Joanne Larby #19 What a sad little life, Joanne

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lavendervase said:
She thinks she’s Kirsty bloody Allsopp today. You’ve bought one home and rented for 20 minutes in London and about two weeks in Dublin and a year in the hole of nowhere 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 the eyes on this emoji don’t go far enough back for this dose.
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The delusion is high today. her manifestation board used to be all handbags and holidays, now it's greenhouses and Shetland ponies. I really cringe hard reading this nonsense.
 
crankypants13 said:
Jesus she’s an awful dick, isn’t she?! The absolute tripe she writes reminds me of being in college and trying to desperately increase my word count in assignments. Why call it a house when it can be a dream dwelling with oodles of land, beautifully hugged by the forest?!

She has tipped me over the edge tonight 🤣
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This is definitely the number one thing (among many!) that irritates me about her. “Hugged by forest” in her perfect ‘FAMILY’ “dWeLliNg” 😂 All while making cringe digs about how apparently wealthy “her rent was expensive” everyone but no probs for Larbs paying it indefinitely until said manifested idyllic paradise home came to her in a karmic twist of self indulgent fate - and how her house is so big. “It’s 2000sq feet so I’m not saying it’s small I’m actually saying look how big I think my house is”. 🙄

It’s like she’s an AI robot who landed on earth and was programmed to speak like a “mid 30’s, homestead, earth vibes EBF, FTM living her pErFecT life”.

No Joanne you weren’t waiting all this time for your perfect forever family home - you waited till you found your rebound man, trapped him in a baby daddy for a beard contract and then couldn’t afford Dublin like a lot of people nowadays and ended up in a poky, boring/ dull house in the back arse of nowhere. Living like a recluse so no one ever gets to see what you look like in real life.

And the stupid smug advice that noone asked for doesn’t even make sense. “If you’re truly specific about the details (what?) chances are you’ll find your dream home”. (So don’t worry, you too could be like smug Larby. Cos of course her dull house is her DREAM home everyone! Not just a pretty standard one she could afford at the time)
Ehhhhh no. If you’re so specific with your house hunting process it’ll be even more impossible to find a house given the enormous housing shortage and costs of property and living soaring.
It’s no wonder she has no friends. Her smug, weird, insufferably, self important personality would send anyone running miles rather than be in her company or presence.

You’d wonder if she even eyerolls herself when she reads that shite back 😭
 
Larbs needs to step away from the Char GPT.

lived at home, a short burst of rental in Killester and in London (Killester was affordable then), a family holiday home to practice recluse mode in post bloggers unveiled. And then Adam bought a house; nothing wrong with that but Jesus stop, next she’ll be giving mortgage advice when there’s no bloody way her income counts. He’s no doubt footing her tax bill for her; she “earns” products, that blasted car, how does she make actual cash to pay the taxman?
 
Suzeywoozey said:
Larbs needs to step away from the Char GPT.

lived at home, a short burst of rental in Killester and in London (Killester was affordable then), a family holiday home to practice recluse mode in post bloggers unveiled. And then Adam bought a house; nothing wrong with that but Jesus stop, next she’ll be giving mortgage advice when there’s no bloody way her income counts. He’s no doubt footing her tax bill for her; she “earns” products, that blasted car, how does she make actual cash to pay the taxman?
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Why do you think she pays tax? There's no way she'll make enough to have to pay it.
 
Going on about the jungle gym and of course she has to share the price even though no one asked. You never see her sharing the price on anything cheap or reasonable that she buys (which would be more relatable and interesting for people) it’s always the pricey tit.

She’s so bloody pretentious. I wonder does she know that we all know it’s Adam who funds her life, she clearly earns duck all because her career has been dead in the water years.

she seriously needs to change therapist and finally address her need to overshare every bit of her life on social media.
 
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