Katie Hayes #198 Oompa loompa doompety doo, with Truff’s makeup lessons you can look like one too

[Lollypopdolly]

I’d love to know what size costume she got!

That's some mummy makeover needed, skinny jabs on speed dial once baby is knifed out

 

[JayWhere]

Can’t believe she’s had the sugar laden mocktails and actually taking medical advice from someone in the DM’s don’t get me wrong I listen to other people for advice but medical advice when your pregnant? Nah thanks I’ll listen to the professionals

 

[Sez99]

I’ve been neglecting my fav thread the last few days in favour of the Goodman threads! Amazing stuff happening there !

But I couldn’t not comment on how fuckin HARD I’m laughing at KHs stories and how fuckin dead that hotel is !!!!! Like Jesus don’t get me wrong I dont befriend people on holiday but the resort needs a bit about it! A little convo here or there with others and some atmosphere at the bar.
This is the most dead holiday I’ve ever seen in my life I’m waiting for the tumbleweed to roll past !!!!!!

 

[Cleanayr]

I’d love to know what size costume she got!

Just ask her she doesn't mind sharing, then whatever she tells you multiply it by 2
---

I’ve been neglecting my fav thread the last few days in favour of the Goodman threads! Amazing stuff happening there !

But I couldn’t not comment on how fuckin HARD I’m laughing at KHs stories and how fuckin dead that hotel is !!!!! Like Jesus don’t get me wrong I dont befriend people on holiday but the resort needs a bit about it! A little convo here or there with others and some atmosphere at the bar.
This is the most dead holiday I’ve ever seen in my life I’m waiting for the tumbleweed to roll past !!!!!!

Same I had to tap out last night it wasn't good for my blood pressure and I was due sacked and divorced #teamannie

 

[Ratgrrl]

Watching a documentary about bisons. I really lol every time

I lol everytime I have a shower cos my safari shower curtain has bisons on it
---
I see she's already on the plane home....

 

[RebelRebel]

'All my jewellery is say it with diamonds' she finally admitting her ring is just a chunk of glass?

 

[hayezmysteries]

Is it just me but who wears that much make up on holiday? I have never known someone face change shape so much!

 

[L.j.l.20]

I’ve been neglecting my fav thread the last few days in favour of the Goodman threads! Amazing stuff happening there !

But I couldn’t not comment on how fuckin HARD I’m laughing at KHs stories and how fuckin dead that hotel is !!!!! Like Jesus don’t get me wrong I dont befriend people on holiday but the resort needs a bit about it! A little convo here or there with others and some atmosphere at the bar.
This is the most dead holiday I’ve ever seen in my life I’m waiting for the tumbleweed to roll past !!!!!!

Oh same!!!! But I can not keep up!!!!! It’s stressful! Xx

 

[hayezmysteries]

Ok…couple of vodkas down…but is she tagging a swimming pool as a small marina….

Edit…but who is drinking coke…Matt drinking cocktails…surely Olive isn’t or Kate on her GD journey…

 

[Leodog19]

Sorry for two kind posts in a row but she looks so normal and relatively natural here, I really hope she learns from this. Stop filtering, stop doing everything for Instagram, think about your own happiness and your child’s happiness above everything else. I know she will go back to being a head in about 4 seconds like
View attachment 2686576 q
---
Also lanzarote town cracked me up. Brainless!

This is still so filtered

 

[slidders]

You’re all mad to think she is actually following her GD diet while she’s away. She will be writing down a number that’s safe or not testing at all!

By the way Kate, the machines have a memory so you can’t even lie!

 

[Lucyloos]

So like I go to Lanzarote LOADS and I see that the amazing MUA didn’t get a table at Arabellas at the marina



But the way as said…WHO wears that much make up away. Be arsed.

 

[pinotgrigioblush]

Why does she act like she’s the first person ever to go on holiday?

 

[hayezmysteries]

Her she goes with the “oh so cheap” narrative…..and the pics of supermarkets!!!!!!

 

[Chatterbox2412]

So many different faces this one!!

 

[Marmaladethecat]

Hands up if you've been to Lanzarote?! (Or another Canary Island)

99% of people already know the cost of a meal abroad

 

[ems1982]

Hands up if you've been to Lanzarote?! (Or another Canary Island)

99% of people already know the cost of a meal abroad

I’ve also never judged a holiday on how cheap their local supermarkets are so weird

 

[Marmaladethecat]

I’ve also never judged a holiday on how cheap their local supermarkets are so weird

Got to admit, seeing her saying that the supermarket was cheap made me snort wine out of my nose

 

[RubySky478]

duck me, hasn't she put her phone down yet?

 

[Illbringthepopcorn]

So many different faces this one!! View attachment 2687612 q

The nose