Katie Hayes #195 She’s a dupe of an influencer, and not a very good one at that!

[Glittercandy12]

I'm dying to know where in that upside down house they've got a tree.
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HAHAHAHAHA STOP IT. Her tree is shoved in the corner of the conservatory where the duck is she going to sit down now

Little Mary, oluv and max will sit on the tree, they love it, it’s their favourite place To sit

 

[Fizz22]

2 things: 1) skin therapist (hahaha) 2) the no quilt cover on alives quilt kills me off

 

[Flip&Flop]

My toddler came in the kitchen this morning and asked what I was doing in the kitchen. It made me wonder what oliffff calls the rooms in her house

 

[Fizz22]

My toddler came in the kitchen this morning and asked what I was doing in the kitchen. It made me wonder what oliffff calls the rooms in her house

Stop it troll, you know the corridor is the "snug" and the conservatory is the living room.

 

[OkTinkerbell]

When people come over to their house to see the baby when it’s born will they all just stand around in the kitchen?

Can’t fit more than 2 adults in the garage, there’s only a couple of “one seater sofas” (that still cracks me up ) in the conservatory and now a tree wedged in there, , no living room and now not even a dining table to sit around.

Imagine spending so much energy coming up with reasons why you’ve made your house unliveable. “We don’t need a living room cos we don’t watch tv, we don’t need a dining table cos I never sit down to eat anyway”.

Ironically the one room she barely uses, the bathroom, is still a bathroom.

Fix your house you smelly scruffs.

 

[Flowers60]

Maybe Olive called the rooms the wrong names so they changed them all around as Olive is so advanced she was actually giving them interior design advice

 

[WhatasadlifeJane]

I don’t know many houses where you can simultaneously do your washing and have a tit.

 

[Saltypopcorn]

It’s like a list of all the tit Truff does (except watching films on a big tv in a tidy living room)

These are ALL the things she does (for insta) yet will still share this or something similar and tell people not to feel pressure to be insta perfect cos insta isn't real life. She's the least intelligent person I have ever heard of in my life.

 

[Not_A_Troll]

Can they even get to the door with the tree there?
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How can they justify £200 for that SIWD advent calendar?!

 

[Sue Ellen]

The jo malone boxes turned on their side so you can see the logo

Bet they’ve been empty for years! Reminds of when girls used to carry crumpled cricket bags round town like they’d been on a massive shopping spree when in reality they bought 1 thing 5 years ago

 

[slidders]

Do you ever just catch yourself getting along with life and then suddenly something pops into your head that makes you howl with laughter?!

I was just driving today and my head all of a sudden went ‘mouse gallows’ and I’ve died a million times laughing since!!

 

[Rubydoo70]

Kate said she’s woke up with no spots but on her live her skins a mess.
Why lie Kate?

 

[Brooke Davis]

Bet they’ve been empty for years! Reminds of when girls used to carry crumpled cricket bags round town like they’d been on a massive shopping spree when in reality they bought 1 thing 5 years ago

I am guilty of doing this but in my defence I was like 12 the way truff is and her makeup makes me think she’s mentally stuck as a 12-15year old in her head

 

[Davena94]

When people come over to their house to see the baby when it’s born will they all just stand around in the kitchen?

Troll the baby will obviously be in the bouncer on the stove for the first 12 months of its life

 

[Noseybonk]

She really should proof read before she post View attachment 2585232 q

SHITFLICKER ALERT!

Why just Why! . Kitten heels make my eyes bleed

 

[Not_A_Troll]

I have no words

 

[Noseybonk]

Have to say I do agree on one thing, it is hard trying to find nice kittens, all I want is a Scottish fold colour point!!!

Kitten spam you never asked for . My Boy!

 

[Pocuspeg]

Kitten spam you never asked for . My Boy!

omg! I'd rather see him every day than bloody Truffs face!!

 

[Sez99]

Witches, can you talk to me about lip filler ?

I used to get it years ago, developed a lump had it all dissolved and left my lips alone in fear the last 4 years. Found a very good long qualified nurse and thinking of trying 0.7ml Teyosal kiss. Has anyone had this ? Me nerves are shot but I’m sick of having a mouth like a cats hole!!

 

[Sue Ellen]

Troll the baby will obviously be in the bouncer on the stove for the first 12 months of its life

Or the car seat! I’m putting money on her having a doona this time round!