’re feeling a vibe! 🤣🤭 Also ladylip Twatoo was too busy ignoring her child in the car on her fone (probably practicing fake crying)

Also as I said I do actually know them and she defo knows me so that’s why I can’t tell more. But there you go!
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Are you scouse turd
 
“Allll for you Oliffff”
*hands Olive a tanning mitt”

Olive’s face......

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