Joe Sugg #3 Joanne the scammers

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invisibleotter said:
Went on Joe's most recent vlog at chewed up Glen skipped the majority of it, as it just seemed so awkward, looked as if Dianne has really gotten fed up having the camera in her face. But had a gander through the comments and the minions think she is preggers again. View attachment 29228 qView attachment 29229 q

Do those kids realise Dianne starts Strictly is 2 weeks and has a tour next year, there is no way she is getting knocked up. Also if she, she wouldn't be getting in the hottub.

These kids really are delusional and invest far too much time trying to make Joe and Dianne a fairytale.
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These kids need to get a life! They're the worst thing about Joanne.

wrose587 said:
yeah it was properly awkward 😬 she was sick of him, shoving mint up her nose, farting on her again, throwing sticks at them and asking to play hide and seek? its got worse - beyond parody now. you could tell they were all trying to avoid being in the vlog and it was mostly joe gurning and laughing at himself alone in the camera. unsubbed from all of them now, ill probs tune back in for inevitable break up fallout.
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It's just getting boring now. He has basically become a daily vlogger and is running out of content.
 
wrose587 said:
yeah it was properly awkward 😬 she was sick of him, shoving mint up her nose, farting on her again, throwing sticks at them and asking to play hide and seek? its got worse - beyond parody now. you could tell they were all trying to avoid being in the vlog and it was mostly joe gurning and laughing at himself alone in the camera. unsubbed from all of them now, ill probs tune back in for inevitable break up fallout.
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I honestly didn’t think it could get any worse 😂 these so continue to surprise me with the way the act, no wonder everyone on the strictly tour was pissed off at them. It’s like they are 13 and experiencing their first ever relationship
 
Only watched snippets, but Dianne seemed to be purposely walking off camera on Joe or ignoring him. Really seemed like she was trying to give him the hint to put the camera down. When she was cooperating in the vlog she just seemed so tired and grumpy and maybe she is having a bit of burn out, but it certainly doesn't bodewell for the future.

Bet she is hoping that she gets a celebrity up north to get away from Joe and only have to spend a day a week being his puppet on his vlogs.
 
Joe Sugg has officially become the most embarrassing buttercream 😆
Did anyone watch his interview with TrueGeordie?
Could you actually imagine him doing that now 🤣
Would he be able to do it without his sidekick 😐 Brian would struggle to keep a straight face.
I remember thinking he must have laughed at Alfie and Zoe at the height of the “Zalfie” days.
Dianne and Joe are now the own brand “smartprice” Zalfie
 
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That most recent vlog with Di's bro and his girlfriend I straight up couldn't believe the cringe factor of Joes behaviour it was truly dire content.
The massive section of Joe counting magpies not once but like five times over and then explaining it all to Andrew was pathetic ! he honestly saw that in the edit and thought yea I'll keep this in, Why ???
Every video now is starting to look the same but the point where he told them let's play hide and seek I had to stop watching if he was entertaining her niece and nephew fine but they're adults and so is he, I'm seriously shocked by Joe and Zoe just lately they seem to be regressing I think on some level she's lucky that Alfie sticks around and Joes very bleeping lucky with Dianne full stop.
 
wrose587 said:
yeah it was properly awkward 😬 she was sick of him, shoving mint up her nose, farting on her again, throwing sticks at them and asking to play hide and seek? its got worse - beyond parody now. you could tell they were all trying to avoid being in the vlog and it was mostly joe gurning and laughing at himself alone in the camera. unsubbed from all of them now, ill probs tune back in for inevitable break up fallout.
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I felt very uncomfortable seeing Sugg pushing mint up her nostril. It reminded me of the time he piled up the bedding on DB when on tour, asking her about that riddle. It is a form of bullying.
 
HowLongOhLord said:
I felt very uncomfortable seeing Sugg pushing mint up her nostril. It reminded me of the time he piled up the bedding on DB when on tour, asking her about that riddle. It is a form of bullying.
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yes def. and the fact that he could first do it and not notice her being uncomfortable and how humiliating it looked and then watch it back and still be oblivious is really strange.
 
wrose587 said:
yes def. and the fact that he could first do it and not notice her being uncomfortable and how humiliating it looked and then watch it back and still be oblivious is really strange.
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The thing I find most uncomfortable about his vlogs are when he vlogs when they're in bed together. He knows he's giving the minions the content he wants but its uncomfy to watch.
 
Gem246 said:
The thing I find most uncomfortable about his vlogs are when he vlogs when they're in bed together. He knows he's giving the minions the content he wants but its uncomfy to watch.
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It's like teen boys do when they more than a kiss, they go back and tell all their mates about it, to show how manly they are. Difference is Joe is a grown man and does it on a public platform. In bed he always makes sure to show Dianne's bare shoulders or the bra of the lingerie she is wearing. It's a PG form of bragging, cause he doesn't want a red mark, he wants that ad revenue. It is sort of like he wants to prove that he is bleeping her. It's very uncomfortable especially when she is trying to pull the covers up, but Joe continues filming. But then again Dianne hasn't stopped him filming and does go along with it, so maybe Joe isn't totally to blame for the uncomfortable bed scenes. It doesn't make it any less cringey though.
 
invisibleotter said:
It's like teen boys do when they more than a kiss, they go back and tell all their mates about it, to show how manly they are. Difference is Joe is a grown man and does it on a public platform. In bed he always makes sure to show Dianne's bare shoulders or the bra of the lingerie she is wearing. It's a PG form of bragging, cause he doesn't want a red mark, he wants that ad revenue. It is sort of like he wants to prove that he is bleeping her. It's very uncomfortable especially when she is trying to pull the covers up, but Joe continues filming. But then again Dianne hasn't stopped him filming and does go along with it, so maybe Joe isn't totally to blame for the uncomfortable bed scenes. It doesn't make it any less cringey though.
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I think they are both on board for the filming in bed. They have to keep the minions happy. Nothing is sacred.
 
Alightened said:
Watching their lives is like Groundhog Day, you know what they are going to say, do etc. No new input.
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100% !!
And also have to question at what point does all this start to look creepy or weird - for example if where you live you saw people be it man or woman who were around 30yrs old playing on bikes and scooters and engaging this much with kids and teens you'd look out your window and let's be honest either think get a job or grow up or stop trying entertain the 12yr olds girls in the area .
I guess what I'm trying to say is teens should gravitate towards what other teens are doing not what 30yr olds are getting up to.
 
isla sorna said:
100% !!
And also have to question at what point does all this start to look creepy or weird - for example if where you live you saw people be it man or woman who were around 30yrs old playing on bikes and scooters and engaging this much with kids and teens you'd look out your window and let's be honest either think get a job or grow up or stop trying entertain the 12yr olds girls in the area .
I guess what I'm trying to say is teens should gravitate towards what other teens are doing not what 30yr olds are getting up to.
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I think the block joe lives in is full of youtubers tbh. The neighbours probably are used to them clowning around in lifts and such.
 
Youtubegossip said:
I think the block joe lives in is full of youtubers tbh. The neighbours probably are used to them clowning around in lifts and such.
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Ha !! oh definitely in that bubble but in the real world at what point age wise does appealing to a teen audience or even simply wanting to become a little bit . . . Weird/off/odd ???
On so many levels Joe and Dianne need to refine their content they aren't a pair of 18yr olds and teens shouldn't be their target audience to this extent now imo.
 
isla sorna said:
Ha !! oh definitely in that bubble but in the real world at what point age wise does appealing to a teen audience or even simply wanting to become a little bit . . . Weird/off/odd ???
On so many levels Joe and Dianne need to refine their content they aren't a pair of 18yr olds and teens shouldn't be their target audience to this extent now imo.
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Well I thought strictly would ‘adult’ him up a bit as he tried to crack mainstream. But he’s gone back to the days of when he used to share a place with Caspar except it’s now Dianne it seems
 
Youtubegossip said:
I think the block joe lives in is full of youtubers tbh. The neighbours probably are used to them clowning around in lifts and such.
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I remember Joe saying in a vlog last year, that his neighbours are all rich Arab, type families who only live their a few months a year so none really has to suffer them clowning about.

I know people call the rest of the butter cream gang, but at least they're trying to focus their time on other projects to get away from the Teen YouTube fandom scene.
I know people say, it seems like Joe never want's to hang out with the buttercream gang when Dianne's around, but maybe they don't want to hang around with people who act like teens in a first relationship and them themselves don't want to be branded as a kid/tweens entertainer anymore.

Also if the likes of Oli/Mikey were acting like Joanne have been for the last year, Joe would have spent 24/7 taking the piss out them to the point of them either breaking up with the girl or the girl breaking up with them.

I hope he realise how much he's changed before it's two late and Dianne's dumped him and he's got no one left to turn to apart from Zoe.
 
BDY_97 said:
I have noticed a lot of Stan accounts for Joanne have stopped talking about them over the last few weeks and have changed their username etc, wondering if people are now starting to see through them...
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They may well be the nitwits who did not understand that Pasquale is gay and trhe best kind of partner that Joanne could have hoped for.

Slightly off topic: it was sad to see Pasquale is taking up a 3 month contract in Belgium. I guess Strictly did not renew his contract, despite the fact that he was a backing dancer at Blackpool for Suggs' breakthrough, and featured in the HCTG tour.

mayjaymay5 said:
I remember Joe saying in a vlog last year, that his neighbours are all rich Arab, type families who only live their a few months a year so none really has to suffer them clowning about.
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It is certainly the impression he would like to give. :D I would think Arab families tend to prefer the West End.

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Also if the likes of Oli/Mikey were acting like Joanne have been for the last year, Joe would have spent 24/7 taking the piss out them to the point of them either breaking up with the girl or the girl breaking up with them.
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But Sugg still does this. It is just his targets are currently closer to home.

I hope he realise how much he's changed before it's two late and Dianne's dumped him and he's got no one left to turn to apart from Zoe.
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From what I have seen, prior to Strictly, Joe Sugg was rather like the bland types who tend to get elected Student Union President. i.e. they offend the least number of people. However, the real Joe Sugg has now unleashed himself and is not trying to impress by holding himself in reserve. What you see is what you get, and if Joanne crumbles, I would doubt if he could go into reverse. There may be more than a grain of truth that he might revert to roof thatching if things do not work out in Margrave, though doubtless as a Director, not as a thatcher proper.

Zoe would not be not the only one left. You forgot the [*insert adjective of choice*] Tom Syndicate ;)
 
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