OhSnarlin'2
Active member
I can see why the midwife called her princess Fiona. I can here truff shouting 'do you know who I am' and a midwife wanting to reply 'yes, you're a lazy, free loading, smelly, ugly inside and out, racist, entitled, thick as pig tit, truffle monster and you're fella is Mary, the coke head paneling dwarf. Now let go of him so he can go to Rockferry for a night of passion'