Katie Hayes #17 The babies name is olive - pass it on

[sickof’influencers’]

I'm sure you've tried loads but Lansinoh bottles were amazing for me and the only ones both my boys took. They wouldn't have more than an Oz at a time to start with and then one day it just clicked for them. Hope you find something. It's bloody hard to get the breast feeding started and then even harder to stop if they won't take a bottle xx

Thank you so much, one I actually haven’t tried! I am ordering as we speak Tried all the main ones, MAM, Tommy Tippee, Dr brown etc!
I’ve just been buying one at a time though not ordering ten of each she will regret that one!

 

[Ilovehoodedeyes]

Imagine if she’s secretly having twins - I did a double take at this typo before!View attachment 190440 q

either that or it’s because she’s had a boob job and wants to get things moving???

I think she's just referring to her darlin rainbow daughter as them because she's slow. But the MIDWIVES don't give them it the mum does her midwife sounds bleeping tit to be fair

 

[Charlie Farlie]

This could actually be right I got induced at 37 weeks for my mental health as it was my first baby since a miscarriage so I was a bit crazy as you can imagine crazy as in I was constantly on pins my baby was going to be still born and it consumed me entirely! Obviously kates consumed by people not agreeing with every bleeping thing she says

She’s not far away off her due date so I do believe it . I was induced at 36weeks as I was small & had bad mental health . The doctor has probably zoom called her and she’s sat showing him the troll crocodile FILMS ! He has more than likely thought Christ get her in and induced before she cries wolf about me .

Imagine if she’s secretly having twins - I did a double take at this typo before!View attachment 190440 q

either that or it’s because she’s had a boob job and wants to get things moving???

Or has diabetes type 2.

 

[sickof’influencers’]

Exactly this!! Shes so bloody clueless.
10 weeks is amazing, well done. You are right, its hard and probably even more so with Covid? Im not sure how easy it is to get support at the moment?
My baby would only take from a slow flow teat, not sure if you have tried that? She would gag otherwise because the flow was so much faster than breastfeeding x

Thank you I am proud of myself, didn’t think we’d get this far at the start haha!! Yeah it’s been difficult but also quite good, it gave us time to establish breastfeeding without being pestered with visitors!

All the teats I’ve used are slow flow, he just wont even let me put it in his mouth, just looks like I’m trying to poison him I am sure if I keep trying we will get there, I hope! Would just be nice for dad to give him a bottle whilst I have a little break! Anyway I am sure momma of the year KHM will be able to give me her expert advice I should drop her a message x

 

[yeahyouhun]

I’m thinking she could start selling her milk.
I mean come on why the hell not .
Roll up , roll up ladies . I have a special deal today for you all . I’m selling my expressed mamma bear milk and I’ll even throw in a bottle of my beautifully scented Fart for free.
The cost you ask ???
DM me privately and I’ll sort it out . My good friend PTWM says PAYPAL is the best way .....

Is the breast milk totally bespoke though? Would I be able to get a bottle #gifted? I would do an in depth IGTV review for my 83 followers? I’ve got a ring light as well, but I won’t use it cos I’m lazy...

 

[Boabs-Tea]

I am in my 10th week of breastfeeding, it’s so bloody hard, I am not saying this to be nasty but I genuinely cannot see her doing it. My baby won’t take a bottle, we have tried every single type of bottle and he just borks. I really don’t understand how she is planning on leaving olive after 2 months especially if she breastfeeds! This just highlights how her expectation of motherhood is plain sailing when in reality you cannot plan anything! She is in for a shock, she has only just learnt about colostrum, wonder if she has a clue about cluster feeding and day 3 when your milk comes in. I woke up and thought someone had given me a boob job in my sleep and I have big boobs as it is!

I agree is insanely hard! My wee one also refused a bottle, which made it worse. The cluster feeding is crazy too and that’s sometimes when people give up, they think the baby isn’t getting enough, when it actually is. There’s absolute zero chance she’ll stick at it, I doubt she’ll even try it.

 

[Elle__Dee]

Reading her essays is a wright shugglw at times.

 

[sickof’influencers’]

I agree is insanely hard! My wee one also refused a bottle, which made it worse. The cluster feeding is crazy too and that’s sometimes when people give up, they think the baby isn’t getting enough, when it actually is. There’s absolute zero chance she’ll stick at it, I doubt she’ll even try it.

Cluster feeding makes me want to rip my hair out I love feeding him but I can’t handle the cluster feeding, it’s getting a lot easier now though! X

 

[Nellie The Elephant]

God when I was in labour I couldn’t give a flying fart about my nails. I was more bothered about the tiny person coming out of my not so ‘bald Minnie’ and wondering whether or not I’d done a poo.
Soz tmi.

 

[QueenBarb]

Labour ready but it could be 4 weeks until she has the baby?View attachment 190430 q

Deffo having a C section.
I’d recognise them shovel hands anywhere

God when I was in labour I couldn’t give a flying fart about my nails. I was more bothered about the tiny person coming out of my not so ‘bald Minnie’ and wondering whether or not I’d done a poo.
Soz tmi.

Hahahahahahaha.. Same girl.

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

I dont know what kind of twirls shes smoking but there is no chance whatsoever that hand expressing 2mls of colostrum made any difference to the size of her breasts!!!!!! She talks complete shite. Wait till your milk comes in around day 3 THM, then you will know the real meaning of relief! I honestly cant believe this bullshit.

I feel sick why the fk is she showing people that?!

 

[MrsSavage]

I had a curly blow before I went in and kept my pins in during labour .

Don't know about APH but they might have to remove some of that nail polish if she's having a c sec.

 

[Star is born]

What’s she chatting now.. trolls are cute fluffy dolls, she’s renamed trolls as gremlins Gremlins are cute fluffy bears aka gizmo

 

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Girls let me know if I’ve missed anything out of the recap post

Dying at that whole recap

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

She’s getting everything ready for her first insta worthy pic with the newborn in hospital. I swear down If she Facetunes herself on the pic I will be throwing my phone in the bin because that will be new level of low that I just won’t be able to cope with!

 

[Theteawithz]

Deffo having a C section.
I’d recognise them shovel hands anywhere


Hahahahahahaha.. Same girl.

Surely if she’s having a c section she shouldn’t have her nails done Cause they use ur nails as evidence for circulation

 

[Thatswhattatsaid]

I’m actually impressed with her the last couple of days. The body positivity post and the breast feeding post are positive messages for an influencer to use their platform for. She just comes across as very uneducated. I feel like she needs a social media expert to proof read her posts and give her some advice because although the message is there.... they make no bleeping sense still, good on her she’s obviously taking advice from here

Although..... I don’t want to see boob juice and a bespoke gifted nursery on a make up page.. but, baby steps Ay?

I don’t think body positivity can really count when she’s telling a loads of lies in what’s she’s writing and using an edited photo to send out her body positive message.

 

[Yorkshiretea123]

Surely if she’s having a c section she shouldn’t have her nails done Cause they use ur nails as evidence for circulation

They’ll probably just make her take one finger off to monitor her sats. Most hospitals will have a bottle of acetone available.

 

[Charlotay]

I am in my 10th week of breastfeeding, it’s so bloody hard, I am not saying this to be nasty but I genuinely cannot see her doing it. My baby won’t take a bottle, we have tried every single type of bottle and he just borks. I really don’t understand how she is planning on leaving olive after 2 months especially if she breastfeeds! This just highlights how her expectation of motherhood is plain sailing when in reality you cannot plan anything! She is in for a shock, she has only just learnt about colostrum, wonder if she has a clue about cluster feeding and day 3 when your milk comes in. I woke up and thought someone had given me a boob job in my sleep and I have big boobs as it is!

My nephew wouldn’t take a bottle at all, for the first few months he drank his milk out of a bottle cap then straight into a sippy cup.

Breastfeeding is so hard. I was so determined to breastfeed my second and was in tears so many times during feeding as it literally felt like barbed wire passing through my nipples In the end I used nipple shields which helped massively.

It’s something you have to really want to do, I’m sure if I had a perfect prep machine and 65385 bottles downstairs I would have caved in and ended up disappointed.

Wanted to add it’s also amazing! I used to get camped in cosy corner and sit and feed and cuddle all day with my partner bringing me snacks and drinks.

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

My nephew wouldn’t take a bottle at all, for the first few months he drank his milk out of a bottle cap then straight into a sippy cup.

Breastfeeding is so hard. I was so determined to breastfeed my second and was in tears so many times during feeding as it literally felt like barbed wire passing through my nipples In the end I used nipple shields which helped massively.

It’s something you have to really want to do, I’m sure if I had a perfect prep machine and 65385 bottles downstairs I would have caved in and ended up disappointed.

Wanted to add it’s also amazing! I used to get camped in cosy corner and sit and feed and cuddle all day with my partner bringing me snacks and drinks.

My MIL brought me a prep machine as she was told it was amazing for babies even though she knew I wanted to breastfeed. And I did cave and use it a few times. After getting up in the night to trek downstairs and get a bottle I put it in the loft and stuck baby on. Temptation is too easy!