Nah I'm with mchammer and still dying over, "ill use your formal name".
Haven't had this much second hand embarrassment so badly since the time me ma went to pick my niece up from her cot, did a giant fart and said to my niece, (it was her first birthday) "hope you're never going to look like the bleeping clampetts down there" and everyone bleeping heard her on the monitor.
Think I'm more mortified by "formal name" than anything else she's done. Or anyones ever done.
The cringe is so bad I think I've got ptsd.