Jodie Marsh #12 Auschfripps

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alittlebitofthebubbly said:
She's such a pick me girl.
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Jesus I wish she'd put the rooks down. Why's she holding it. When I've rescued birds before I put it in a box. Not hug it and shout repeatedly in its face "are you okay? Are you okay?"

Her face is glitching again. Where does she get the money to keep getting personalised tops made.
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She makes out she's having them all made bespoke, especially for her. Reality is, on ebay you can buy a personalised top or whatever for a few quid.
 
Minty_socks said:
I know I've said it before but I still laugh thinking about all those bloody Christmas trains and trees in every room, again, completely over the top. You wouldn't be able to move in her house for all the bastarding tat!
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When I wake up in the middle of the nights sweating cobs about what she’s doing in that back garden I come back to the fact that this too is one of her mad, obsessive frenzy events and it won’t last forever.

Piercings

Tattoos

Elvis

Billy, fiddler of the dead

The Jam

Christmas Decs

The Diner

She goes full on in whatever takes her fancy. Overboard. 100 miles an hour.

Gets bored. Chooses another obsession.

Sooner this one ends the better.
 
Jumbojet1251 said:
When I wake up in the middle of the nights sweating cobs about what she’s doing in that back garden I come back to the fact that this too is one of her mad, obsessive frenzy events and it won’t last forever.

Piercings

Tattoos

Elvis

Billy, fiddler of the dead

The Jam

Christmas Decs

The Diner

She goes full on in whatever takes her fancy. Overboard. 100 miles an hour.

Gets bored. Chooses another obsession.

Sooner this one ends the better.
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I shudder to think what she'll latch onto next.
 
alittlebitofthebubbly said:
I've never seen a rescue where the owner is in practically every video and photo. The rest of the staff have brooms and things in their hands they haven't got time to kiss the pets.
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When Mabel is tonguing her Jodie is looking straight into the camera like it's such a flex for an animal to do that to you. My adopted kitten did that when we first got him, he still tries but I gently push him away.
 
Sriracha_on_everything said:
When Mabel is tonguing her Jodie is looking straight into the camera like it's such a flex for an animal to do that to you. My adopted kitten did that when we first got him, he still tries but I gently push him away.
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My cat tries to stick his head in your mouth if you open it in front of him. Obviously we have normal relationships with our pets so we refrain from snogging him.
 
Stripper Vicar said:
My brat of a cat wanted to come to the toilet with me this morning and i said no, she scratched the carpet up outside the door 🤦🏼‍♀️ Just imagine if all her animals tried that on her 🤣 But then she probably shits outside like they do and she rarely baths so i’m sure she is grand
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She keeps all her cats looked in a room so they've probably never seen the rest of her house
 
Stripper Vicar said:
My brat of a cat wanted to come to the toilet with me this morning and i said no, she scratched the carpet up outside the door 🤦🏼‍♀️ Just imagine if all her animals tried that on her 🤣 But then she probably shits outside like they do and she rarely baths so i’m sure she is grand
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One of mine sees me go towards the toilet and climbs on the back of the seat. I'm there trying to do my business and I've got this big furry back purring against me wtf? 😂😂😂
 
Lucyxxxx said:
One of mine sees me go towards the toilet and climbs on the back of the seat. I'm there trying to do my business and I've got this big furry back purring against me wtf? 😂😂😂
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Mine tries to race me to the loo and I nearly trip on her. Or if I close the close the door she will prise it open. I heard cats and dogs are social toileters. They like someone to keep watch when they go so they think we want to same so when they come to the loo they are protecting us 😻
 
alittlebitofthebubbly said:
Set the farm up on her own. Forgot to mention Billy. Only just took on staff 2 months ago? She's had a teams page on her website for ages.

"Ms Marsh, who is based in Essex, said she approached the owner of Suffolk dog training centre, Darren Debenham, about raising funds for the farm. "

Beg, beg, beg, beg.
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OK, billy cheated, but that doesn't diminish what he did for her vanity project. She happily posted videos of him building and painting. She can't handle someone got bored of her in her hostile environment where you need to sign over your personality and soul in return for her to make you into what she wants.
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Lucyxxxx said:
One of mine sees me go towards the toilet and climbs on the back of the seat. I'm there trying to do my business and I've got this big furry back purring against me wtf? 😂😂😂
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Mine jump onto the edge of the bath and try to creep along at great difficulty. When I blow bubbles they go mad!
 
No peace for the wicked. Mine obviously think I’m their technical Mother. Five out of seven here
 

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alittlebitofthebubbly said:
Mine tries to race me to the loo and I nearly trip on her. Or if I close the close the door she will prise it open. I heard cats and dogs are social toileters. They like someone to keep watch when they go so they think we want to same so when they come to the loo they are protecting us 😻
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My dog gets really pissed off when we close the bathroom door. When she was a tiny pup we tended to keep the bathroom door open if either of us were in alone so we could keep an eye on her but now she sniffs about at the door until it opens then launches herself at us. We had a puppy pad in the bathroom and I would often have a synchronised pee with the pup. I also have to shut the door before I start running the bath otherwise she’ll keep trying to run in and cry when she realises she’s not getting a bath.
 
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