Joanne Larby #8 Catfish, blackfish, lips like a trout fish

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
1
lalakala said:
alright I’ll do as the people wish! These are all my opinions of course. I feel so strongly as I was a young college student into fitness and followed her back in the day. I lost of my confidence and compared myself to what I saw online and I developed an eating disorder and lost 30 lbs in a year. There’s much more awareness now, but what she did affected me. Her lying about her size and her photoshop use affected me. Of course, my eating disorder wasnt larbys “fault” but she sold a lifestyle and body that were not attainable or real.

she photoshops herself beyond recognition. she lies about her size.
she does this while claiming to be body positive. I’m beating a dead horse here perhaps but she’s an insult to the body positivity movement.

she entered a bikini fitness comp and shared her incredibly restrictive diet and gym regime, she didn’t end up doing it in the end.

she denied using tan, then was found to be using tanning beds while claiming to be naturally sallow. she then signed on to advertise for BPerfect and some other tans and quickly changed her tune. she alluded to her father (who was not part of her life) being dark skinned. this was cleared up as being false by her own brother, who said their father is a white Irish dude.

she used the African skin tone emoji with her photos. This is unacceptable and NOT politically correct. She also figuratively darkens her skin with filters to be darker than Beyoncé (see my previous post of these side by side pics). This is unacceptable

she also used to deny lip fillers which we all know to be a lie.

this is sticky- but instead of filing against her ex for claimed abuse, she took to social media,. If the abuse is real, plastering it on social media belittles the abuse and makes it seem gossip-y. If the abuse was not real that is a whole other issue. I lean towards always believing claims of abuse, but her buckets of lies make me question anything she says.

I consider this a blunder - see my previous post about how she has spent over 100k euro in the last 8 years on designer handbags and shoes, that is, assuming they are all real (as she claims, or at least gives the impression they are).

she recently claimed she would wean off using filters on Instagram. That clearly hasn’t happened.

she claims To empower other women. Where was she when any other blogger came out with a new product? She has never applauded or promoted anyone other than herself.

besides no visible community around her, she seems to have blundered every relationship. James Patrice, Caroline, other bloggers... and now seemingly her own family. It’s quite sad.

she has a pattern of creating giveaways and never choosing a winner. We all know this.

It’s also a blunder to put a gloss over everything. Calling herself a teacher - yes she taught at a preschool but that’s not the same as going to college for an educational degree. I’m sure she’ll be calling herself an interior designer after this certificate from Groupon too.

Someone else mentioned it so I’ll say it again - she has a thesaurus use of colours and other vocabulary. Yesterday she said she was “besotted with botanical tablescape”. Could she BE more pretentious?

and the biggest blunder of all - the big fat lies. never acknowledging what she’s done wrong. we see you Jo, and your little dog too. (Who is from a breeder might I add)
Click to expand...

And the “Arctic” trek to a holiday camp in Finland that’s only an hour flight from Helsinki while trying to give the impression she’s reached the North Pole. Oh, and she only stayed out camping for one night.

Geniegeen said:
So her sponsors obviously require content so no rest for the wicked , if you go on to the dr oetk page. They have a post of her mug up , it had one comment , wonder if they delete comments too ?
Click to expand...
Haha her cardboard pizza sponsorship. Interesting that a certain someone is absent from commenting on her latest post....
#whereislauranapes?
 
Last edited:
Ok been thinking about this and the lengths she went to , creating profiles , robbing some poor feckers pic, and buying just enough followers and posting some pictures to make it legit looking
Like if she does that to a friend can you imagine what she did to her ex’s

Adam better be in this for the long haul....

Oh wait a comment came in on the dr oetk page 🤣
 
Last edited:
20210408_171120.jpg

Also there are 3 pics but only 2 are visable. Very odd
 
If you read the comments dunowen_house posts on Instagram on their own AND Larby’s account they have a very identical style...... It’s almost as if Larby herself is creating them......or could it be that Adam is the the social media manager for Dunowen since they follow him and he follows them back 🤭😱😱.
Just saying
 
deewallace said:
If you read the comments dunowen_house posts on Instagram on their own AND Larby’s account they have a very identical style...... It’s almost as if Larby herself is creating them......or could it be that Adam is the the social media manager for Dunowen since they follow him and he follows them back 🤭😱😱.
Just saying
Click to expand...
Very likely. Write a comment about larby and see how quickly it gets deleted and we'd soon know....
 
DailyGlitter said:
"Do it for the selfie?" - was that the "motto" on her gym shaker bottles? hilarious.

Also did you see one of her followers said the Dr Oeketer (whatever) pizzas were the best in the world.............wow.
Click to expand...
I know! Clearly hasn’t tried too many pizzas! Sorry but I won’t even give my pizza loving teenage son a frozen processed pizza. Making them fresh takes a minute!
She really is desperate flogging frozen pizza. 😐

Just to add I have had actual replies from 3 companies she works with. 1 expressed their disgust with her & the other 2 (whom are huge companies) thanked me alerting them & plan to pass on the matter to their teams. Another 2 companies have seen my messages but no response yet.
 
Bellel said:
I know! Clearly hasn’t tried too many pizzas! Sorry but I won’t even give my pizza loving teenage son a frozen processed pizza. Making them fresh takes a minute!
She really is desperate flogging frozen pizza. 😐

Just to add I have had actual replies from 3 companies she works with. 1 expressed their disgust with her & the other 2 (whom are huge companies) thanked me alerting them & plan to pass on the matter to their teams. Another 2 companies have seen my messages but no response yet.
Click to expand...
Oh wow well done !! Who was disgusted ? Do tell 😬
 
Don’t forget how, when she moved to London, she made out like she was renting a whole place there when it was clearly just a room🤣🤣🤣 And then of course, there was that golden ‘big fish in a small pond’ comment. I’ve no doubt that she would actually still be reasonably successful despite everything, had she not moved to London. She really screwed herself over there🤣🤣

Was it true that she got banned from BT over making out that she bought bags there when she actually didn’t? Or am I dreaming that?
 
usefullyuseless said:
Maria is an account who, like Laura and Sarah, would like/comment on all of Joanne's posts. She doesn't seem to follow JL any more so it's curious she's commenting on the pizza campaign post.
Click to expand...
I knew I recognised the name!
I wonder how many cheerleader accounts she runs like those ones?
I notice the Indian lad who used to comment "dope" disappeared after I mentioned him here 🤔
 
I remember years ago she shared pictures of one of those Kaneswaren twins saying something about him being her dream man and funnily enough became besties with the sister along the way. She was great pals with another influencer, Stephanie Lange, at a christmas party I think it was, after all the London & BU stuff when she wouldn't have had many friends. She got Storm shortly afterwards and I remember Stephanie, an actual vegan, commenting on a post that she couldn't support her on her decision to buy from a puppy farm because it went against everything she stands for. She was besties with Ally McGinn and was always in galway hanging out with her and her daughter for a short while. Think they may have even wore matching tshirts at some point 😂 She's such a user. I mean apart from those 2 girls who she's been friends with for 10 years who came to visit last year
 
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
Back
Top