Katherine Ormerod

[jenmarks]

The aisle being a kitchen in her mates house ..

Even that's a bit cringe.

 

[really_whythough]

If you want to feel exhausted just watch her ‘handmade’ highlight. What a crazy waste of time. The misspelled menus are the best bit.

 

[gummy-bear]

I can’t get over the aisle walk, nothing like a kitchen being in the background

I like the dress, it’s less high fashion than I was expecting and does suit her.

no words for the table cloth

also I have no idea how Camille is such a successful model, honestly I think she always looks terrible in photos

 

[GeminiMoon]

Where are people seeing the pics??

 

[really_whythough]

Where are you seeing the aisle walk?

 

[uberoblique]

It’s on her agents insta stories - Lucy Owen Talent. Haden also has some on his stories.

 

[gummy-bear]

Look at her tagged pics

 

[jenmarks]

Unhinged.

 

[PineappleQueen19]

A few photos for anyone who hasn’t seen

 

[uberoblique]

NGL find the whole veil/blushing bride/embroidered pants/being given away a bit weird for a 40 yo on her second marriage with two small kids.

 

[Kat_Valentine]

That dress looks beautiful on her tbf.

 

[Emalabemela]

What I feel like the overwhelming takeaway is that it seems to be far more about lifestyle and aesthetic than their love for each other or their kids. It’s just very shallow looking. It’s odd.

 

[garfield123]

Why has she been in 5 houses in 10 days? Also impressive commitment to her Substack but I think she could’ve taken her wedding week off from writing it and everybody would have been ok about that.

 

[scarlettgal99]

Was it a hen do or a photo shoot? The

Don’t want to sound stupid but is this a private plane or just a really small plane?

I’ve never seen such a small commercial plane, but maybe it is and I’m just dumb.

(This is from Haden’s stories)

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A few photos for anyone who hasn’t seen

All that time spent painting tablecloths and couldn’t spare 5 minutes to move the coffee machine from the aisle

 

[atome74]

Why has she been in 5 houses in 10 days? Also impressive commitment to her Substack but I think she could’ve taken her wedding week off from writing it and everybody would have been ok about that.

I think the dress is great, I don't care that she's getting married in a house, but YES my god woman slow down.
No one expects Palm Springs reccs the day after you got married.
Also, in her substack she claims she covered Coachella for three years - I've literally never, ever seen her make any kind of reference to music or gigs.

 

[Bea123456]

5 houses in 10 days with two young kids - WHY would you do that to yourself.
Agree the dress is beautiful and the setting gorgeous but it sounds exhausting and it must have cost them so much, I could not justify that if I was renting a house, such weird priorities!
It’s allll about show and zero grasp on reality.

 

[Kat_Valentine]

Gushing post about this ‘once in a lifetime experience’ Girl, you’re on your second marriage be so bleeping fr

 

[skyehigh]

Second marriage, third wedding

 

[whitemaletears]

The whole “who guessed it right??” On her wedding dress reveal i don’t know usually when people get happily married they share a picture of them together… i haven’t seen a post or story from her featuring Haden in at least a week it’s just allll about her - who thinks of making a video reveal as the last thing to do before going down the aisle?

i do love the Vivienne dress but i’m actually surprised she went for it given she’s always so about being “unique” (the plates and tablecloths definitely are that…) i’ve seen at least 6-7 influencers or celebs get married in the same dress in the past year. But don’t worry guys, she wore it sooo different to all of those other people!

 

[Blabber-di-blub]

Holy moly… how expensive and extravagant was this Wedding?!?!

Happy to lol with all of you here - utterly self absorbed this KO