Katie Hayes #158 Live and Let Die, Kates going to Stab you in the eye

[Foodaholic]

@Blair-Waldorf gorgeous news. Congratulations enjoy the rave

 

[BirkenheadTranny]

Thanks girls the baby absolutely loved the rave we went to yesterday, just loves inhaling peoples smoke and balancing in the car seat between two chairs then being drunk drove home by my king, it’s their FAVOURITE

I bet everybody just loves your baby

 

[Violetx]

Glad to see she’s still pushing the idea it’s because people are unhappy thats why they don’t like her… you can say it’s ‘them’ not you all you want, but it’s a strange coincidence how many unhappy people she comes across isn’t it!

My mates sister is like this. Alienated her whole family (including her kids) and fell out with every friend or fella she ever had. But it’s everyone else that’s the problem, not the one common denominator!

Poor Olive finally getting her swing when we’re going into winter. Kate always does things backwards,daft mare!

Probs been waiting for it to go on sale cos it’s off-season.

 

[Erling Haaland]

Imagine letting her near your face when she doesn’t even clean MAKE UP BRUSHES between Bridal clients

 

[chattycatty]

Never known someone with so many doppelganger....

I am stifflers mum
I am jade goody
I am gemma Collins
I am Sharon watts/Mitchell
I am kerry katona

Anyone else I missed?

I am Erling hallland

Oh I’ve just nearly burst my bespoke dreamy section stitches reading through this thread I haven’t looked at her drivel for a while but you’ve all had me in bulk

Congratulations Blair

Oh congratulations lovely!!! I hope you set the hospital on fire with your candles, the rave is planned, and you’re bespoke is scandi-tanned

Hope you have some lovely bendy photos behind the curtain with your personalised nighty on pretending you gave birth naturally

 

[plonkington]

Oh I’ve just nearly burst my bespoke dreamy section stitches reading through this thread I haven’t looked at her drivel for a while but you’ve all had me in bulk

Wonderful news troll we’re all OBSESSED with baby Blair, I hope you’ve not washed the bottles in preparation

 

[Sloggingaway]

Oooh this looks like a good game for the weekend..
Imagine letting her inject your skin..
When she doesn’t wash or change herself after being Usain Bolt at the gym
Smelly woman

 

[Flip&Flop]

I love when there's a new bespoke on this thread, the parenting advice is always top tier

 

[Noseybonk]

Congratulations @Blair-Waldorf

I assume the baby has started Spanish classes and is dressed as a griege Victorian ghost child

 

[Melj71]

Mahoosive congratulations @Blair-Waldorf. Smashing news.
She probably had to get off to order a cake for the new swing.

 

[Ello_Body]

Congratulations love! Hope you packed a toothbrush for your bespoke's rapunzel hair ❤

hope the candle was packed too!
Congratulations

READ THE WIKI

 

[marymint]

The make ups have had their Christmas shoot with Grace Kellie
For all these shoots they seem to have you barely see any photos up in the house!?

 

[Elle Haitch]

Oh I’ve just nearly burst my bespoke dreamy section stitches reading through this thread I haven’t looked at her drivel for a while but you’ve all had me in bulk

Congratulations!

 

[Foodaholic]

The make ups have had their Christmas shoot with Grace Kellie
For all these shoots they seem to have you barely see any photos up in the house!?

Oh no have they. I cant stand them (sorry!)
V good point troll about never seeing them up in the house. She prob can't afford them and gets a digital package.
I had one done in Southport few years back, seem like an absolute waste of money to me now, sorry my kids!

 

[gigi_93]

Those photo shoots are the biggest waste of money ever and I’ve never seen one that looks good. Always make even the nicest family look like serial killers

 

[Yoyosushi]

Is she trying to save money by cooking those sausages on the radiator? Fuckinell, they look like they’ve been scraped off the floor of the abattoir.

 

[gossip29]

The make ups have had their Christmas shoot with Grace Kellie
For all these shoots they seem to have you barely see any photos up in the house!?

They’re not for the house troll. They are for strangers to like on Instagram

 

[Keera]

Olives garden play area 100% hasn’t taken this long to deliver shes just waited til the end of summer sale to order it and would never admit it

 

[Foodaholic]

Urgh. Then grace kellie pix. So predictable. Nylon pjs that will go up in flames when khm lets rip.
That child looks bleeping knackered. Shes got her mother's nose hasn't she. And her mothers old teeth too.
Pics are just odd like oh let's go and get our pic taken by a stranger and wear our PJs, our Christmas pjs, in October.

 

[zarasizemedium]

Urgh. Then grace kellie pix. So predictable. Nylon pjs that will go up in flames when khm lets rip.
That child looks bleeping knackered. Shes got her mother's nose hasn't she. And her mothers old teeth too.
Pics are just odd like oh let's go and get our pic taken by a stranger and wear our PJs, our Christmas pjs, in October.

How edited and airbrushed is KHM on them pics tho we know you don’t have a jawline like that kate or smooth perfect skin