Joanne Larby #2 aka The Make Believe Fairy

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gossgalextra said:
Why would a very good looking 29 year old lad who isn't even on Instagram move to the countryside to have a relationship for instagram?! Do you think she's paying him to be with her. They spent all of lockdown together and have been together for over 2 years. I think no matter who MUF is with people seem obsessed as if she's some sort of celeb I find that part mad
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Hiiii Joanne !! Or Joanne mams or one of her make believe friends !🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️ Where did she get her lip fillers can you tell us that ?! We are all dying to know .. so we can avoid it 🤣🤣🤣

Cheesycrackers said:
Regular visitor to West Cork and i Can confirm she is not the person you see on line. You would barely recognise her in real life. She is a total fraud in representing herself in this way
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AMEN!! Grew up a few doors up from her and completely agree !! Can I get a HALLELUJAH ! This is what I want everyone who follows her to know !!!
 
gossgalextra said:
I wouldn't say fan but seeing her chatty in person did change my mind a bit. People bang on about her editing so much you'd swear she was rotten in real life and she wasn't so it made me question other things I've read on here
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I have seen her several times in person at events. I haven't spoken to her but I have through emails. She's very tall. She's very broad and was always a lot bigger than any of her photoshopped photos she put online before she got to the event. It was shocking when you seen the difference of how much she actually changed her appearance. She altered it in many ways not just her size. Her lips always looked painful and far too large for her face. Her make up was never as neat without all the filters and facetune. She doesn't have a chiselled jaw line like she trys to portray online.

Nobody would be any the wiser if she didn't document it all online. Why lie and change what you look like when people are going to notice? It's very strange. I have seen what type of person she is professionally and it isn't pretty.
 
Also that lamp is hideous
gossgalextra said:
Genuine question - how do you know the bf is gay or that her income is unstable or personal details about a mortgage application?


I wouldn't say fan but seeing her chatty in person did change my mind a bit. People bang on about her editing so much you'd swear she was rotten in real life and she wasn't so it made me question other things I've read on here
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I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder !!
 
gossgalextra said:
How do you know she wasn't offered free stuff it hardly makes someone more successful by being beggy. I certainly couldn't afford to do up a home that size so quickly and then do up another home when she buys or builds. My friend was in the apartment she moved to after London and the rent was two grand a month. Drives a brand new Merc, dripping in new clothes and designer stuff. All the other influencers seem to have to sell their soul talking shite everyday, she seems to hold off for bigger brands and contracts which is clever because it looks like less ads but probably more money.

West Cork property by the sea has isn't cheap - we looked into it after we came home because it was genuinely one of the nicest places in Ireland we have visited. After lockdown I think the demand is even higher aswell. I've no problem admitting I am jealous of her lifestyle, the bf is gorgeous and seems way more normal than that dose from London
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Is that you Joanne? Those designer knock offs come from Moore Street!! Designer goods my arse!
 
Also I wouldn’t consider her rolling in cash or dripping in designer gear.
we all know the story of her brown Thomas shenanigans regarding bags So who knows what’s real or not. This is the issue people have with her. She lies. Non stop.

She likes to Crete the illusion she is rolling in it, in my opinion. Flashy car, 13 😂 bedroom rented house, endless tat ordered online. She come across as a stuck up know it all in her “rants” and always implies she is better than the next person. This is a size 14 and it’s sooo big on me but I like oversize. I love thiiis Hoover to clean my cork mansion. I’m so sick of Dublin cork is waaay better.
 
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gossgalextra said:
True. They obviously didn't find the exact property they wanted then. Sure when she does buy people will give her stick I'd actually hate to be an influencer :ROFLMAO:
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Really? Because we’re fairly sure you are an “instashammer”.

gossgalextra said:
Why would a very good looking 29 year old lad who isn't even on Instagram move to the countryside to have a relationship for instagram?! Do you think she's paying him to be with her. They spent all of lockdown together and have been together for over 2 years. I think no matter who MUF is with people seem obsessed as if she's some sort of celeb I find that part mad
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Also can I ask how you know Adam is 29? hasn’t been mentioned here at all? People calling out her constant BS isn’t obsessed at all.. she continues to feel the need to filter the blue sky and edit her pictures to give herself size 16 shoes then people will talk..
 
gossgalextra said:
I'm mortified to say her content made me book a trip to West Cork...we actually saw MUF and Adam in real life on a boat trip to Garnish and I nearly died. The annoying part is that she's so much better looking in real life - she's defo put on weight but carries it well and very natural. They looked like a normal happy couple in love to be honest, I wanted to dislike her but she was friendly and chatty to everyone :rolleyes: She must have serious body image issues to feel the need to edit herself when she's so naturally pretty though? Wonder what cause her to feel so insecure. I think the ex in London was a nut and obsessed with her weight.

Does anyone know where her money comes from? Apparently the dog was two and a half grand and all the designer bags and sunnies we see in every shot *eye roll? She's either earning a lot more than we think or he has money? The gaff is a 4 bed, like why would they need so much space if it's just the two of them.
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I saw her in benefit brow bar about 2 years ago and she didn't look as slim as she did online back then but was by no means overweight and carried it well. I thought she had a very pretty face too.

GossAlert said:
Also can I ask how you know Adam is 29? hasn’t been mentioned here at all? People calling out her constant BS isn’t obsessed at all.. she continues to feel the need to filter the blue sky and edit her pictures to give herself size 16 shoes then people will talk..
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She said old how he was in a podcast a while back I think, I remember her saying about the age gap and was thinking she must be around 33/34 then so.
 
gossgalextra said:
Why would a very good looking 29 year old lad who isn't even on Instagram move to the countryside to have a relationship for instagram?! Do you think she's paying him to be with her. They spent all of lockdown together and have been together for over 2 years. I think no matter who MUF is with people seem obsessed as if she's some sort of celeb I find that part mad
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Also he is on insta, but that’s something Joanne says all the time....
 
Scarbouro said:
I have seen her several times in person at events. I haven't spoken to her but I have through emails. She's very tall. She's very broad and was always a lot bigger than any of her photoshopped photos she put online before she got to the event. It was shocking when you seen the difference of how much she actually changed her appearance. She altered it in many ways not just her size. Her lips always looked painful and far too large for her face. Her make up was never as neat without all the filters and facetune. She doesn't have a chiselled jaw line like she trys to portray online.

Nobody would be any the wiser if she didn't document it all online. Why lie and change what you look like when people are going to notice? It's very strange. I have seen what type of person she is professionally and it isn't pretty.
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Remember the documentary she filmed with Vogue Williams and how completely different she looked on that compared to how she was portraying herself online at that time? Perfect example, I would attach pics if I had time to find them but I have a real job to get back to, unlike that fairy 😉
 
Serious Q: is the problem with her renting just that she's saying she chose to rent whilst everyone thinks she's lying about getting mortgage approval? Or are people turning up their noses at someone being happy to rent longterm. I ask because I've never had any mad desire to own a house and it would take a massive amount of sacrifice for me to have any chance at it in the next 10 years, so I'm genuinely happy renting and it just doesn't come into my head anymore as it isn't one of my goals in life. Maybe she's just happy to rent.
 
EllaB86 said:
Serious Q: is the problem with her renting just that she's saying she chose to rent whilst everyone thinks she's lying about getting mortgage approval? Or are people turning up their noses at someone being happy to rent longterm. I ask because I've never had any mad desire to own a house and it would take a massive amount of sacrifice for me to have any chance at it in the next 10 years, so I'm genuinely happy renting and it just doesn't come into my head anymore as it isn't one of my goals in life. Maybe she's just happy to rent.
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As discussed many times the issue is the lies. No shame in the rent game.

Geniegeen said:
As discussed many times the issue is the lies. No shame in the rent game.
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@usefullyuseless explained it best in the previous page
 
EllaB86 said:
Serious Q: is the problem with her renting just that she's saying she chose to rent whilst everyone thinks she's lying about getting mortgage approval? Or are people turning up their noses at someone being happy to rent longterm. I ask because I've never had any mad desire to own a house and it would take a massive amount of sacrifice for me to have any chance at it in the next 10 years, so I'm genuinely happy renting and it just doesn't come into my head anymore as it isn't one of my goals in life. Maybe she's just happy to rent.
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No no, there's no issue whatsoever ever with renting imo. The problem here is that MUF sneered down the phone a couple of years ago about people buying their own homes and asked why would you do it since you would never own your own home, the bank would. Which is completely untrue of course but sure that's MUF for you. Then she got with Adam and her tune changed and they "apparently" found their dream home but the house fell through and decided to rent again. That's not the way mortgage applications work so basically she was lying yet again... She's relentless.
 
gossgalextra said:
How do you know she wasn't offered free stuff it hardly makes someone more successful by being beggy. I certainly couldn't afford to do up a home that size so quickly and then do up another home when she buys or builds. My friend was in the apartment she moved to after London and the rent was two grand a month. Drives a brand new Merc, dripping in new clothes and designer stuff. All the other influencers seem to have to sell their soul talking shite everyday, she seems to hold off for bigger brands and contracts which is clever because it looks like less ads but probably more money.

West Cork property by the sea has isn't cheap - we looked into it after we came home because it was genuinely one of the nicest places in Ireland we have visited. After lockdown I think the demand is even higher aswell. I've no problem admitting I am jealous of her lifestyle, the bf is gorgeous and seems way more normal than that dose from London
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Ah stop ffs you priced places because you had a nice few days there.
Pull the other one Brenda or is that you Snipe
 
I got up at 5am said:
Ah stop ffs you priced places because you had a nice few days there.
Pull the other one Brenda or is that you Snipe
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Literally just looked on daft for west cork. 37 properties and only 10 were over 1k a month rent. And they were mostly holidays homes rented per week.. so not much went into their research on that one 😂 or it’s Jojo herself talking herself up and absolute BS as usual..
 
I don’t think there’s anything nasty meant by Joanne when she makes the comments about buying/renting. I remember when she moved into the Dublin apartment she said how she had considered buying but decided she wanted to build instead and would therefore wait until she found the perfect site. I think she makes comments about renting/mortgages etc because she’s convincing herself more than anyone. The reality is I don’t think anyone would care if she was renting because she can’t afford a mortgage - many of us are in the same boat.
 
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