Jordan Lipscombe #4

She looks bleeping terrible.
 

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She looks tired. She looked so much better and happier when she had her blonde bob than with black hair. I looove black hair (have blakc hair myself) but I feel like it ages her and makes her look tired meanwhile the blonde short bob gave so much more light to her face
 
This makes me so happy though .. i remember about a year ago she was live testing out a foundation and i asked like can you turn the filter off so we can see how it sits on texture? and someone made a remark of "why are you trolling she doesn't have texture" and i replied literally everyone has some sort of texture its completely normal!! So to see her looking unfiltered (to a certain extent) is a good reminder that what you see online is fake bullshit..

Sorry or the semi-rant but i have a daughter who im constantly preaching to that skin doesn't look like that in real life
 
Her vlog from her night away with Jake was awkward and it all seemed a bit forced

The way she speaks to Jake too gives me red flags - she seems to tell him what to do alot. He was using a telescope wrong and she was saying "don't give me the ick" - I mean joke or not it just sounded a bit patronising. Plus looking the way she does - who is she to talk about giving the ick? She doesn't leave the house and looks like that - serious ick vibes for me
 
Is anyone gonna question why they had not only a 24 pack of 7up but also if I think Pepsi max for like a two night ish stay 🥲🥲🥲. I feel like she just wasted money she didn’t even really explore they walked to the beach n that was it ngl I feel for a lodge like that you need to really appreciate every little aspect of it. They’re so boring
 
When will she understand that cool tone bright pink blush does not go with her orange fake tan? looks really odd, I won't even start on her hair line showing her real skin tone

Everyone eating her up in the comments saying how great her makeup is is truly concerning. Get your eyes checked 😭
 

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When will she understand that cool tone bright pink blush does not go with her orange fake tan? looks really odd, I won't even start on her hair line showing her real skin tone

Everyone eating her up in the comments saying how great her makeup is is truly concerning. Get your eyes checked 😭
This literally looks like one of those anime filters 😂
 
When will she understand that cool tone bright pink blush does not go with her orange fake tan? looks really odd, I won't even start on her hair line showing her real skin tone

Everyone eating her up in the comments saying how great her makeup is is truly concerning. Get your eyes checked 😭
At least she’s tried colour coordinating the cup with the blush:ROFLMAO:
 
literally thought this was a black person lol
As a black woman you’re being stupid now. She clearly is not a black woman. Have you seen a black woman?? ATP it’s just insulting. Black women are more than jsut a skin colour btw there’s features we have jordan can’t imitate. You can clearly tell she’s a white girl if anything possibly Mediterranean at a STRETCH. She does NOT look black. Black fishing and having a tanning dysmorphia is different. I’ve seen her w darker tan but please bffr now.
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^^ this isn’t me defending her atrocious skin colour choices because she is so questionable at times but this specific picture she clearly is not a black woman. I’m the first to be like eww the tan is too much but it’s becoming insulting. That picture is probs the lightest I’ve seen her so I’ll assume you’re tryna take the piss
 
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