Jodie Marsh #7 Smelly farm, smelly minge, off to the pub to buy chips to binge!

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

bleeping hell, Claire might need to start getting her second tit out if Jodie is trying to make 100k from this. Put your back into it Claire FFS, do you want the pigs and ducks to just die or something?

 

[peteburnsreincarnated]

Claire looks dead, fake lesbo threesome on the bed, jodie unfortunately still brain dead, One last thing… Parges teeth look like a thoroughbred

 

[Pinkii]

bleeping hell, Claire might need to start getting her second tit out if Jodie is trying to make 100k from this. Put your back into it Claire FFS, do you want the pigs and ducks to just die or something?

This comment has finished me off

 

[Pinkpen 84]

Simon Cowell doesn’t even know who you are you silly moose

 

[simonsaysshutup]

I don’t think M&S an “old people’s” shop, they actually have gorgeous underwear. Nicer and classier than the crap Jodie wears anyway

 

[Pinkii]

I don’t think M&S an “old people’s” shop, they actually have gorgeous underwear. Nicer and classier than the crap Jodie wears anyway

Also she says ‘old’ like she is a young Pert 20 year old!

You’re nearly bloody 50 jodie which makes it even more cheap and tacky. Just cause you get weekly botox doesn’t mean you’re any less your age. Your eye wrinkles and jowls give you away Jodes!

 

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

The irony of it is, I am the same age as Jodie and have never had any Botox or tweaks or any aesthetics at all (apart from having my tits installed) and look way younger than her! Soz Jode.

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

Love how she starts off saying it’s such a small minority of people who have a problem…then proceeds to do a million talking stories about this tiny little minority of people who are barely worth even thinking about

Love how she ends it saying her and her friends are off to gossip about other people….she has such a kind heart hey not like us trolls

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Love how she starts off saying it’s such a small minority of people who have a problem…then proceeds to do a million talking stories about this tiny little minority of people who are barely worth even thinking about

Love how she ends it saying her and her friends are off to gossip about other people….she has such a kind heart hey not like us trolls

Oh no corpse features Claire is off to chat tit about us.

 

[now listen ere]

Stop being so vile and jealous is all I heard.

Also the hypocrisy people can do what they want with their own bodies she kept saying … she didn’t think that when other women were showing Billy the kid their body parts , did she !!

 

[We were on a break]

No one is jealous of that spud I mean if she looked like Gwen Stefanie or JLO I’d agree, but she’s as rough as they come with tragic eyebrows from the 90s and puffy face like she’s had an allergic reaction from something. And don’t get me started on Carl I mean Claire

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

Jodie - nobody is jealous of a fat, ugly talentless slag who flaps her big silly fake titties and diseased minge out because she's so desperate for attention.

There is NO COMPARISON WHATSOEVER between film stars getting nude and you posing in your smelly thong and fishnets so that old blind men can crack one off. You are an absolute bleeping joke, always have been, always will be.

 

[Vanillapumpkin]

Thread suggestion: 0800 FREE CLAIRE

0800 FREE CLAIRE CARRIE or whatever name she is going by when we get a new thread

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Thread suggestion: you put your left boob in right boob out in/out in/out be fake lesbians for clout

 

[Jackpumpkinhead]

Lol at our Jodes claiming people are jealous .
Of what?!! Let's get some perspective....

You're the same age as SHAKIRA ffs?!! (1 year difference actually, with Shakira being OLDER!! lol)
Let that sink in.
One is absolutely beautiful, successful, stunning figure, likeable, humble, and I've deffo been a bit jealous of her over the years lol....
The other is YOU Jodie.
A big fat pig who looks at least 10 years older than her actual age.
Still selling herself for pennies
Still stuck in the early 2000's
Face like a rubber halloween mask.
Very unlikeable
I could go on...

Face facts, your time is UP
You were only mildly successful in the first place because you were young, slim, and walked around everywhere bollock naked.
You never had "it".
Time to Concentrate on the animals and give it up with the glammmaa world!

Oh, and stop peddling this "everyone is jealous of me" narrative, cos I can assure you, while there's women like Shakira out there... Nobody is giving u a second glance .

Wind your neck in.

 

[Blowup80]

duck off Jodie you Glamma model bleeping has been. You are a loser who sponges off her Dad and thinks the whole world is jealous of ya tit tits and crap bleeping eyebrows. I'm more jealous of of ya bra for holding those massive wangers up, wish I had that strength!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Should I sort the new thread? I’m out of practice is the title the most votes on posts that say thread title suggestions or just the most votes on a post?

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Should I sort the new thread? I’m out of practice is the title the most votes on posts that say thread title suggestions or just the most votes on a post?

It's posts that say thread title. (Mines winning btw).

 

[alittlebitofthebubbly]

I don’t think M&S an “old people’s” shop, they actually have gorgeous underwear. Nicer and classier than the crap Jodie wears anyway

Why is she starting on M&S? What's her beef? I've been shopping in there for years and I've only just turn 40 lol. I like their coffee

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Why is she starting on M&S? What's here beef? I've been shopping in there for years and I've only just turn 40 lol. I like their coffee

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