Katie Hayes #199 Just cos it zips, doesn’t mean it fits

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But she doesn't use a filter.....not even a Paris

Also, 2 things. 1. If someone went down stairs and watched loved island at 1.30 at the volume she's got it in that echoey kitchen.....I'd bounce the remote off their head. 2. The way she goes "I wouldn't even cry about matt after 6 years" lad, you're emasculated every day. At this point, I assume you have a vagina. A Mattgina
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The tits. The belly (that looks like her preggo belly). The dress. DECEASED 💀
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This is what 7 days a week working both outside and inside the home looks like. The lazy lump is blagging she's a 10 and he's doing the washing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
Det.JaneClementineRizzoli said:
Why is everyone obsessed with things feeling like butter. That skeleton from the lake District is always on about her buttery sets to do her ridiculous step boxing off and crazy gym sessions. I'm sure I've felt actual butter and it's not all that....what am I missing 😂😂
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Think it started off describing leather handbags, like 'the leather is butter-soft'. It was a weird comparator then and as time's gone on and all the huns have apprporiated it to use for everything from soft furnishings to gym gear, it makes even less sense. Sums Truff up tbh, the household refuse centre of trends.
 
Not_A_Troll said:
10-12?
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Of duck off truff. You wouldn’t even fit one of your fat lardy arse cheeks into a 10-12. She bleeping mental. She seriously thinks anyone would believe she’d fit into anything that size. At least her lies are bleeping hilarious. The other day when that stool she was sitting on was nearly swallowed by her fat arse. Sure Jan. Maybe she meant they’re 10-12 foot wide 🤣
 
I wonder where the baby shower is? And what monstrosity her outfit is? How small and perfectly round she is gonna filter her gut? How many of her “mates” will sneakily post pics of her in the wild? Will Oluf be a little bleep cos the attention won’t be on her today? Wil Mez and Matt will get rotten and have a dance off?! I have so many questions today hahaha
 
Truff, if you read here (which we know you do), if you wake up at 1am, DON’T look at your phone, don’t use it to film yourself, don’t put the tv on, maybe read a book, make yourself a herbal tea, put on a relaxing podcast… you might fall back asleep. Surely everyone by now knows the worst thing you can do is stare at a phone screen when you’re trying to sleep 😖

Also can’t wait for the baby shower content today hunnayyyys, what do we think she will be wearing?? Nothing can top the Kermit dress she got the other month from Francesca can it? Convinced Francesca is trolling Kate at this point putting her in the least flattering outfits 😭
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Delstar said:
But she doesn’t like pink…
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according to this she does. Also LOL remember she went all “earth mother” for about 2 weeks coz she went camping? Earth barbie but make it pink 🤦‍♀️
 

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VelvetGoose said:
Truff, if you read here (which we know you do), if you wake up at 1am, DON’T look at your phone, don’t use it to film yourself, don’t put the tv on, maybe read a book, make yourself a herbal tea, put on a relaxing podcast… you might fall back asleep. Surely everyone by now knows the worst thing you can do is stare at a phone screen when you’re trying to sleep 😖

Also can’t wait for the baby shower content today hunnayyyys, what do we think she will be wearing?? Nothing can top the Kermit dress she got the other month from Francesca can it? Convinced Francesca is trolling Kate at this point putting her in the least flattering outfits 😭
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according to this she does. Also LOL remember she went all “earth mother” for about 2 weeks coz she went camping? Earth barbie but make it pink 🤦‍♀️
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My guess is a pink dress covered in feathers and 2 sizes too small. ✨ aesthetic ✨
 
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