Joanne Larby #8 Catfish, blackfish, lips like a trout fish

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and Joanne, a “curated feed is not inauthentic” is a correct statement but is sure as hell does not apply to here. Authentic means genuine. Claiming to be busy making organic content and share body positivity and living the cottage core lifestyle (she tags this now #cottagecore) is not authentic to those images if it’s photoshopped or body-negative or flaunting designer purchases. Every single Instagram account ever is curated because no one posts everything in their camera.

to be clear - the dislike of what she does is not because she throws on a filter to make the sky more blue. It’s the deceit and the lies, the contradictions and taking a lifestyle on to be her own just because it’s trendy. Besides living in the country none of these tags she uses actually go with what she posts.
#cottagecore
#animalfriendly
#countryliving
#aestheticfeed
#parisianvintage
#90sstyle
#thesimplelife
 
She really is at odds with having a public profile. She absolutely hates anything or anyone who is critical or disinterested in her bullshit and continues to engage in defending herself with these negative clap backs. Who is she actually talking to? Does she receive negative DM’s/comments? Or is it all tattle related? She has a low opinion of people thinking she has to explain content ffs. We all know exactly what it is love, we’re currently spending hours a day consuming it in lockdown, we’re just more discerning on what we consider worth our time

‘A business prospective’ mmmmmm kay


Omg this is SO TRUE!! who is she talking to????
Is it us here on tattle, having our own conversations, not even engaging with her directly or is it whoever messages her privately. If it is private DMs etc. they're must be a tonne of them to warrent her putting up these dramatic, self indulgent, condescending posts. It couldn't be towards us because why on earth would she spend her time on us, gearing her organic, curated content towards tattle.life users.
Who you talking to Jo hmmmmm?!
 
she says shes living in her sacred real life but she’s on Instagram commenting on her comments every 30 minutes.

she’s still sharing everything - you know when it’s package or post day because all the PR drops are shared. We see Adam stroking her feet. She shares the lane or the road or the sea every day. We know where every item in her house is from. She hasn’t got much to share because no one can travel or get together, and because of all the bridges she’s burned.

and the “not talking shite” bit with {zero hate} to other influencers... FFS Joanne, the only time she talks IS to talk shite about products she is paid to promote. Back in college when I followed her for genuine interest I found her camera chats the most interesting and real part about her page. Obviously it’s her page she can talk or not but it’s pretty strange considering everyone else with a podcast actually chats on their actual page when it’s not necessarily scripted.

yes yes, she’s entitled to her opinion, and if I don’t like her I don’t have to look at her page. Well this is my opinion and I come to Instagram for entertainment and man let me tell you - watching her is like watching a train wreck. I can’t take my eyes off it.
Yep totally agree with everything you said. I wonder though is her recent reluctance to come on talk to camera and do lives etc because she cannot filter and edit those and then we get to see the real Joanne not the filtered to duck Michael Jackson look alike we usually get 🤔
 
Yep totally agree with everything you said. I wonder though is her recent reluctance to come on talk to camera and do lives etc because she cannot filter and edit those and then we get to see the real Joanne not the filtered to duck Michael Jackson look alike we usually get 🤔

Yeah last time we saw the REAL Joanne in a video she looked nothing like her instagram grid. Doesn't really gel with the "curated content creation" to be throwing her human looking face on a live these days.
 

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she says shes living in her sacred real life but she’s on Instagram commenting on her comments every 30 minutes.

she’s still sharing everything - you know when it’s package or post day because all the PR drops are shared. We see Adam stroking her feet. She shares the lane or the road or the sea every day. We know where every item in her house is from. She hasn’t got much to share because no one can travel or get together, and because of all the bridges she’s burned.

and the “not talking shite” bit with {zero hate} to other influencers... FFS Joanne, the only time she talks IS to talk shite about products she is paid to promote. Back in college when I followed her for genuine interest I found her camera chats the most interesting and real part about her page. Obviously it’s her page she can talk or not but it’s pretty strange considering everyone else with a podcast actually chats on their actual page when it’s not necessarily scripted.

yes yes, she’s entitled to her opinion, and if I don’t like her I don’t have to look at her page. Well this is my opinion and I come to Instagram for entertainment and man let me tell you - watching her is like watching a train wreck. I can’t take my eyes off it.
Yes to all of this! 👏💯
 
The comments say it all really, the white bedsheet post is just the usual gang not one actual follower. So who exactly is her curated feed for ? I’d be curious to see how much traffic she actually gets on her AF* personally I don’t follow her and would never click a link even if it the shite was free.
 
Shirt of dreams? I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’ve never dreamed about trying a waistband around my bust.

Just look at the professional image and the proportions of where everything sits, and then look at Muffy with the belt tied around “the twins”.

She’s a bomb site.
 

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Shirt of dreams? I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’ve never dreamed about trying a waistband around my bust.

Just look at the professional image and the proportions of where everything sits, and then look at Muffy with the belt tied around “the twins”.

She’s a bomb site.

She looks like she's in a straight jacket! How can she think that looks good?? The tie should be down around her waist.
 
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