Katie Hayes #17 The babies name is olive - pass it on
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Quarrantinemadness
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I can’t bear it when she reposts people’s posts blowing smoke up her arse. It’s so narcissistic (you’ll need to google that one KHM) and beggy, I actually die of embarrassment for her when I see it 
Day 1 post delivery, hair and make up arrive for a newborn shoot
Day 1 post delivery, hair and make up arrive for a newborn shoot
Guyyyyyzzzzzz
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Been working alllll day dealing with crisis so just catching up.
That perfect prep- we advice against them. An I would strongly be advising her against them since she can’t clean her make up brushes she’s defo not cleaning that out
Asda bottles awww Kate hun did no-one gift you any? You’ve spent all your money on fablon and mdf so had to go buy the cheapest bottles.
colostrum my baby wouldn’t latch so I harvested and she was fed by the syringe.
I’m a massive advocate for breastfeeding. There’s not enough support and education round. So instead your hounded and left feeling like a failure.
(ps. I’m not a crazy nazi bf momma
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Surprised we haven’t had tutorials for labour make up
Or
Make up to leave the maternity ward
Also Kate your a crank
That perfect prep- we advice against them. An I would strongly be advising her against them since she can’t clean her make up brushes she’s defo not cleaning that out
Asda bottles awww Kate hun did no-one gift you any? You’ve spent all your money on fablon and mdf so had to go buy the cheapest bottles.
colostrum my baby wouldn’t latch so I harvested and she was fed by the syringe.
I’m a massive advocate for breastfeeding. There’s not enough support and education round. So instead your hounded and left feeling like a failure.
(ps. I’m not a crazy nazi bf momma
)Surprised we haven’t had tutorials for labour make up
Or
Make up to leave the maternity ward
Also Kate your a crank
Lurkymclurkinson1
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3. Photo of Daddy DIY walking off the labour ward with the carseat.
4. Photo of THM and Daddy DIYs fingers with Trolives with an engagement ring.
Calling it now he'll propose with a vest saying 'Daddy said will you marry him?'
longtimelurker76
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Don’t give her ideas. There will be a MOMMA insta or some other bullshit page soonIs anyone else grossing out on all these photos of her colostrum?
Also, what is her account becoming now? She opened a separate account for her house stuff, but this account is supposed to be makeup isn’t it? Yet only 2 of the last 18 grid posts are makeup related?
KateToTheParty
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I had a ‘planned’ c section and there was no issue with fake nails(I had some on and wasn’t told otherwise) and this was nearly nine years ago. Not sticking up for her, but I had other surgery done about 5 years ago and they weren’t bothered then either. My c section was due to a high risk pregnancy, and issues with my cervix and multiple early miscarriages. I asked about the nails and they said the finger machine they clip on works fine with fake nails.maybe different hospitals have different rules but a friend who also had a c section was told they weren’t allowed them and also didn’t have to have the horrid stomach injections I had to have for 5 days after at home but she was under Kent and I was under Guys and St Thomas in London.
Leopardprint
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5. Some sort of wooden sign in the hospital cot with the name ‘Olive’ with olive branches around3. Photo of Daddy DIY walking off the labour ward with the carseat.
4. Photo of THM and Daddy DIYs fingers with Trolives with an engagement ring.
Calling it now he'll propose with a vest saying 'Daddy said will you marry him?'
6. Impractical going home outfit
7. Umbilical cord made into some sort of art
8. Most dramatic labour story of all time
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Lurkymclurkinson1
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I've never seen someones nose be as wide as their mouth like this 
how odd!!
Also not blowing my own trumpet here at all, but I'm lying in bed with not a scrap of makeup on. Just used that filter an took a pic, I looked sound!! How rough must she look in real life if she looks that toast with the filter on
how odd!! Also not blowing my own trumpet here at all, but I'm lying in bed with not a scrap of makeup on. Just used that filter an took a pic, I looked sound!! How rough must she look in real life if she looks that toast with the filter on
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Buttercup25
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Get ready for all the ads girls. Did you see Lust Livings post? Leaving hospital was an ad as car seat was gifted. I know they class it as work but could you be arsed thinking of all that when your walking like John Wayne and just wanna get home.
Scottishlurker09
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When she says her lashes have grown, err no its just your nose Pinocchio 
your just full o shite hen 
your just full o shite hen 
Boredathome
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She’ll probably fill the house full of balloons and pretend DJ Dick did it as a “surprise” After her dreamy labour and birth to Olive Oil because she couldn’t have the name Truffle oil
Nipple stimulation can bring on labour, bet that's the only reason shes doing it. Meff. Can you imagine her sat at home playing with her nips
poor matt 
Charlie Farlie
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Theteawithz
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5. THM dark orange make up on trolives face3. Photo of Daddy DIY walking off the labour ward with the carseat.
4. Photo of THM and Daddy DIYs fingers with Trolives with an engagement ring.
Calling it now he'll propose with a vest saying 'Daddy said will you marry him?'
6. Pamper grass bouquet at bedside
Nipple stimulation can bring on labour, bet that's the only reason shes doing it. Meff. Can you imagine her sat at home playing with her nips
This is exactly why she’s doing it she’s desperate to have that baby early for some reason.
QueenBarb
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Fuckin crying Hahahahahahahah I bet her nipples are like bleeping pens pulling on them all day so Trolive comes earlyNipple stimulation can bring on labour, bet that's the only reason shes doing it. Meff. Can you imagine her sat at home playing with her nips
Don’t forget the CANDLES5. THM dark orange make up on trolives face
6. Pamper grass bouquet at bedside
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