Jordan Humphries aka jordanqradio

[hol20x]

This makeup is awful! She looks like a ghost in the bottom right!

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

This makeup is awful! She looks like a ghost in the bottom right!

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Hahaha that is shocking looking also why does she always do that stupid mouth hanging open pose? Does she think she looks sexy or something? It’s cringey as fuck

 

[Countrydaisy_86]

I thought she looked better in the before pic.. the second she is so washed out and looks ill. Some makeup artist lol I would have done a bronzer let glowy look with her tan.. not washed out Victorian

 

[hol20x]

Her story about the soufflé the fake laughing and putting her head on Ben as if they have such a geg together

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Her story about the soufflé the fake laughing and putting her head on Ben as if they have such a geg together

CRINGE

 

[curtainsonthewall]

So fake

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

I can see where Jordan gets her ‘unique’ looks from now lol

 

[hol20x]

Did she seriously put a fake beard on and sit in the house with Bender watching Eurovision and drank so much that all she's done today is complain about her hangover? Nothing wrong with staying in but the fact that she's dressed up like a twat just to sit on the sofa.

 

[Rnttfl]

The things you have to do for your gay husband eh

 

[nohatehere]

A literal beard is actually insane! she is feeding into it at this point, she’s gotta be!! Either that or she’s totally cool with pegging him, good for her! Not for me but whatever works Jordy

 

[thereshegoesagain]

I mean, she looks shite both ways.

Thing is, I’ve known/followed her such a long time I KNEW when she was in her mental fitness era she’d turn round one day and preach the “I wasn’t healthy” mindset.

A Twat in school, a twat in (her brief stint as a born again Christian) uni, a twat in her makeup guru era, a twat in her fitness era, and a twat now.
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[AFlyOnYourWall]

I mean, she looks shite both ways.

Thing is, I’ve known/followed her such a long time I KNEW when she was in her mental fitness era she’d turn round one day and preach the “I wasn’t healthy” mindset.

A Twat in school, a twat in (her brief stint as a born again Christian) uni, a twat in her makeup guru era, a twat in her fitness era, and a twat now.
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A born-again Christian?! ok I need to know more about this SPILL

 

[hol20x]

Why doesn't she get off her phone and actually enjoy her trip to Paris instead of posting everything on her story as it happens?

 

[msmith2006]

what the actual fuck is she wearing at Disneyland?? the hun bun, the cargo shorts, bum bag and Disney tee? she looks like she's in The Wild Thornberry's ffs

my 66 year old Dad 100% has better style than her. even Big Bender looks more put together than she does

 

[qwertyuiu]

what even is that on her face? I bet Big Bender would have a smile on his with a sausage in hand…

 

[MaryLou32]

Anyone else find Big Benders smile creepy AF. It’s gives me chandler from friends vibes

 

[Miss_noseyparker67]

Yes! They both really need smiles that don’t look manic. Jordan reminds me of Princess from the Walking Dead...

 

[hol20x]

Yes! They both really need smiles that don’t look manic. Jordan reminds me of Princess from the Walking Dead...

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OMG double of each other!! How did I not see this at the time TWD was airing?

 

[MaryLou32]

She looks like she’s swallowed a coat hanger

 

[Faceleakage]

She looks like she’s swallowed a coat hanger

I’ve seen that look - i would swear she’s had botox for a gummy smile.