Larby’s Glossary (otherwise known as a Tosser’s Thesaurus)
Shooting a campaign =
bleeping some items on a table and taking a pic from above. Then claim you’ve done a hard day’s work
Commissioned = Bought something local
Skin-drobe = Skin-dgarment
Impromptu break = Electricity got turned off/Contracted Covid/Lay low for a bit after another controversy
Gallery wall = Pictures
I eat lots of fruit and veg = Tomato off a cardboard pizza
Solo size pizzas = Wee pizza
Water rich foods = cucumber
Vegan lifestyle = Eating cheese, buying leather boots and harassing cattle
Time-teller = clock
Emshelx, Shaunalindsay, Bonnierakhit, Sineadcrowe, Rosalindlipsett, Sarah_Godfrey_ = Engagement Pod of Boredom. Like Hotel California; You can check-out any time you like, But you can never leave. As part of pod you must very reluctantly comment on inane posts day after day like living in purgatory. Everyone secretly hates each other.
Photo dump = pictures face-tuned, photoshopped and filtered to
duck
Staple = definitely not a regular occurrence and only used once or twice
Swipe up to see product = Russian roulette if you actually see the correct product. Out of stock, wrong product, wrong size
Eco-aware = I break down all the boxes
from fast fashion companies before putting them in the bin
Manifest = Be too lazy to actually make things happen
Popped = Posted
Transitional war-drobe = Fast fashion that hasn’t been worn yet
Laura Napes = Larby
Sarah Hef = Larby
LarbyFit = Larby (Failed venture)
HighRiseToHouse = Larby
Stormthehuskypom = Larby
Glamfamcosmetics = Larby (Failed venture)
Enchantbyjl = Larby (Failed venture)
This is the way with Larby. Will blow with the wind depending on which product is being given to her. She’ll be back promoting CBD again after not mentioning it for weeks. The cycle continues.
