Joanne Larby #7 Her jawline plays hide and seek, cute corners make her and Madam weak

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Can you imagine passing her in Lidl in her giant black kaftan and cowboy boots! She's batshit!
 
the floors in Lidl are super slippery too (ever done a food/wine run last minute before a night out- heels are a nightmare in there!)

not a fan of the hog warts robe, the wicked witch boots, or the all black funeral vibes. She touts her page for those who are into “industrial redecorated farmhouse” vibes. I’m sorry what on earth is that. How many people have a redecorated farmhouse?! And walk around in tall kitten heel boots with designer bags? WHO is her target audience??
 
Her neck looks like female genitalia

Shes sucking her jaw and neck in so hard it does kind of turn into lady parts. I can see the kinda look shes attempted (which is awful anyway) but she gets it so wrong. Instead of looking all effortlessly pinterest chic she looks like a 60 something stepping off a cruise in santa barbara with her gal pal, shes just missing a visor, a fanny pack and oversized beads.
 
Surely Adam would have told her how ridiculous that outfit looks on her, like I ordered a leopard print puffs from Zara, way 2 big on me as it was oversized and wore it a few times and my fella said to me “ I feel I have to tell you that jacket is ridiculous looking on you” and do you know what he was right 😂😂
Adam needs to step up !
 
Only she has slimmed down Fridays face, yesterdays was much fuller. She is brutal at liquid eyeliner.... So thick and uneven.
Howwwwww is this the work of a "MUA" like...seriously. shocking. Why even show it. And why do we always have to see the entire inside of her nostril.
 

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