Kate Hayes #33 Meryl has a heart of gold Tattlers are completely sold

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Nahla_ said:
Probably hasn’t bonded as well as she’s making out so is anxious to stay busy and out of the house, she can pass the baby around then.
I get a bit like that when I’m anxious I become a bit manic and can’t stay still.
She also doesn’t have a living room and if she stayed in would have to sit and stare at her kitchen worktops all day. I was like you when I had my newborn, I went out once or twice a week and it actually got harder the older she got. Kate doesn’t realise she’s literally living through the easiest bit and this time next year she won’t be able to take her eyes off her for a second let alone for a 20 minute ‘glam’ in the walk in downstairs wardrobe. You’re the norm, she isn’t.
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so true wait till Olives crawling or toddling.
My mates baby literally eat slept and poed till she was a few months dream baby then once they started crawling she had the shock of her life was in to everything like any normal kid
 
QueenBarb2 said:
SUNDAY MORNING:

*THM woke up at 5am the whole house is still asleep, she rolls downstairs and stomps to the kitchen, frantically blowing balloons up and setting up “Matts anniversary display he’s done for her”

THM: *to herself* THIS IS GONNA TAKE bleeping FOREVER, I AM DYSLEXIA.

*THM decides to attach balloons onto the end of her long flat nipples and fill them with milk to make the display a bit faster*

MAX: *yawns* STEP MOMMA WE GOING FOR A RUN?

THM: duck SAKE MAX *looks down at him and scowls* I AM NOT RUNNING ANYMORE MMMKAY??? *burps* I DID IT FOR 4 DAYS SO THAT I CAN START SHAVING MORE WEIGHT OFF MY PICS MMMMMMKAY??

MAX: WOOF. CAN I TAKE THE LECCY PRAM WITH ME DEN?

THM: STOP MAX IM BUSY *opening the kitchen cupboard and pulling out a cake with a cake topper that says “First Anniversary as a Mum”* GO GET BACK IN BED WITH MATT AND OLIVE *bends down to pick up some more balloons and fanny farts*

*Max creeps upstairs and nudges the covers that are hanging off the side of the bed and slopes underneath*

DELO: MORNING GERL, *glides his hand through his hair transplant* HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.

MAX: SNIFF. ITS ME *rolling his eyes*

DELO: COME HERE MAX LET ME SPOON YA LAD

*Max lays on his side and closes his eyes*

DELO: ITS NICE TO BE ABLE TO WRAP ME ARMS ROUND SOMEONE AGAIN LAD. ILL TAKE YA OUT FOR A WALK THIS MORNING ON THE WAY TO WORK.

*THM is busy labelling up presents “To Kate Love Matt” but stops in her tracks as she hears DELO whispering. She lays out a Grazing Table and stomps up the steps, out of breath she pops her head round the door of the bedroom*

THM: AWW YE OK?

OHD: *lay wide awake in the cat bed itching her arms inside the crib* HI MOMMA.

MATT: YOU GETTING BACK IN BED GERL. IM AT WORK IN A BIT *checks his WhatsApp and blocks a few female contacts*

THM: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT SURPRISES YOUVE GOT ME, DADDY *thumps into bed making Max roll out of the bed*

*THM gets in bed and pulls OHD in with her, she pulls her tyre tit out and points at it to OHD, OHD looks and politely shakes her head*
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I like to think THM reads these and has a little chuckle herself
 
Sooooooooo I’ve been telling my friend about all this Kate stuff on here (she is quiet unlike me and wouldn’t say boo to a goose) and after having a look at her insta she gets a follow request from Chelsea Elizabeth, who works at oh darlin! WTF! Nice try but no thanks! Next time try and find out who the big girls are and come play with them, to quote your boss!
 
All I could see on that video was teeth.

That night time light show thing must be to stop Olive being terrified of seeing two big glow-in-the-dark grins when she wakes up.
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