Jordan Humphries aka jordanqradio

[Never Impressed]

Do we think there will be a honeymoon baby

Can't make babies using the hole he likes.

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Can't make babies using the hole he likes.

Fucking hell ghats finished me off

 

[Never Impressed]

Fucking hell ghats finished me off

Coming from you fly

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Big bender will be coming home from Honeymoon with skin cancer
Has he never heard of suncream?!

 

[trafesa]

Bender has the dad bod to a tee

 

[Miss_noseyparker67]

Eeek.... that gold bikini looks pretty grim

 

[Never Impressed]

Eeek.... that gold bikini looks pretty grim

She has the oddest shape. Her shoulders are so wide. And because they are so wide, her book job sits so wide too. And that bikini is fucking awful.

 

[PeanutButterHead]

She has the oddest shape. Her shoulders are so wide. And because they are so wide, her book job sits so wide too. And that bikini is fucking awful.

It’s also cos she breathes in in every photo which just accentuates the angles.

 

[Cutthebull]

She has the oddest shape. Her shoulders are so wide. And because they are so wide, her book job sits so wide too. And that bikini is fucking awful.

I’m so late to the wedding party, I completely forgot about it and just caught up. Jesus that bikini is woeful. Her style is just awful but I have to say her wedding dress really suited her. Bravo to whoever steered her towards that. I didn’t like her hair but she did look lovely. He is as gay as a big gay thing.
Edited to say, Jesus I’ve just seen his sun burn. He’s burnt alive. She will have to look after his blisters.

 

[msmith2006]

I HAVE NEVER SEEN WORSE SWIMWEAR IN MY LIFE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK - I'm not joking I'm genuinely interested to know where she buys them from because even Primark sells nicer bits?!!?!?

 

[Never Impressed]

I HAVE NEVER SEEN WORSE SWIMWEAR IN MY LIFE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK - I'm not joking I'm genuinely interested to know where she buys them from because even Primark sells nicer bits?!!?!?

That looks like Boohoo/Missguided from about 5 yrs ago.

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Looks like even the honeymoon clothes were done on a budget. Her outfits and bikinis have been absolutely woeful she needs to size up for a start. Her areoles are creeping out of every bikini she’s worn

 

[Cutthebull]

I have never, ever seen a worse collection of swimwear in my life. It’s absolutely woeful, does nothing for her. Colour, shape, fabric, lack of style, it’s just all wrong.

 

[thereshegoesagain]

Where does she even find her clothes?

It’s not like she’s picking out trendy pieces she’s seen other influencers wear that don’t suit her, she just wears horrendously ugly things.

 

[msmith2006]

I've honestly never seen the like of it. I've been finding myself drifting off and genuinely feeling quite distressed at the fashion choices she's been making

I'd rather wear big bender's holiday wardrobe

 

[trafesa]

Feel a bit sorry for her after her last post. She clearly had her phone set up to take those selfies. I hope she doesn't regret this marriage

 

[Alexandra1990]

It really really makes me cringe when people (usually from Northern Ireland) try to “warn” others about tropical/foreign places.

Imagine having the worlds palest skin and being utterly shocked that you need lots of factor 50 on an island in the middle of the Indian Ocean. You don’t need to give anyone with a brain a heads up but thanks

 

[Cutthebull]

It really really makes me cringe when people (usually from Northern Ireland) try to “warn” others about tropical/foreign places.

Imagine having the worlds palest skin and being utterly shocked that you need lots of factor 50 on an island in the middle of the Indian Ocean. You don’t need to give anyone with a brain a heads up but thanks

The pair of them look absolutely roasted, especially him.

 

[Never Impressed]

Feel a bit sorry for her after her last post. She clearly had her phone set up to take those selfies. I hope she doesn't regret this marriage

The ones in the sea with her trying to stick her arse out? Yeah she tries so hard, makes me think she's not getting attention from him. Like you're in the Maldives, with your new husband, why are you uploading grid posts and doing 8 stories a day? I don't get it.

 

[hol20x]

The ones in the sea with her trying to stick her arse out? Yeah she tries so hard, makes me think she's not getting attention from him. Like you're in the Maldives, with your new husband, why are you uploading grid posts and doing 8 stories a day? I don't get it.

Wonder why she wouldn't be getting any attention from him...