Jordan Humphries aka jordanqradio

[abusyday]

Question is, what is she spending money on

The brows
Purple accessories
Taking the purple coat to the dry cleaners (?)
Tourquoise suits
Cathy Martins 50th birthday

 

[PeanutButterHead]

Question is, what is she spending money on

The brows
Purple accessories
Taking the purple coat to the dry cleaners (?)
Tourquoise suits
Cathy Martins 50th birthday

Takeaways every weekend
Boozy boujee date nights.

None of this saving for the wedding malarkey here. Daddy probably paying for the wedding! Honeymoon is in the Maldives isn’t it?!

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

A whirlwind romance
With her and Chef Ben
Desperate for marriage
But he’s into men
Trouble in paradise
Living beyond her means
If you don’t be careful
You’ll be eating toast and beans

 

[Cutthebull]

Was she with him for only a year when they got engaged or did they get engaged before a year? Either way that's madness, you don’t know someone properly after such a short time.

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Was she with him for only a year when they got engaged or did they get engaged before a year? Either way that's madness, you don’t know someone properly after such a short time.

They were together 7 months when they got engaged, and she had shacked up with him a few months into the relationship too

 

[hol20x]

I feel like she's desperate to get married off cos she's in her thirties now and he was just there so it was all very rushed. Wasn't she in a long term relationship before Ben?

 

[Cutthebull]

They were together 7 months when they got engaged, and she had shacked up with him a few months into the relationship too

Oh dear. You cannot possibly know someone in this time, you cannot have had enough life experiences with them to know how someone really is. Everyone is on their best behaviour for the first few months. I wish them well but this is too rushed.

 

[curtainsonthewall]

Oh dear. You cannot possibly know someone in this time, you cannot have had enough life experiences with them to know how someone really is. Everyone is on their best behaviour for the first few months. I wish them well but this is too rushed.

Auch he’s as desperate he was messaging my friend before Jordan and in love with her before they even met

 

[Justherefortittle]

Auch he’s as desperate he was messaging my friend before Jordan and in love with her before they even met

I would say your mate had a lucky escape

 

[curtainsonthewall]

I would say your mate had a lucky escape

Believe me she did very intense

 

[msmith2006]

I get the impression they're both very intense - why else would you move in + get engaged so quickly? it's a tad embarrassing

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Auch he’s as desperate he was messaging my friend before Jordan and in love with her before they even met

Omg stop it didn’t have him down as the type. Sounds like they’re well matched then. Also just to clarify, your friend is female?

 

[curtainsonthewall]

Come who’s gonna talk about the hen party. I take it bens mum is the one in the brown wig. ? Or is it Ben in drag

 

[hol20x]

Who the hell has their hen on a Sunday night?!

 

[msmith2006]

her outfit is woeful. she has no style to speak of

 

[hol20x]

I don’t know if she's a really odd shape or if she just has no clue how to dress herself.

 

[msmith2006]

she has a swimmers body. slim but broad shoulders

but she definitely doesn't know how to dress herself

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Have you ever seen a more underwhelming hen party?! Who’s she trying to convince more that it was SO MUCH FUN, us or herself?!

 

[coopdeloop]

I love that she had what looked like a nice, low key gathering with her pals. So much pressure to go abroad on big, extravagant trips - I thought her way of doing it was actually very nice.

 

[sensibility]

well, she's had to tighten her belt, hasn't she?