Joanne Marie Cronin #5 Boobs around waist, no fashion taste, now anti-waste, seems a bit spaced

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Why doesn’t she go get herself a job in retail since she’s such a fashionista, she’d know all about the value of a hard days work then.
Imagine walking into Zara or NewLook or the likes and being greeted by a frizzy haired ,lipstick on the teeth Jojo asking if you want to peruse their Dolly Shoe section😅

‘These Dolly shoes are 20e a pair or special offer 3 pairs for 65e’ #QuickMath.
 
Her mam had a fall while walking and broke her hip and is in hospital. She is doing ok and joanne has found that her mam's casuality can be used to her advantage.

Breaking news - Joanne will have a LIVE, yes a LIVE Thurs 7pm. Not on crystals but as the xtra-special influencer she is, she wants content suggestions followed by a poll to choose the 30 min waffle on (im sure she will ignore the result).
 
Mrs. Thursday said:
Her mam had a fall while walking and broke her hip and is in hospital. She is doing ok and joanne has found that her mam's casuality can be used to her advantage.

Breaking news - Joanne will have a LIVE, yes a LIVE Thurs 7pm. Not on crystals but as the xtra-special influencer she is, she wants content suggestions followed by a poll to choose the 30 min waffle on (im sure she will ignore the result).
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Was just coming to say this 😂😂 so what do we want it about folks?
 
So, no crystal live because she's still unprepared. Go figure, why then push the narrative months ago that she was super informed and sparkly rocks had changed her life? This live if it happens will be the usual awkward mess, she'll get questions she won't answer and if she does no doubt will dig a big hole for herself and a week or two later will come back with another video about taking time out to learn from her mistakes. I don't know why she does it to herself, anyone tuning in will only be there to catch her out and watch the train crash. Sometimes I feel sorry for her but then I remember what an arrogant entitled overgrown 6 year old she is and don't
And another thing I hope they take the Christmas decorations down before the mother is discharged, no doubt she'll be met at the door with takeaway boxes and not a clean spoon in the house. Get off you're lazy arse Joanne 😴
 
Mrs. Thursday said:
Her mam had a fall while walking and broke her hip and is in hospital. She is doing ok and joanne has found that her mam's casuality can be used to her advantage.

Breaking news - Joanne will have a LIVE, yes a LIVE Thurs 7pm. Not on crystals but as the xtra-special influencer she is, she wants content suggestions followed by a poll to choose the 30 min waffle on (im sure she will ignore the result).
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Aw thanks, the poor mother
 
We should all do like JoJo and ignore the fact she said ‘not crystals’ and put it in the suggestion box 😂😂 Like why bother do the lives if you’ve got nothing to talk about 🤯 even some of the bigger Instagram pages struggle to get many to watch their lives!! She fails to see it’s just people taking the piss outta her!
 
Bonbon76 said:
Who would have the ego to think that anyone would want to watch them talk for half an hour without a particular specialism? What is she qualified to talk about exactly?
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Yep you would think if her mum is apparently getting home on Friday that Joanne would be flat out prepping the house on Thursday for her, getting the food shop in, maybe making a start on getting the Xmas decorations down, instead of concerning herself with an insta live on an unspecified topic!
I feel so sorry for her mum, lord knows what she will be coming home to on Friday.
 
I mean how difficult is it to pull down stringy bits of tinsel dotted around the place? Actually knowing Joanne she'd probably pull the house down on top of her, maybe its best they're left in place until mother is fully recovered. I'm still horrified at the reel of her kicking the boot flying across the living room, if that happened in my house there would be bleeping ructions, same goes for a grown adult throwing themselves onto a couch. No wonder they haven't redecorated probably waiting until she moves out. I'm telling you I wouldn't have that carryon in my home. I wouldn't and my standards aren't particularly high. Sorry for the rant but I wouldn't and I also wouldn't stand for an adult living their life like this under my roof. Not a fecking chance. Right I'm finished now 😂
 
Suggestions for her live:

How to style plaits up or down
How to repair an interior wall that has been damaged due to flying boots
How to take down and store Xmas decorations
How to cook chicken
How to use an empty cup as a prop
How to get away with drinking a branded beverage on the premises of an entirely different business, while ordering nothing off their menu
How to expertly cut off the top off your head and from the knee down in reels/photos that are intended to show off an entire outfit
How to ask people for money to say ‘hello’ to them

There you go Jojo😁
 
My request for her live is for Joanne to talk about where she headed in life, if she thinks she is going to "start her own business" I'm interested to hear about what flash of genius has been inspired by her lying around her house unemployed for the last couple of years.
What's the product Joanne? The service? Does she really think her dressing up in her old clothes and jumping about her house/yard like a massive eejit is going to translate into profit? The only thing she is succeeding in is being ridiculed.

It's been said before and it will be said again, someone needs to stage an intervention on this one, she doesn't grasp that she's a grown woman and it's time for her to start acting like it, her mum will need a lot of help over the next number of months and I honestly don't think self absorbed Joanne is fit to deal with it.
 
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