Jodie Marsh and Fripps Farm #32 Where Healthy Animals Go to Die

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Congrats to Marge's Ghost for the winning thread title (I still can't tag you).

A brief recap but feel free to add more:

- Jodie/Fripps Farm are ill-prepared for the winter yet again, and the ground is already a muddy, grassless mess.
- Rufus raccoon died after becoming obese and incontinent thanks to Jodie not knowing how to look after animals. His autopsy results were never revealed.
- Wilf the lamb also died. Jodie is trying to convince her minions that he was poisoned by haters and trolls but there's absolutely zero evidence of this, despite Jodie having eleventy million cameras on her properteee. No autopsy results have been released and never will be.
-Jodie's super-amazing vets can never figure out why animals in her care keep dying anyway.
-Jodie tried to change the narrative around Wilf's death. Jodie laughed when Wilf made 'silly' faces after eating but many people pointed out he was actually in pain. Jodie is now saying that he only made the faces after getting injections. Luckily both Tattle and Fripps Farce have receipts to prove she's lying.
-Jodie actually did inform the police when pictures of her tacky eyesore of a front gate were posted on FB. The police - seemingly tired of her complaining - told her it was a difference of no opinion and no crime was committed.
-Jodie has been caught up in lies about Monkey World, the rescue she got Hope from (ASOS?) who proved they arrived at Fripps to check on Hope but Jodie said it never happened, another rescue who she claimed would take the lemurs in an emergency but who weren't aware of this, and Deer Aid said she's not a first responder for them.
-Hope was briefly walked on camera to prove some point or other, then quickly forgotten about.
-Jodie doesn't know how to use mud mats properly.
-Jodie is definitely going to move her home gym to her new house.
-Where are the Kaotic Nomad twats?
 
- She wants £15k from her cult followers for yet more mud mats.
- The local village appears to have been invaded by very tame foxes.
- She has 2 litters of kittens resulting in an avalanche of 30+ cat beds purchased from her Amazon wish list by her cult followers.
- A new horse called Domino arrived - last being seen entering the open cesspit she called a paddock - photos published by her Green Party friend could be mistaken as the 'before' photos showing animal neglect published by the RSPCA.
- We learned that 4 men are constantly stalking her and they live in a house with 20 other men!
- Despite her extensive CCTV coverage the only 'stalker' filmed was some random man walking his dog on a public footpath.
- An animal behaviourist expert with 30 years experience that nobody had ever heard of before concluded that Auschfripps inmates are living their best lives evah ❤❤❤ - turns out he is the brother of the photographer master photoshoper.
- You need 4 mud mats to cover 1 square meter, there are 14000 square metres in 3.45 acres. Jodie will need a further 56,000 mud mats to completely cover her land - that's 1600 pallet loads of mud mats at £1155 per pallet or £1,848,000. For less than the price of a cup of coffee...
 
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I watched Richard Osman & Marina Hyde's podcast yesterday, and they discussed (at length) Boris Johnson's career in the entertainment industry - talking about his comedy turns, lies and so on. For some reason Stan Boardman came to mind - I'd consider their entertainment value to be approximately equivalent (and to be clear, close to zero, if not of negative value; well past their prime).

Anyway, the conversation moves on to Naomi Campbell and the capability / suitability (or not) of celebs having a role in the charity industry. Here's the youtube link; it's chaptered and the relevant part of the discussion starts at around 38:30 minutes. There's an audio-only / podcast version, but I don't understand podcasts, so can't advise on how to find that. Needless to say, Richard & Marina know that real charity work is hard work and not something that anyone can do properly or successfully. Sample observation from Richard : "it is very very very hard to run a charity and it's not something for an amateur just to rock up and try and do". They also talk about how genuine charities work very hard to make the most of their funds and to use resources as wisely as possible.

I recommend the show that they do ("The Rest Is Entertainment" - two episodes per week) - but this most recent one ("Boris Johnson's Cash Dash") is relevant here, so please enjoy.
 
how many of these people are still around and are mates with jodie taken about 2yrs ago
i spot steff
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another belter
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ive also noticed she never wears the same "outfit"twice
obviously daddy has more money than sense
 

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how many of these people are still around and are mates with jodie taken about 2yrs ago
i spot steff
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another belter
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ive also noticed she never wears the same "outfit"twice
obviously daddy has more money than sense
Another time where everyone else is dressed normally and she’s dressed like a cartoon character. Literally everyone else is dressed casually in jeans and tops etc and she’s turns up looking like a deranged My Little Pony. She really does need AAAAALLLLLLLL the attention.
 
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