Joe Wicks #12 He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!

[Mammy2021]

Aw poor wee Marley watering his little plants and Joe pans the camera away from him. Proper tosspot, he shouldn’t favour one child over the other. Wait till Dozie is preggers again, that’ll be interesting.

 

[Anotherdayanotherwalk]

So Marley gets a few seconds on screen and called a joker whilst Indie gets a whole compilation set to "isn't she wonderful". I felt embarrassed just watching I'm amazed that Dozie doesn't pull him up on it. Poor Marley's life must be really miserable being shoved out the way all the time.

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

This cheeky duck getting a Chelsea cake for his birthday when he hasn’t got a CLUE about footy


The 34-year-old from Epson, Surrey, responded: “The first memory that I’ve got of football is, I think it was 1995, the FA Cup final between Chelsea and Man United.

“My dad was going to do a bet for us and I was only little and he said ‘do you want blue or red?’ and I said ‘I want the blue team.’
“So that was the first day I became a Chelsea fan basically”

first of all joe, it was everton playing Man Utd not Chelsea

 

[keepyourpeace]

I can't believe he's only 36! Hes looking alot older lately

 

[Roxytoxin]

I just find that Joe stinks of privilege so bad, the amount of food he eats and shares, he just shows off so much, really sick of him, yeah eat a tit load on your special 36th birthday but why the constant need to overshare.

 

[Asparagus123]

Another ostentatious showing of food and drinks !!
He would drive me mad if I lived with him and the constant shouting “Indie” “Indie” Indie show me your costume change” “ Indie show me your costume change”

Just shouting it out all day Just shut the hell up please !!!

I find it rather strange his obsession on how Indie looks and what she’s wearing !! My husband wouldn’t comment the way he does and I would actually call him up on it if he did it’s odd !!

 

[Mammy2021]

The way he objectifies Indie as his pretty little Princess and the amount he overshares his house, it’s layout and their movements is a predator’s dream.

Objectifies little Indie like he objectifies his wife dozie Rosie. Does Rosie have any redeemable qualities other than looking pretty for Joe? There’s something not right about the carry on of him. Even the child looks tense when she’s sitting at the bar and he’s pointing the camera shouting at her to show her dress off. Rosie must be very dozie and thick if she doesn’t see what’s happening here.

 

[squatternutbosh]

I can see Indie rebelling against Joe’s helicopter parenting when she’s older and following Dozie Magdalene’s footsteps instead, becoming a pornstar glamour model like her mother, while poor Marley grows up resenting his parents and eldest sibling as the spare to the heir

 

[keepyourpeace]

Why not include Marley in your photo booth style photos Joe?

 

[Mammy2021]

Why not include Marley in your photo booth style photos Joe?

I was wondering the same. Poor wee Marley

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Why is Indie sat at a bar where alcohol is being served drinking a ‘ton ton’ surely this is questionable parenting

 

[Scragbags]

Why is Indie sat at a bar where alcohol is being served drinking a ‘ton ton’ surely this is questionable parenting

Not for saint joe. It's a party trick. He talks about it like its hilarious.

 

[PillowsofFluff]

Can't believe no one else commented that someone asked the Android question again on his Q&A

 

[Treesy19]

Marley is just the most delightful little boy. How can Joe not just immerse himself in the love that little boy wants to have with his Dad. Wonder if it’s a dad-son issue with him. Wake up Joe, just because your relationship with your Dad wasn’t swell doesn’t mean you ruin your own.

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

The pandemic has aged him. He looks rough with or without a hangover

 

[otterjess]

What a waste leaving all that food just sat out.

 

[keepyourpeace]

There's ALOT to take in from the stories this morning.

but i didn't think the ice bath could get more cringe but he's doing push-ups on it

also yes Joe we get you love your first born but filming her through a door way crack is just bleeping weird.
And it would be nice if you didn't leave it up to Indie to be loving to your son.

 

[Mammy2021]

There's ALOT to take in from the stories this morning.

but i didn't think the ice bath could get more cringe but he's doing push-ups on it

also yes Joe we get you love your first born but filming her through a door way crack is just bleeping weird.
And it would be nice if you didn't leave it up to Indie to be loving to your son.

You’re 100% - I think poor Indie feels uncomfortable sometimes when he’s got the camera in her face expecting her to perform. He’s all about lecturing us about taking time out of social media to be present with his family. I’m not a psychologist but is Indie being protective and extra affectionate to her brother and taking on a parenting role because she sees he doesn’t get any real attention - from Joe anyway. Marley seems to be craving attention the poor wee mite. The wife seems a bit thick. Something not right about it all from where i’m sitting.

 

[Brummiebird]

If they were ever to do an Inbetweeners reunion the could save a fortune by taking all Jay’s scenes straight from Joe’s Instastories

 

[Londonchick]

He’s just posted stories complaining about how hungover he is and how he’s glad he doesn’t drink very often.

Sorry, what now????