Katie Hayes #23 Heads are spinning, Dena’s winning. Cheryl’s fled, where’s me head?!

[Boredathome]

OHD how predictable, named her daughters after Oh darling or whatever tit it’s called

 

[Glittery1]

Tattle bastards right once again! Olive....

I actually thought she might change the name to prove us wrong

 

[brumbrum16]

So has she had a section?

 

[Lurkymclurkinson1]

Well. We called it girls.
Completely hidden face an bespoke message all about it being dreamy, mmmmmkay.

Crying of the Haze derrrr shouts.
Surely Delo from all his sit offs knows of that shout. I've just told me fella an he went 'awww terrible that you know poor girl'

 

[brumbrum16]

Blue hair?

What a bleeping dingbat. What is she a smurf??

 

[JoeExotic]

Hahahaha “tanned skin” yeh cause you and daddy diy are soooo exotic! It’s called jaundice you fuckin head

 

[Boredathome]

Her scratty mates already visiting the baby!! You’d think we weren’t in a global pandemic. Crack on

 

[Leopardprint]

Here come the story reposts

 

[Queenofsouth]

Omg I've been reading it for about 5 minutes thinking why does it not look right??? And then it clicked haze, like haZe though??? Just why.

 

[Laur_xo]

Haze Der, Yerno da!

 

[Chunkywithopinions]

‘Haze Der...ye know tha!’ scally shout for weed

this is literally the first thing that came to my mind

The baby looks beautiful though, well done to her. She’s a pain in the arse but childbirth ain’t no easy ride.

 

[Thefrogsgogz]

Olive haze

 

[Wkdbird]

Blue eyes?? Oh Fuckoff Kate

 

[whatweallthink]

Haze der uno tha

 

[Nellie The Elephant]

Haze like Hayes??
*puts phone in bin*


Precious little girly though Glad all is well.

 

[JoeExotic]

I’m not from the northwest, I’m not even from England and even I’m familiar with the “haze der” shout, poor kid

 

[Yorkshiretea123]

Ahhh her hair is proper cute. I am glad all appear to be well. Might aswell have called her ched though. Haze

 

[Nellie The Elephant]

HAZE DER(lamere)

 

[Wkdbird]

Isint that the name she wanted with her ex though? Olive?

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

Haze - Hayes? Really?? Glad all is well and she and baby are healthy but that middle name is just, well, I don’t even know what to say.
Who got bingo on the wooden plaque in the announcement?