MummiaMia23
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Who the duck sets a ring light up on the dining table to film their kid eating a tub of milky puréed brocoili? Is anyone really that assed? I’m done
It’s the one thing in life you cannot stand?Oh duck off is she really doing that baby led weaning? If so i’m going to delete myself from the world. No offence girls but it knocks me bleeping sick. Kids mauling food everywhere, in the hair, all over their clothes, floor covered. Eating tit directly off a table. It’s vile. Someone once said to me that no they were not concerned about their baby choking on whatever they were eating, think it was like a full carrot, because if they choke they will cough it out. Errr no sorry I’d rather not take the risk! Is everyone a snowflake nowadays with all this shite? Why can’t the world go back to what it was when babies ate baby rice and blitzed food which got progressively thicker? I can’t cope. It’s the one thing in life that I literally cannot bleeping stand. I’m sure none of us had all this earth mum mother fucker tit when we were young and we’re all bloody fine. Some of us can even spell!!
Said in jest lid. JeezIt’s the one thing in life you cannot stand?
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I actually know someone with a child called oliff i always listen on silent as watch when in bed is that how she says it cringe cant even say her own child's name correctWhy’s she leaving oliff to do the worm with her face after face planting the floor. The kid isn’t rolling pick her up
#55 Katie Hayes ASPORGUS and brociolo milkshakeAsporgus just taken me ages to type that because even my phone knew it should be asparagus
The spelling mistakes in that list
My baby would drain an 11oz bottle and still be eyeing up my breakfast/dinner. I also used those home and bargain freezer pots, my top freezer drawer was full of them - but will she duck spend a few hours every week preparing it all the bone idle cow
Also I’m sure you shouldn’t give them mushrooms from the off, I remember waiting until they were over 1 - and that’s only like a few in a spag bol, imagine KHM serving up mashed mushroom blink twice for help Olive
Hope you’re keeping ok! This bespoke, dreamy weaning journey would have tipped me over the edge when I was pregnantoh my god, I’m really sensitive with food at the moment and the thought of eating mashed up mushrooms nearly had me borking
Yeah they do, I only give my baby the doidy cup (a weird shaped open cup that helps them to learn how to drink from a real cup) at meal times. The rest of the time he has a 360 cup which is some weird cup that they can’t spill the water out of. When he first had that though me and my husband were like how the duck does it work? How is he doing it? The baby is smarter than us I can’t imagine that’ll be the first or the last time Truff thinks that about olive.Don’t babies have beakers anymore? Do they just go straight in on a mug?
Or is this just because Oliff is a bespoke baby?
Ps can’t wait for the truffle purées
The most annoying thing about the lying slab back twit is she’s turning us all into mumsnetters
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I thought she had propped a pillow behind her but it’s part of the chair I think? That would annoy me, having your head shoved slightly forward abs having to wash a white pillow every day. Bet by the end of the week, that pillow looks the same as truffs collarsCan definitely tell she cant sit up she’s pinned to that high chair
I still love rusks. Are they not a thing now?!?! Devo'dhaha it has. My mum still can’t get her head around the fact babies aren’t really given rusks anymore as a weaning staple
Same Joe even saying food names out loud had me running for the nearest bathroom day or nightHope you’re keeping ok! This bespoke, dreamy weaning journey would have tipped me over the edge when I was pregnant
I still love rusks. Are they not a thing now?!?! Devo'd
I was a teenager when I had my eldest (11 years ago) and my Nan told me to grate up a rusk and put it in her bottle, I was clueless obviously so I did and she loved it mentioned that the health visitor when I had my youngest baby now (7 months) and she almost wet her knicks oops!!I still love rusks. Are they not a thing now?!?! Devo'd
definitely been buying followers, I don’t think he had hardly any to begin with. Sure somebody posted a screenshot from when the page went private on here xSlightly off the feeding subject, how many followers did daddy photo stealer have before? There’s now 7,000! Has she been buying followers again?