Charlie Farlie
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Yeah but I’ve heard the ladies at Tattle are the real deal with the most impressive Vaginas one has ever seen ."The midwife said I had the most perfect bespoke cervix she's ever seen."
Did she yea?
Yeah but I’ve heard the ladies at Tattle are the real deal with the most impressive Vaginas one has ever seen ."The midwife said I had the most perfect bespoke cervix she's ever seen."
Did she yea?
Is anyone else getting these ads
9. Video of the dog being introduced to baby Trolive as if it’s a sibling, everyone’s nerves a gone in case it tries to rag her out the car seat
10. Emergency C section with accompanying dramatic story of how it was most bespoke, complicated birth ever
11. Chocolate smash name reveal or baby name reveal party complete with gin tin truck on the front drive, wheely bins & flower swing
12. Newborn shoot where Trolive is barely out the womb, with THM and Daddy DIY cradling her half naked in black n white
She will claim to be exclusively breastfeeding but then will trip herself up with a story featuring Daddy DIY whipping up a bottle of Aptamil in the backgroundThe discrete breastfeeding is a good shout. Momma THM is able to do everything for her princess.. dj indesit looking over her shoulder. In Black & white pics obvs. It will last a week the breastfeeding!
Little lurker, this thread gets me through hard night shiftsJust waiting for the placenta plus #ad
“guyyyyyz not going to lie, I didn’t know what a placenta was until a few weeks ago”
Maybe a nursery reveal with her name, on Olive’s top/dressing gown..Can we play Baby Reveal Bingo.
1. Baby hand holding KHM/DADDY DiY Finger titled WORLD complete.
2. Name announcement not on the first image
She’ll either be cross legged on the floor or in the rocking chair staring dreamily out of the window for the breast feeding shot.Wow tattlers / trolls/ gremlins or whatever she calls us! I think THM is listening to us and *sort of* giving advice based on professional evidence base. WELL DONE TATTLERS. Even though she doesn’t read here does she matt?? also thanks THM I like coming home to catch up on the
just to add to the baby born bingo I bet she shows a picture of her breast feeding the baby saying how she is thisearth mother and how natural she is.
1000% this and first picture of the baby will be all dressed in a wool wrap professionally photographedCan we play Baby Reveal Bingo.
1. Baby hand holding KHM/DADDY DiY Finger titled WORLD complete.
2. Name announcement not on the first image
Those prep machines are naughty did you see the daily mail article about it having mould in them which once past to the child will cause breathing problems chest infections etc just pure lazy tbhBeen working alllll day dealing with crisis so just catching up.
That perfect prep- we advice against them. An I would strongly be advising her against them since she can’t clean her make up brushes she’s defo not cleaning that out
Asda bottles awww Kate hun did no-one gift you any? You’ve spent all your money on fablon and mdf so had to go buy the cheapest bottles.
colostrum my baby wouldn’t latch so I harvested and she was fed by the syringe.
I’m a massive advocate for breastfeeding. There’s not enough support and education round. So instead your hounded and left feeling like a failure.
(ps. I’m not a crazy nazi bf momma)
Surprised we haven’t had tutorials for labour make up
Or
Make up to leave the maternity ward
Also Kate your a crank
man hands themLabour ready but it could be 4 weeks until she has the baby?View attachment 190430 q
What? That’s meant to be her?I’d have never in a million years guessed that first picture was her
Who is Ninja new to this thread haven’t got up to speed with who every one is yetor Matt in the background texting ninja