Katie Hayes #187 Olives a top kayaker, Truff looks like a linebacker

[spookydooky]

Sorry lads i can't do trouser this weekend i'm staying in

 

[BirkenheadTranny]

My mate was in the Chinese yesterday getting her nails done while Kate was getting her trotters buffed

 

[WhatasadlifeJane]

Her typos, misspellings and autocorrect fails are all that’s keeping me watching her Instagram now.

 

[Rubydoo70]

What in the name of brain busting does that mean??!! "I can't do trousers weekend"??!! Oh just got it! She can't do TRIALS at the weekend . Give me strength. Also 6-4 weeks?! Em I think you mean 4-6 weeks you illiterate fridge freezer. I thought the hen doo was one night? That what she said on her insane contradictory tit spewing rambles this morning. Now it's a weekend

Illiterate fridge freezer

 

[Fizz22]

My mate was in the Chinese yesterday getting her nails done while Kate was getting her trotters buffed

Bet you she's like a bleeping fog horn isn't she

 

[stroppysal]

Sorry but i wouldn't be waiting til a month before my wedding to have a make up trial. I'd want that tit organised an booked in advance. Imagine having the trial an hating it, gonna be hard to find another make up artist for your wedding party at such short notice. What a dick head she is. No wonder she only does about 3 people a year.

 

[loveanatter]

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This is one of the pics that are better than the professional photographer.

Why would you have your trial that close
Clearly because 4-6 weeks you wouldn’t be able to find anyone else and be stuck with an orange face and eyelashes hanging off… I mean it’s one way to get you some business

 

[Cady1954]

'Despoit??? Honestly I feel bad for skitting her cos she has admitted she can't write but this is her job for god sake! LEARN TO PROOF READ Kate or get Mensa kid Olive to do it for you.

 

[Not_A_Troll]

She’s definitely got one of her mates to send that message I would say she’d written it herself but it’s coherent so probably not

 

[hayezmysteries]

What bride wakes up the day after the wedding and messages her MUA at 7am

 

[Foodaholic]

What bride wakes up the day after the wedding and messages her MUA at 7am

Only 1 thing I'd be doing at 7 am the morning after my wedding if I'm awake.....Mr foodie.....

 

[BirkenheadTranny]

Only 1 thing I'd be doing at 7 am the morning after my wedding if I'm awake.....Mr foodie.....

I'd be smashing a bacon butty in myself

 

[Fizz22]

1000% not diamond. At all. Diamond doesn't look like that. It's either acrylic or glass.

 

[Chatterbox2412]

'Despoit??? Honestly I feel bad for skitting her cos she has admitted she can't write but this is her job for god sake! LEARN TO PROOF READ Kate or get Mensa kid Olive to do it for you.

Why doesn’t she get her ‘PA’ to proof read all her stuff

 

[WhatasadlifeJane]

Absolutely not having if that she has a mop round when she’s feeling fed up or at any other time, I assume she means mope as a mop doesn’t go anywhere near her or her house.

 

[Davena94]

What to do if you’re struggling with being left out at work? Leave your job hahahaha

 

[WhatasadlifeJane]

What to do if you’re struggling with being left out at work? Leave your job hahahaha

and if you can’t get out of bed just stay in it

 

[Blondetech]

“I’m doing some teacher training courses”

HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!

 

[zarasizemedium]

kip of that old lip blush scar
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1000% not diamond. At all. Diamond doesn't look like that. It's either acrylic or glass.

Fake diamond for a fake fucker!!!

 

[gigi_93]

Can anyone remember who it was that botched her lip blush?