Katie Hayes #25 Is Trollive blonde? Is the room white? Spongebob square chin chats tripe

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QueenBarb2 said:
She’s still stuck inside Oh Darlin 😂

THM: MA MAKE SURE YA FUCKIN CLEAN ALL THE MAKEUP SLIME FROM ME MANKY PALLETTES UP WILL YA MMMKAY. GOT A “HOW TO SUPPORT YA MENTALLY ILL CAKE” COURSE IN THE MORNING MMKAY

NANNY HAYES: ALRIGHT MY HUNCH BACK ANGEL COURSE I WILL, IVE BEEN BLOOMIN’ CLEANING NON STOP AND ITS JUST THICK WITH BLOOMIN’ PUBES, EYELASHES, DRIED WAX AND BLOOMIN’ CAKE MIX EVERYWHERE MY PHOTOSHOPPED BABE

THM: HONEST TO GOD IF YA DONT MAKE THE FLOOR THAT FUCKIN SPARKLING THAT ME AND CHEZ CAN SEE HER FUCKIN GIGANTIC PEPPERAMI MUSH IN THE REFLECTION YOU AINT GETTING YA WAGES MMMKAY.

NANNY HAYES: OK MY SLAB BACKED ANGEL, IM LOW KEY ANNOYED YOU LET ME BLOOMIN NEARLY STARVE FOR A FEW MUMFS BUT ILL DO ME BLOOMIN BEST KATE ANGEL

CHEZ: I AM 40.

NANNY HAYES: YOU BLOOMIN ARE MY GORGEOUS MUTTON DRESSED AS LAMB CO-BOSS.
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I am 40 never fails to make me laugh 😂😂😂
 
What the actual duck?! As if she has really got her 9 day old rainbow baby at a rave in a tiny back garden. I'm lost for words. People are smoking right by her, the music is blasting, she is balanced on a chair. I could go on. Everyone looks off their tits as well. Has anybody told her there is a little thing called corona virus floating about? My mum would rag me out of that party quicker than she has ever ragged DJ dipshit out of any party if I ever took my baby somewhere like that. If she really wanted to go, surely one of the million aunties would have taken her for a few hours? Why hasn't he said anything to her? Or his family? She looks like she is drinking as well, she has got a gin glass in her hand. Every mum needs a night out once in a while, but she has been a mum for 9 whole days after just having major surgery. Kate girl, get yourself home and enjoy this time that you will never get back with your beautiful daughter. I know people who would kill to be in her position.
 
Queenofthescouse said:
What the actual duck?! As if she has really got her 9 day old rainbow baby at a rave in a tiny back garden. I'm lost for words. People are smoking right by her, the music is blasting, she is balanced on a chair. I could go on. Everyone looks off their tits as well. Has anybody told her there is a little thing called corona virus floating about? My mum would rag me out of that party quicker than she has ever ragged DJ dipshit out of any party if I ever took my baby somewhere like that. If she really wanted to go, surely one of the million aunties would have taken her for a few hours? Why hasn't he said anything to her? Or his family? She looks like she is drinking as well, she has got a gin glass in her hand. Every mum needs a night out once in a while, but she has been a mum for 9 whole days after just having major surgery. Kate girl, get yourself home and enjoy this time that you will never get back with your beautiful daughter. I know people who would kill to be in her position.
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She’ll use the ‘every mum deserves a night out now and again’ excuse when she does her next shoe cupboard troll rant. Thing is, every mum does deserve a night out. Not after 9 bleeping days though. And the baby certainly doesn’t deserve a night out when she’s 9 days old AND THERE’S A GLOBAL bleeping PANDEMIC ON!!
 
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*TODAY AT THE 30TH PARTY*

NAOMI: *sees the Range pull up.. THM slides out sideways like an oversized white corner sofa licking the foundation off her eyelids* duck, KATES HERE GERLS.. WONDER WHO’S GOT OLIFFF*

THM: GET DREAMY BABY MATT MMKAY, IM GOIN STOMPING INSIDE TO SEE ME MATES MMKAY

RANDOM GIRL 1: DELO HAS GOT THE BABY!

NAOMI: duck OFF THATS HILARIOUS

RANDOM GIRL2: SHHH SHES ERE.

*they all act surprised when she rolls through the kitchen into the garden*

THM: CARRNT BELIEVE I HAVE A SUPER DREAMYYY BABY I CAN PARTY WITH MMKAY SO YEAH *pulling her knickers out of her arse in plain view*

DELO: WHERE SHUD I PUT HER? *his wandering eye going bleeping nuts like someone is playing PONG with it*

NAOMI’S DAD: SEEN ME SUPER THIN STICK LEGS GERLZ BET YOU AINT SEEN NUFFIN LIKE DISSSSS *starts doing weird leg jiggling dance*

THM: *picks her nose, checks her finger and wipes it on her dress* PUT OLIFFF ON THAT SEAT, I CAN JUST WHACK ME TYRE TIT OUT WHILE SHE SLEEPS THROUGH THIS MEGA FUCKIN LOUD SAX PLAYER DJ AND RANDOM BLONDE SINGER

RANDOM GIRL 1: GOD SHE LOOKS A SHOW WHATS THAT WHITE DRESS

NAOMI: SHES TURNED UP IN A PRIMARK DRESS FOR ME 30TH.

RANDOM GIRL 2: DELO KEEPS FUCKIN RAISING HIS EYEBROWS AT ME DEAD FAST EVERY TIME I LOOK OVER.

NAOMI’s DAD: COME ON THEN KATE GERL, ILL BUST THOSE FUCKIN STITCHES FOR YA!!!!

*drags THM onto the gazebo dance floor swinging her round by her gifted necklaces, she farts dead loud but it’s masked by the music*

DELO: THEY COULDA ASKED ME TO DO A SET. I ALWAYS HAVE ME DECKS WITH ME

RANDOM GIRL 3: DONT I KNOW YOU FROM THAT PARTY IN ROCK FERRY?

*Delo runs at the garden gate, jumps up the fence like Spider-Man and legs it down the drive and into the Range Rover. He catches his breath, calms his wandering eyes down and finally drives off into the Wirral sunset*
 
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QueenBarb2 said:
*TODAY AT THE 30TH PARTY*

NAOMI: *sees the Range pull up.. THM slides out sideways like an oversized white corner sofa licking the foundation off her eyelids* duck, KATES HERE GERLS.. WONDER WHO’S GOT OLIFFF*

THM: GET DREAMY BABY MATT MMKAY, IM GOIN STOMPING INSIDE TO SEE ME MATES MMKAY

RANDOM GIRL: DELO HAS GOT THE BABY!

NAOMI: duck OFF THATS HILARIOUS

RANDOM GIRL2: SHHH SHES ERE.

*they all act surprised when she rolls through the kitchen into the garden*

THM: CARRNT BELIEVE I HAVE A SUPER DREAMT BABY I CAN PARTY WITH MMKAY SO YEAH *pulling her knickers out of her arse in plain view*

DELO: WHERE SHUD I PUT HER? *his wandering eye going bleeping nuts like someone is playing PONG with it*

NAOMI’S DAD: SEEN ME SUPER THIN STICK LEGS GERLZ BET YOU AINT SEEN NUFFIN LIKE DISSSSS *starts doing weird leg jiggling dance*

THM: *picks her nose, checks her finger and wipes it on her dress* PUT OLIFFF ON THAT SEAT, I CAN JUST WHACK ME TYRE TIT OUT WHILE SHE SLEEPS THROUGH THIS MEGA FUCKIN LOUD SAX PLAYER DJ AND RANDOM BLONDE SINGER

RANDOM GIRL 1: GOD SHE LOOKS A SHOW WHATS THAT WHITE DRESS

NAOMI: SHES TURNED UP IN A PRIMARK DRESS FOR ME 30TH.

RANDOM GIRL 2: DELO KEEPS FUCKIN RAISING HIS EYEBROWS AT ME DEAD FAST EVERY TIME I LOOK OVER.

NAOMI’s DAD: COME ON THEN KATE GERL, ILL BUST THOSE FUCKIN STITCHES FOR YA!!!!

*drags THM onto the gazebo dance floor swinging her round by her gifted necklaces, she farts dead loud but it’s masked by the music*

DELO: THEY COULDA ASKED ME TO DO A SET. I ALWAYS HAVE ME DECKS WITH ME

RANDOM GIRL 3: DONT I KNOW YOU FROM THAT PARTY IN ROCK FERRY?

*Delo runs at the garden gate, jumps up the fence like Spider-Man and legs it down the drive and into the Range Rover. He catches his breath, calms his wandering eyes down and finally drives off into the Wirral sunset*
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 screaming. Think I’ve just had a little trickle!
 
Fair play to her going out in a white dress 9 days after giving birth when she’s got a massacre going on downstairs. 😷 I can imagine the dress is quite see through as well. The shame!

She clearly misses her old life and Newborns might sleep through anything but taking Olive to an outdoor rave is taking the absolute piss. That poor baby. God forbid she doesn’t get knocked off the chair by someone’s jaw.

No words for that dad. No words at all.
 
I'm not a horrible person but now I do hope she crash & burns the hard way!

She is putting out a unrealistic life style to a large platform of young girls thinking this is what it's really like after having a baby all glam and easy! Its certainly not!

Let's keep it real for once in your life! I had an easy birth and was high off adrenalin for a couple of days after but trust me I learnt the hard way after day 3 and felt like I was hit by a bus not to mention the baby blues that followed then colic the list is endless..She is just so vile I actually dislike her & dont think I can watch her anymore
 
QueenBarb2 said:
I think I might make Naomi’s Dad a main character in my scripts from now on. Or atleast a guest appearance every now and again 😂
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You are bleeping phenominal 😂 my expensive wine I saved part of 3 weeks UC for has just been spat out everywhere 😂😂😂😘

Lillylola said:
I'm not a horrible person but now I do hope she crash & burns the hard way!

She is putting out a unrealistic life style to a large platform of young girls thinking this is what it's really like after having a baby all glam and easy! Its certainly not!

Let's keep it real for once in your life! I had an easy birth and was high off adrenalin for a couple of days after but trust me I learnt the hard way after day 3 and felt like I was hit by a bus not to mention the baby blues that followed then colic the list is endless..She is just so vile I actually dislike her & dont think I can watch her anymore
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This is one of the things that have pissed me off, teenagers were back to “living their best life” thanks to bank of mum and dad and now she throws a baby into the mix and before we know it, every Lexi, Chantelle and Demi will be your the duff cos it looks ded easy gerl
 
QueenBarb2 said:
She’s still stuck inside Oh Darlin 😂

THM: MA MAKE SURE YA FUCKIN CLEAN ALL THE MAKEUP SLIME FROM ME MANKY PALLETTES UP WILL YA MMMKAY. GOT A “HOW TO SUPPORT YA MENTALLY ILL CAKE” COURSE IN THE MORNING MMKAY

NANNY HAYES: ALRIGHT MY HUNCH BACK ANGEL COURSE I WILL, IVE BEEN BLOOMIN’ CLEANING NON STOP AND ITS JUST THICK WITH BLOOMIN’ PUBES, EYELASHES, DRIED WAX AND BLOOMIN’ CAKE MIX EVERYWHERE MY PHOTOSHOPPED BABE

THM: HONEST TO GOD IF YA DONT MAKE THE FLOOR THAT FUCKIN SPARKLING THAT ME AND CHEZ CAN SEE HER FUCKIN GIGANTIC PEPPERAMI MUSH IN THE REFLECTION YOU AINT GETTING YA WAGES MMMKAY.

NANNY HAYES: OK MY SLAB BACKED ANGEL, IM LOW KEY ANNOYED YOU LET ME BLOOMIN NEARLY STARVE FOR A FEW MUMFS BUT ILL DO ME BLOOMIN BEST KATE ANGEL

CHEZ: I AM 40.

NANNY HAYES: YOU BLOOMIN ARE MY GORGEOUS MUTTON DRESSED AS LAMB CO-BOSS.
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I am 40 bleeping kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣

gigi_93 said:
Imagine ye mate turning up to your party with a 9 day old baby hahahaha I’d boot her into the middle of next week the creature
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Girl I’ve just said the same 🤣🤣 cheeky bleep isn’t she I would have had to say listen it’s not really the place for kids never mind a new born I’ve just ordered 3 for 50
 
HorTilBub said:
She’ll use the ‘every mum deserves a night out now and again’ excuse when she does her next shoe cupboard troll rant. Thing is, every mum deserve a night out. Not after 9 bleeping days though. And the baby certainly doesn’t deserve a night out when she’s 9 days old AND THERE’S A GLOBAL bleeping PANDEMIC ON!!
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I think my oldest was well over a year old before I went out and left him. Just couldn't imagine needing to get out so badly after 9 days that you would put your newborn at risk, especially with everything going on in the world. People are still dying from it. Can't understand why she didn't get a baby sitter if she really wanted to go to the party. But she trotted to every possible open shop, restaurant, café etc while she was pregnant and should have been shielding, so nothing shocks me with her. Imagine if a drunk (or drugged) person took the baby out of the car seat and dropped her while your back was turned. tit like that does happen.

QueenBarb2 said:
*TODAY AT THE 30TH PARTY*

NAOMI: *sees the Range pull up.. THM slides out sideways like an oversized white corner sofa licking the foundation off her eyelids* duck, KATES HERE GERLS.. WONDER WHO’S GOT OLIFFF*

THM: GET DREAMY BABY MATT MMKAY, IM GOIN STOMPING INSIDE TO SEE ME MATES MMKAY

RANDOM GIRL 1: DELO HAS GOT THE BABY!

NAOMI: duck OFF THATS HILARIOUS

RANDOM GIRL2: SHHH SHES ERE.

*they all act surprised when she rolls through the kitchen into the garden*

THM: CARRNT BELIEVE I HAVE A SUPER DREAMYYY BABY I CAN PARTY WITH MMKAY SO YEAH *pulling her knickers out of her arse in plain view*

DELO: WHERE SHUD I PUT HER? *his wandering eye going bleeping nuts like someone is playing PONG with it*

NAOMI’S DAD: SEEN ME SUPER THIN STICK LEGS GERLZ BET YOU AINT SEEN NUFFIN LIKE DISSSSS *starts doing weird leg jiggling dance*

THM: *picks her nose, checks her finger and wipes it on her dress* PUT OLIFFF ON THAT SEAT, I CAN JUST WHACK ME TYRE TIT OUT WHILE SHE SLEEPS THROUGH THIS MEGA FUCKIN LOUD SAX PLAYER DJ AND RANDOM BLONDE SINGER

RANDOM GIRL 1: GOD SHE LOOKS A SHOW WHATS THAT WHITE DRESS

NAOMI: SHES TURNED UP IN A PRIMARK DRESS FOR ME 30TH.

RANDOM GIRL 2: DELO KEEPS FUCKIN RAISING HIS EYEBROWS AT ME DEAD FAST EVERY TIME I LOOK OVER.

NAOMI’s DAD: COME ON THEN KATE GERL, ILL BUST THOSE FUCKIN STITCHES FOR YA!!!!

*drags THM onto the gazebo dance floor swinging her round by her gifted necklaces, she farts dead loud but it’s masked by the music*

DELO: THEY COULDA ASKED ME TO DO A SET. I ALWAYS HAVE ME DECKS WITH ME

RANDOM GIRL 3: DONT I KNOW YOU FROM THAT PARTY IN ROCK FERRY?

*Delo runs at the garden gate, jumps up the fence like Spider-Man and legs it down the drive and into the Range Rover. He catches his breath, calms his wandering eyes down and finally drives off into the Wirral sunset*
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My god, you just keep getting funnier by the minute 🤣 you don't half cheer me up. Hopefully you will be a VIP member by the end of the week 😘 xx
 
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