Kat Farmer DMBL40 #10 Need a lawyer Kat?
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zetta buttons
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£30! Why was everything £30! Was that the limit on the card reader or something?
No thanks hun. I’d rather spend £30 on ten packs of iced buns in marks.
No thanks hun. I’d rather spend £30 on ten packs of iced buns in marks.
I watched it with the sound off at work and the amount of times she opens her mouth wide the way she does when she’s out, like it’s all too too much fun really made me laugh.On the embarrassing Very ad stories, did anyone notice the gross white deodorant marks she left all over this black top? And of course she’ll have sent it back to them looking like that!
Pull yourself together Kat
Elegant Tits
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Wtf is she wearing??
OMG that reel is shocking. It’s all out of focus and I was totally distracted by the horrific Kat Slater dress.
Is she actually on something? She is like a self-parody now. The faux gasping ‘xxx of dreams’, ‘what’s not to love’ at the most mediocre selection of bags and garish market jewellery. Christ alive, surely John Lewis can do better.
Is she actually on something? She is like a self-parody now. The faux gasping ‘xxx of dreams’, ‘what’s not to love’ at the most mediocre selection of bags and garish market jewellery. Christ alive, surely John Lewis can do better.
Mummybelle
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Did she just actually caption something “Try to buy preloved”
Seriously, after weeks and weeks of flogging brand new tat. Polyester jumpers. Spree v Steal.
Seriously, after weeks and weeks of flogging brand new tat. Polyester jumpers. Spree v Steal.
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Soapy Dolphin
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Oh yeah, 80's barmaid chic! Just what every 50 something divorcée should be wearing this season. 
As golden as Kat's long, silky locks (plated brass for a cute £316 in the sale).
Also, why did she say "detachable strap" like it was a dirrrrty sex move?
As golden as Kat's long, silky locks (plated brass for a cute £316 in the sale).
Also, why did she say "detachable strap" like it was a dirrrrty sex move?
It’s the Birds of a feather/ Eastenders mash up nobody wanted*
*her new man has told her it’s sexy. She’s absolutely being sniggered at by anyone she meets at this point. She might as well wear a t-shirt saying, ‘newly divorced and this guy thinks I’m sexy dressed like this’
*her new man has told her it’s sexy. She’s absolutely being sniggered at by anyone she meets at this point. She might as well wear a t-shirt saying, ‘newly divorced and this guy thinks I’m sexy dressed like this’
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Nancy Knows
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Jeeez Louise that is really bad. Looks like divorced mum up from Kent out on the town in Soho for a night. Horrid. Gets pissed and falls over……..just described Kat.
John Lewis you can do much better. PR girls wake up. You’re trashing the brand
John Lewis you can do much better. PR girls wake up. You’re trashing the brand
Renegadedancer
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For such a slim woman she has the classic drinkers tummy. Her liver is crying out for a detox. As for the clothes, she doesn’t look good in any of them and does not inspire me in any way. In all seriousness, do you think anyone looks and thinks I must buy those because she advertised them. In the words of Toyah ‘ It’s a mystery 
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bunsofsteel
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Why does she limit all her comments?
It’s one of the most ugly dresses I’ve ever seen - absolutely gross!!
HelenaHandbasket
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She would never have bought one of those bags in her previous life - she was all about the Loewe Puzzle, Anya Hindmarch satchel etc.
And the stripper boots
so tacky and cheap looking.
Her kids must be cringing at what she's become!
And the stripper boots
so tacky and cheap looking.Her kids must be cringing at what she's become!
JulieScoobyDoo
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The stance in the picture her knackered mother friend has posted with Jon Bon Jovi is ludicrous. Everybody else in the line up is standing normally but she's there with her legs in a stupid wide apart pose, leaning forward. Looks deranged.
hayezmysteries
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Those stories showing the John Lewis clothes looks like she has just ordered a load of tat from shein…she has managed to make everything look cheap, tatty and dated.
GossipMongoose
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I think she started doing that after she released the column about her divorce and the family of the bloke she's shagging started leaving home truths on her posts.
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