Katie Hayes #54 truff & delo lie & cheat, read the wiki she tried to delete.

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Oh duck off is she really doing that baby led weaning? If so i’m going to delete myself from the world. No offence girls but it knocks me bleeping sick. Kids mauling food everywhere, in the hair, all over their clothes, floor covered. Eating tit directly off a table. It’s vile. Someone once said to me that no they were not concerned about their baby choking on whatever they were eating, think it was like a full carrot, because if they choke they will cough it out. Errr no sorry I’d rather not take the risk! Is everyone a snowflake nowadays with all this shite? Why can’t the world go back to what it was when babies ate baby rice and blitzed food which got progressively thicker? I can’t cope. It’s the one thing in life that I literally cannot bleeping stand. I’m sure none of us had all this earth mum mother fucker tit when we were young and we’re all bloody fine. Some of us can even spell!!
It’s the one thing in life you cannot stand?
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Imagine your baby having her first bowl of food with their dad, mum, camera, ring light, more ring lights more filters ... I’m not being funny but if your filming something do you actually watch it ? No your watching the camera, so you’ve actually
Missed your daughter eat her first meal. You’ve watched it through your phone... 👏
 
Why’s she leaving oliff to do the worm with her face after face planting the floor. The kid isn’t rolling pick her up
I actually know someone with a child called oliff 🙈 i always listen on silent as watch when in bed is that how she says it cringe cant even say her own child's name correct

Asporgus 🤣🤣🤣 just taken me ages to type that because even my phone knew it should be asparagus
#55 Katie Hayes ASPORGUS and brociolo milkshake
 
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The spelling mistakes in that list 🙃🙃🙃
My baby would drain an 11oz bottle and still be eyeing up my breakfast/dinner. I also used those home and bargain freezer pots, my top freezer drawer was full of them - but will she duck spend a few hours every week preparing it all the bone idle cow
Also I’m sure you shouldn’t give them mushrooms from the off, I remember waiting until they were over 1 - and that’s only like a few in a spag bol, imagine KHM serving up mashed mushroom 🤢🤢🤢🤢 blink twice for help Olive

oh my god, I’m really sensitive with food at the moment and the thought of eating mashed up mushrooms nearly had me borking
 
Don’t babies have beakers anymore? Do they just go straight in on a mug?

Or is this just because Oliff is a bespoke baby?

Ps can’t wait for the truffle purées
Yeah they do, I only give my baby the doidy cup (a weird shaped open cup that helps them to learn how to drink from a real cup) at meal times. The rest of the time he has a 360 cup which is some weird cup that they can’t spill the water out of. When he first had that though me and my husband were like how the duck does it work? How is he doing it? The baby is smarter than us 😩 I can’t imagine that’ll be the first or the last time Truff thinks that about olive.
 
I still love rusks. Are they not a thing now?!?! Devo'd 😅😅😅
I was a teenager when I had my eldest (11 years ago) and my Nan told me to grate up a rusk and put it in her bottle, I was clueless obviously so I did and she loved it🤷‍♀️ mentioned that the health visitor when I had my youngest baby now (7 months) and she almost wet her knicks 😂 oops!!
poor little Oliff onto the milky CarOtEz today 🤦🏼‍♀️
 
Slightly off the feeding subject, how many followers did daddy photo stealer have before? There’s now 7,000! Has she been buying followers again?
definitely been buying followers, I don’t think he had hardly any to begin with. Sure somebody posted a screenshot from when the page went private on here x

He’s only got 135 likes on his page on Facebook
 

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