Acting as though I’m better then other new mums,
This pandemic hasn’t been any different for me,
I welcomed the most bespoke baby in the universe to the nation,
So bespoke I’ve never had sleep deprivation.
Lockdown life has been completely leisurely outdoors,
Bespoke baby doesn’t scream and I can’t be arsed with chores,
Not once have I been stuck in at home,
Even to Dubai I have flown!
Pretending it was boobs in the middle of the night,
Blocking everyone who said I wasn’t doing it right,
No motherhood worries, Covid? What’s that?
I’ve still been to see friends and family like a selfish
twit.
Keep charging my leccy pram that I didn’t even pay for,
Keep the Costa coffee flowing, today, I’ve had four,
You’re all just trolls if you don’t agree with me,
My 24 hour legal team will get you, just wait and see..
Fixed it for her...