Katie Hayes #214 Prefer to fail. Fail to prepare

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BirkenheadTranny said:
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Berry has been renamed Matilda due to her being left to fend for herself from 3 hours old
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Truff and twit hot footed it to their favourite ever place in Glasgow ever (twit had never been to Glasgow) to spend one night in a gifted hotel. After indulging themselves in jugs of custard and 48 courses each, it was back to the suite to bump nasties

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The manic stain of society jumped from trend to trend in a desperate attempt to be relevant and the only original idea she had was to scream that she needed salmon sperm inside of her like some deranged fish n 😬 happy to oblige vinegar toes
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Truff towers remains unsold despite having 30k knocked off and being bumped up on rightmove as a featured property. I can't think why 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Omen Olive started full time school. The day before the big day Kate pledged to spend the whole day focused on Olive and doing anything she wanted to do ... so in true wildebeest style she went and did a tiktok live with some tit cosmetic brand and her kid was jibbed off again. Apple shop anyone? 🫡 The big day arrived with all the pomp and ceremony one has come to expect from the pick me witch herself. In a flurry of balloons, personalised pyjamas and vague black and white pictures, Olive was shunted off to state school rather than the exclusive private school she attended last year. Unfortunately the fees can't be paid for in strip lashes and bummed roast dinners and the governors refused the offer of a collab 😒
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Alongside jumping on the trad wife trend, feeling the happiest she's ever felt then crying 2 hours later, belittling her mother, baby led choking, and caramella taking the absolute piss out of the overgrown eejit, there has been more evidence of dangerous driving. Not only do her and Matt blatantly drink drive with their children in the car, Kate also films herself using a water bottle as a mic and closing her eyes and warbling into it Shitney Houston style with zero regards to the rules of the road. She's also driving with no MOT which voids her insurance. While us trolls are mostly just having a laugh and keeping it on tattle, it is our duty to report her actions to either the police or crimestoppers and get this clown off the road before she kills somebody.

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Just to lighten up a bit after the driving rage, i just had to bring this corker on over and immortalise it here as well 😭💀🤣
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Tattle on trollops and remember, if your 'mates' make you squeeze into this monstrosity and advertise it, they're not your mates 😘

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An epic recap 😆 The pics on this are just superb…spunking salmon, Mary in the buggy, and Matilda 😂
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And baby led choking 😂
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I’m trying to watch Match of the Day but I’m snorting. The husband thought I was having a seizure.
 
BirkenheadTranny said:
Thread recap

Berry has been renamed Matilda due to her being left to fend for herself from 3 hours old
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Truff and twit hot footed it to their favourite ever place in Glasgow ever (twit had never been to Glasgow) to spend one night in a gifted hotel. After indulging themselves in jugs of custard and 48 courses each, it was back to the suite to bump nasties

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The manic stain of society jumped from trend to trend in a desperate attempt to be relevant and the only original idea she had was to scream that she needed salmon sperm inside of her like some deranged fish n 😬 happy to oblige vinegar toes
View attachment 3168746 q
Truff towers remains unsold despite having 30k knocked off and being bumped up on rightmove as a featured property. I can't think why 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Omen Olive started full time school. The day before the big day Kate pledged to spend the whole day focused on Olive and doing anything she wanted to do ... so in true wildebeest style she went and did a tiktok live with some tit cosmetic brand and her kid was jibbed off again. Apple shop anyone? 🫡 The big day arrived with all the pomp and ceremony one has come to expect from the pick me witch herself. In a flurry of balloons, personalised pyjamas and vague black and white pictures, Olive was shunted off to state school rather than the exclusive private school she attended last year. Unfortunately the fees can't be paid for in strip lashes and bummed roast dinners and the governors refused the offer of a collab 😒
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Alongside jumping on the trad wife trend, feeling the happiest she's ever felt then crying 2 hours later, belittling her mother, baby led choking, and caramella taking the absolute piss out of the overgrown eejit, there has been more evidence of dangerous driving. Not only do her and Matt blatantly drink drive with their children in the car, Kate also films herself using a water bottle as a mic and closing her eyes and warbling into it Shitney Houston style with zero regards to the rules of the road. She's also driving with no MOT which voids her insurance. While us trolls are mostly just having a laugh and keeping it on tattle, it is our duty to report her actions to either the police or crimestoppers and get this clown off the road before she kills somebody.

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Just to lighten up a bit after the driving rage, i just had to bring this corker on over and immortalise it here as well 😭💀🤣
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Tattle on trollops and remember, if your 'mates' make you squeeze into this monstrosity and advertise it, they're not your mates 😘

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Brilliant 😂😂😂
 
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How many “fav” places does this woman have?!
 
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