Katie Hayes #25 Is Trollive blonde? Is the room white? Spongebob square chin chats tripe

[QueenBarb2]

It’s as if she doesn’t know how to dress a baby. A vest, cardi and wooly socks...what the duck?! Also back to work a week after an emergency c-section, this isn’t going to end well.

She doesn’t know how to dress herself, nevermind a baby. bleeping uncle fester wannabe

 

[Nellie The Elephant]

CHEZ: MARK AM I duck ISOLATING, GONNA INVITE AS MANY PEOPLE AS I CAN ROUND THE MIN IM bleeping HOME. I AM 40

MARK: BUT YOU CAN HAVE MORE TIME WITH YA SHARK LOVE, JUST LIKE YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED. HAVE YA SPOKEN TO KATE YET?

CHEZ: LEFT A FEW HALF ARSED COMMENTS ON HER GRID PHOTOS BUT NUFFIN GOOD LIKE. CAN I HOOVER LINE YA CRACK?

MARK: WHY NOT GERL

I AM 40

 

[Perfectsmile01]

What the bloody hell is she on about ?! Why would a newborn baby love the sound of a hairdryer

Probs because it drowns out the sound of her mothers voice for a short while

 

[Charlie Farlie]

Hahahahaha I’m not camping until September now..

I’ll make sure I book some annual leave with you all the day before I’m going next month hahahahah.

You didn’t mention me stone cold latte and the half eaten cake my lad lashed at me as I was having hot flushes panicking you had all turned on me

Honestly your a funny fucker.
We must have a date night so you tell me the tale of “Queenbarb2 feeling anxious as tattlers call her out.”
Just put your mobile number on here so we can stalk you on what’s app? To be honest I think it would be more fun than THM.

 

[sickof’influencers’]

Omg the state of that palette I want to vomit

 

[TheFox286]

Hahahahaha I’m not camping until September now..

I’ll make sure I book some annual leave with you all the day before I’m going next month hahahahah.

You didn’t mention me stone cold latte and the half eaten cake my lad lashed at me as I was having hot flushes panicking you had all turned on me

Stone cold Latte haha. I thought that cake was half a banana I need to get my bleeping eyes checked.
Welcome back anyway Barbs... missed yah girl

 

[QueenBarb2]

Honestly your a funny fucker.
We must have a date night so you tell me the tale of “Queenbarb2 feeling anxious as tattlers call her out.”
Just put your mobile number on here so we can stalk you on what’s app? To be honest I think it would be more fun than THM.

I’ll script my own bleeping week I’ve had this week.
Car failing it’s MOT and debating to sell body parts on the black market to fund it, then my phone having a wobble and none of my passwords

 

[Whatsthefuss]

Hahahahahaha. I’m back now girlies. Feel free to quiz me to confirm I am the real barb

Don’t you mean “I AM QUEENBARB”

 

[QueenBarb2]

Stone cold Latte haha. I thought that cake was half a banana I need to get my bleeping eyes checked.
Welcome back anyway Barbs... missed yah girl

Thanks girly. Bit gutted I’m now a stinking new member again but atleast I’m baaaccckkk now, gonna drop a celebratory brown shark or 2 now

 

[TheFox286]

I’ll script my own bleeping week I’ve had this week.
Car failing it’s MOT and debating to sell body parts on the black market to fund it, then my phone having a wobble and none of my passwords

You know what you need? To sit on an upright chair in a greenhouse with a whispering angel and a fake galaxy on your ceiling. Makes your life super amazing and blessed.

 

[Charlie Farlie]

I’ll script my own bleeping week I’ve had this week.
Car failing it’s MOT and debating to sell body parts on the black market to fund it, then my phone having a wobble and none of my passwords

You should have said lass, my other half has a garage. Could have gifted you a mot that passed.

 

[TheFox286]

Thanks girly. Bit gutted I’m now a stinking new member again but atleast I’m baaaccckkk now, gonna drop a celebratory brown shark or 2 now

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA please don’t send a picture of that will you already seen your banana

 

[QueenBarb2]

You should have said lass, my other half has a garage. Could have gifted you a mot that passed.

Next August I’ll book under “Brown Mark Shark” so you know its me

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA please don’t send a picture of that will you already seen your banana

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[yeahyouhun]

I swear at this point she’s just trolling us!? I’ve never known anyone be this much of a head

 

[NormalPerson]

“Momma Glow Up”

 

[Lotsta88]

WHY would you take a newborn that’s literally days old to a full salon in normal circumstances let alone a pandemic BAFFLING BEHAVIOUR every woman and her dog is gonna wanna fuss over her and touch her the thought of that makes my skin crawl

To show her off. She’s basically an accessory, it’s disgusting behaviour!!

 

[Tubby Toast]

Why can I only see one leg on this picture? Has she photoshopped it out??

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

AMAZING! EVERYTHING IS MY FAVOURITE AND AMAZING!!!

 

[chattycatty]

I can’t believe she is already back ‘working’

How could they not manage just a couple of weeks off work and social media together to enjoy their baby? I hope she doesn’t regret this in future, it’s such a precious time ☹

Also love how visible that ad gifted is in the corner of her post

There skint they have to work

 

[QueenBarb2]

She’s just SO grubby.
Stinking breath, tit fake tan hands and feet, mucky face. I bet she stinks of pies