Joanne Larby #5 Still photoshopping herself so thin & rigging it so her friends will win.

[daddygoose35]

Hahah gone already

That dress is horrible sorry if anyone likes it, way to short I’m sure the cows behind her are being fully mooned and her legs have been stretched cos I’m pretty sure she is not the same height as the Xmas tree and her knees have lost the side fat that she has.

Also notice that all the presents she wrapped herself are still under the tree. Would she not have had them to send them by now or is everybody she is getting presents for coming for Christmas.

 

[Bluewolf]

She actually makes me irrationally angry.

“WE’re adding to OUR gin cart”.

“4 more sleeps”.

please. Get. In. The. bleeping. Sea.

 

[Rubyjessie123]

Who’s meant to be joining them for Xmas dinner?? Or is it just the two of them?

 

[Blond3g1rl]

Her baubles defy the laws of gravity

 

[candyfloss99]

Who’s meant to be joining them for Xmas dinner?? Or is it just the two of them?

The three of them. Please remember their dog child.

 

[I got up at 5am]

Who’s meant to be joining them for Xmas dinner?? Or is it just the two of them?

Beyoncé & Jay Z, a couple of equal celebrity standing so neither will feel awkward

She stole that caption from a viral tweet as well but it’s not like Joey to steal the work of others & pass it off as her own now is it

 

[Teaspooner]

Does she even care that the photoshopping is so obvious/badly done? It’s amazing she’ll reference everything from this site apart from this topic.
my favourite here is trying to line up the floorboard joins - which should obv be (and obv are in the unedited pic) a parallel / continuous line! But I mean look at them! Face is so dodge and pixelated crap under her eyes she can’t even be bothered trying to cover!

 

[EllieMcKenzie]

She has a question box up. ‘Show me a pic’
We should type
Show me an unfiltered, and unphotoshopped pic

 

[Geniegeen]

Adam has a whole roll of me looking rotten. I.e unedited. Let’s be real.

 

[candyfloss99]

Strange how every photo she has shared of her is from 5 years ago

 

[Blondeminion14]

Strange how every photo she has shared of her is from 5 years ago

Very strange seeing as we are reminded on the regular of how she has never been happier since scurrying away from all living things to a life of solitude and organising. She is insufferable.

 

[Geniegeen]

So this image she claims is a size 12/14 and she wants us to believe she is a size 16 now get the duck out of here

 

[Madscone]

Jesus, any excuse to throwback to her even more false life!!

 

[candyfloss99]

"your favourite photo of himself"
She is 100% writing all these herself

 

[Bluewolf]

"your favourite photo of himself"
She is 100% writing all these herself

nope. If she was writing them herself she would’ve said “OUR favourite photo of himself”

 

[NoseyMare90]

Oh my god she has literally written all of those herself. I’m mortified for her. “Anyone who knows me knows how much of a messer I am” duck me its a car crash

 

[testingonetwothreefoiur]

"Your shift in mindset from the perfect body to embracing your body" Joanne love, have a word with yourself. Literally noone would use these words to describe you except you. Are ya well like?!

She is so obsessed with her "skinnier" self. It's so unhealthy and sad to see all these throwbacks, and how often she does them too. She never looked like that, and she doesn't look like the "size 16" self she posts online either and it's killing her. The subtle 2021 comment too just shows how miserable she is, like her perpetual life goal is to get back to being smaller and we all know it'll never happen and we'll just be seeing the throwbacks the whole way through 2021 aswell

 

[Canyouactuallycope]

"Your shift in mindset from the perfect body to embracing your body" Joanne love, have a word with yourself. Literally noone would use these words to describe you except you. Are ya well like?!

She is so obsessed with her "skinnier" self. It's so unhealthy and sad to see all these throwbacks, and how often she does them too. She never looked like that, and she doesn't look like the "size 16" self she posts online either and it's killing her. The subtle 2021 comment too just shows how miserable she is, like her perpetual life goal is to get back to being smaller and we all know it'll never happen and we'll just be seeing the throwbacks the whole way through 2021 aswell

She is so unhinged it's frightening. Throwbacks to when she was "skinny" and had two friends yet apparently she's at the happiest and most content she's ever been In her life, living her life goals yet not one up to date picture featured in that strange question box. She is not well.

 

[JLoLarbee]

"your favourite photo of himself"
She is 100% writing all these herself

She 1000000000% is!

 

[Blue1989]

If you're so happy jojo, why are all your picture answers from years ago?