Jodie Marsh #27 I'm a witch, got no lover, got no friends, got no brother

[dingdang]

duck me useless she’s got as much natural rhythm as kipper price, move over Jodes Ann Widdecombe has out danced you

god.. that was like watching paint dry
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duck me useless she’s got as much natural rhythm as kipper price, move over Jodes Ann Widdecombe has out danced you

Jokes… i’m off for a vigorous wank

 

[alittlebitofthebubbly]

I bet this isn't annoying at all.

 

[blackcatsarethebest]

I bet this isn't annoying at all.

Ever likely her neighbours have had enough

 

[sweeetcorn]

The Recognize the Incredible Work of Fripps Farm Animal Rescue petition has stalled at exactly 100 signatures. There are exactly 7 comments, all highlighting the farce, and with the last 3 comments all being from converted followers.

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Congratulations Billy. Best dad EVAH!!

 

[DCI Jack Logan]

The Recognize the Incredible Work of Fripps Farm Animal Rescue petition has stalled at exactly 100 signatures. There are exactly 7 comments, all highlighting the farce, and with the last 3 comments all being from converted followers.

Oh dear Jodes better get yourself into full victim mode and start ranting about all the VJT who wouldn’t EVA slag off (give sound helpful advice) to little old Mary and her anal farm but pick on you because you are thee Jodie Marsh and the only reason people hate you (try to help you) is because they want to be you or shag you.
Can someone please check on Jodie she seems quite unwell I’m very worried about her

 

[GenetAlias]

I bet this isn't annoying at all.

Those poor dogs. They have absolutely no life stuck in an enclosure. Didn't she do the same to Paxton? Dogs like this need constant work and stimulation. Jodie just sits on her arse trolling anyone who may have a mind and opinion of their own.
Those dogs are going to become increasingly frustrated as the weather warms up.

 

[Opinionated]

The All Star Talent Show

God shes as stiff as a corpse. No wonder Billy liked her

 

[Dogrose29]

Hard to believe she was once a lap dancer earning thousands a week, or so she said.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Has she been declared as a tit shag? (like her mate Kipper/Jordan) I can imagine she just does a few Sid James faces and lapdancing poses and that’s it.

 

[Olivia3]

Those poor dogs. They have absolutely no life stuck in an enclosure. Didn't she do the same to Paxton? Dogs like this need constant work and stimulation. Jodie just sits on her arse trolling anyone who may have a mind and opinion of their own.
Those dogs are going to become increasingly frustrated as the weather warms up.

Yes, the weather is expected to heat up next week, they both have thick coats. Hope always looks particularly depressed/bored to me They're beautiful dogs who deserve more than being stuck in a cage. ETA..Apparently Hope prefers to be outside and Grace would be a threat to the animals..anyone who asks a reasonable question just get jumped or a sarcastic response..it is NORMAL for people to ask questions.

 

[sweeetcorn]

Has she been declared as a tit shag? (like her mate Kipper/Jordan) I can imagine she just does a few Sid James faces and lapdancing poses and that’s it.

She's the best evah! shag don't you know.

SEX WITH MY JODIE SIZZLED ..TILL SHE GOT TOO SOZZLED

Dave, 28, said: "She cultivates this image of being a man-eating sex kitten but she could barely last 20 minutes between the sheets because she was always too p***ed.

"I can't believe I was so stupid and naive ever to get involved with that car-crash of a girl in the first place."

I was late to the party re Dave Doyle; I never figured out for sure why mushers referred to him as "Daue", but I always assumed that it was because of bad tattoos.

 

[Original SoulMate Kyle]

Something like that. She got his name tattooed on her hand, but the V looked more like a U.

 

[GenetAlias]

Yes, the weather is expected to heat up next week, they both have thick coats. Hope always looks particularly depressed/bored to me They're beautiful dogs who deserve more than being stuck in a cage. ETA..Apparently Hope prefers to be outside and Grace would be a threat to the animals..anyone who asks a reasonable question just get jumped or a sarcastic response..it is NORMAL for people to ask questions.

Feed time appears to be all they have to look forward to. It wouldn’t surprise me if fights occur between the dogs.
Encouraging Hayley to howl is obviously them being antagonist towards the neighbours.

 

[Marge’s Ghost]

Something like that. She got his name tattooed on her hand, but the V looked more like a U.

It was exactly this

 

[Olivia3]

Feed time appears to be all they have to look forward to. It wouldn’t surprise me if fights occur between the dogs.
Encouraging Hayley to howl is obviously them being antagonist towards the neighbours.

Yes it does, have you seen the Shetlands, Goats etc feeding on bush pickings , no grass whatsoever in the paddock and no rotation, no foraging

 

[GenetAlias]

Yes it does, have you seen the Shetlands, Goats etc feeding on bush pickings , no grass whatsoever in the paddock and no rotation, no foraging

TBH I have had a while off looking since the doxing which just was just shocking. I really hope those ladies have made UDC aware.
I've said it before, but this has to be one of the most expensive "rescues" to run evah! If she had bought a propertee with more land that suited her plans and the animal's needs she would have pasture now and not be begging for hay and straw.

 

[Olivia3]

TBH I have had a while off looking since the doxing which just was just shocking. I really hope those ladies have made UDC aware.
I've said it before, but this has to be one of the most expensive "rescues" to run evah! If she had bought a propertee with more land that suited her plans and the animal's needs she would have pasture now and not be begging for hay and straw.

Yes, I've only gone back to look today, I can't stand the comments, the doxxing and I knew the SM posts/stories would be spun, I don't want to give up but a break for a few days is good.

 

[Raggamuffin]

Has she been declared as a tit shag? (like her mate Kipper/Jordan) I can imagine she just does a few Sid James faces and lapdancing poses and that’s it.

Billy said she was boring in bed... cue 20 mins childish rant about how he was the boring one. That was before she started the necro pedalo rants.
Many congrats to Billy. I wish him all the best in life!!

 

[sweeetcorn]

She only pretends to be interested in sex in the first place because she figured out that it was a way to entrap men into being around her so that she feels less lonely. On Big Brother she talked about sex the way that Jay does in Inbetweeners.