Jo’s Unfiltered Life #8 Liar, liar, size 26 stretchy trousers on fire

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Oh she is so ditsy she forgot to check the half term dates so it turns out she will be taking her kid out of school for a holiday even though she had every intention of not doing that this year. “Ha hahah it’s oh so funny I may go to jail” whilst frantically gesticulating and talking at 100mph so we all think she is just so ditsy and this is so spontaneous and unrehearsed. 🙄

This was clearly planned and she just doesn’t have the guts to say, probably thought she would get away with it or pay a small fine. To be fair that’s probably what she will do this time round to, but it’s the bare faced bad lying, and acting that makes her look like an even bigger twit than usual.
 
Oh she is so ditsy she forgot to check the half term dates so it turns out she will be taking her kid out of school for a holiday even though she had every intention of not doing that this year. “Ha hahah it’s oh so funny I may go to jail” whilst frantically gesticulating and talking at 100mph so we all think she is just so ditsy and this is so spontaneous and unrehearsed. 🙄

This was clearly planned and she just doesn’t have the guts to say, probably thought she would get away with it or pay a small fine. To be fair that’s probably what she will do this time round to, but it’s the bare faced bad lying, and acting that makes her look like an even bigger twit than usual.

If she hadn’t done it constantly already I might believe her
 
So apart from whinging she has to get up early
She’s also hurting my eyes by posting pics of her in jeans and a bra 🤢🤢
 

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So apart from whinging she has to get up early
She’s also hurting my eyes by posting pics of her in jeans and a bra 🤢🤢
Could be worse she often posts the "naked behind a parcel" intro to her hauls 😳
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Which I see she has done with her latest Amazon haul of ugly clothes!

My pet hate which I see loads of influencers doing is the exaggerated movements & miming to the camera about pockets or the fit etc - Jess does it all the time 😡
 
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Well I’m just off to kill myself… I had Jo’s tiktok on pause and my daughter said ‘oh that looks like you!’ 😭😭 it was her in her oodie. I said it looks nothing like me! I am a white overweight woman (size 16/18) with blonde hair and glasses. She said ‘no just the face a bit’. So goodbye all, if it ain’t me that’s about to leave this earth, it’s my child 👻💀☠️
 
Well I’m just off to kill myself… I had Jo’s tiktok on pause and my daughter said ‘oh that looks like you!’ 😭😭 it was her in her oodie. I said it looks nothing like me! I am a white overweight woman (size 16/18) with blonde hair and glasses. She said ‘no just the face a bit’. So goodbye all, if it ain’t me that’s about to leave this earth, it’s my child 👻💀
Ground her until she leaves home and disinherit her from the family will 😂
 
Well I’m just off to kill myself… I had Jo’s tiktok on pause and my daughter said ‘oh that looks like you!’ 😭😭 it was her in her oodie. I said it looks nothing like me! I am a white overweight woman (size 16/18) with blonde hair and glasses. She said ‘no just the face a bit’. So goodbye all, if it ain’t me that’s about to leave this earth, it’s my child 👻💀
I think at this point I would put my head in a vice 😂😂😂😂
 
Haha her new sex toy advent Calender ad is super cringe. Wonder how many grands they paid her to do that 😂


Haven’t come across it yet, I’m sure I will, the tiktok algorithm is notoriously good at spying. I wish these adult toys company’s would consider who they give these kind of pr jobs to, the last person I want to have a mental image of masturbating or shagging is Jo and her fella 🤮

Also well done Jo, for further embarrassing your older son by putting money over his need not to get the piss taken out of him at school because of his mum’s “job”
 
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