Jodie Marsh #16 Free Pam, Free Gez No more Claire to pretend she's a lez...

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Jodie was going to offer assistance to a run over stag. What was she going to do administer kisses and cuddles?
 

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Lalalalaaaaaa85 said:
Do the police send firearm officers out for injured wildlife?? Maybe they do but seems almost a waste of resource
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I was wondering the same. The normal police don't carry guns so they would have had to request a fire arms response unit, surely a better use of funds and manpower would be to call an emergency vet, who also has the experience of euthanising an animal quickly and safely, can't imagine the police do a whole lot of training in that so could potentially have made its suffering worse.
 
Lucyxxxx said:
You forgot necrophile survivor.
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Thanks, Lucy. I think that I can blame it on the trauma of that bleeping blue plaque, which I think that I have just got over. Regarding which, my thoughts :

Her friends hangers-on recognise that she's a self-obsessed lazy tit. For a laugh, they cooked up a plan to make a pisstake momento that (a) flatters her by implying that she is a multi-talented person who has achieved things in ther life (b) at the same time highlights the lack of direction in her life and inability to stick to anything. Some good natured criticism that she can reflect upon and learn from.

But she is so bleeping stupid that would rather be made fun of in public than be ignored, so she shares the image for others to laugh at her. This is exactly what Ricky Gervais and so many others picked up on regarding "reality TV", that there are people who confuse a camera being pointed at them with being liked. I can still barely wrap my head around this, because she's always made such a fuss about wanting to be taken seriously.

Nah, I've decided that I still haven't got over that shite.
 
alittlebitofthebubbly said:
Jodie was going to offer assistance to a run over stag. What was she going to do administer kisses and cuddles?
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Traditionally (myth) the person who arrives next after a Deer has been hit can claim it. I read the man’s comment about her being Vegan as a sarcastic one. Intimating he thought she was stopping to claim the Venison. Which I thought was quite amusing.
 
Hello you bunch of cuntsssss!!
I'm just catching up as had a few other things going on in real life ( as we do 🙄) Sooo... I promise I'll read the previous 89 threads BUT... In the meantime can anyone give me a quick recap ( please 🙏) .. Ta very much
 
kurtCobainsguitar said:
Hello you bunch of cuntsssss!!
I'm just catching up as had a few other things going on in real life ( as we do 🙄) Sooo... I promise I'll read the previous 89 threads BUT... In the meantime can anyone give me a quick recap ( please 🙏) .. Ta very much
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short version; Jodie’s still has delusions of grandeur. the tv show YouTube series is a flop to the point Jodie didn’t even promote the last video, Paxtons been binned off to another rescue, Gerald is living on house arrest tethered in one place, Kols dead & another lamb Marcel is MIA, there’s a daddy emoo with babies living in a heras fencing pen, if they’re lucky they sometimes have a tatty tarpaulin for shelter, most of the time they don’t, a double digit number of cats are living in one room but it’s ok cause they have a cat flap to a magical outside area with trees for them to climb but no one is allowed to see this area, OF content seems to have sadly come to an indefinite end, Marks still hanging around for unknown reasons, Claire’s still gone for unknown reasons(but it’s VERY serious & Jodie doesn’t want to go into it, police are likely involved).

I think that covers the basics🤔
 
TheRealGretchen said:
Traditionally (myth) the person who arrives next after a Deer has been hit can claim it. I read the man’s comment about her being Vegan as a sarcastic one. Intimating he thought she was stopping to claim the Venison. Which I thought was quite amusing.
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Ooh I see. She'll serve it up for all her dad and her 1 friend. Most amazing roast evah!!

Sharron Needles said:
short version; Jodie’s still has delusions of grandeur. the tv show YouTube series is a flop to the point Jodie didn’t even promote the last video
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She even has an extra episode released last night and hasn't bothered promoting it. I can't even be bothered to watch it. I'm sure it's tit.
 
alittlebitofthebubbly said:
Ooh I see. She'll serve it up for all her dad and her 1 friend. Most amazing roast evah!!


She even has an extra episode released last night and hasn't bothered promoting it. I can't even be bothered to watch it. I'm sure it's tit.
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I took one for the team and watched it. It's more rambling nonsense. Nothing ties together at all. Although she did move a parrot from a tiny cage to a slightly less tiny cage. Myself and my OH recently celebrated a year together and I made a video about it for social media with photos from the last twelve months. In two and a half minutes I was able to tell our story in chronological order. Jodie can't even put a day in chronological order. It looks like she's just picking whatever random footage she finds on her phone.
 
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